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Kaffy
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Lasher 🍊
Runner 🏃🏽‍♀️
Lisdex enthusiast 🤪
Blackpool🗼
On a positive note, home by 4.45
February 14, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The team just got booed back onto the pitch for the second half 😂
February 14, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Very glad it’s Friday after the week I’ve had
a woman holding up a sign that says absolutely awful
ALT: a woman holding up a sign that says absolutely awful
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Ma Kelly’s on a Wednesday night 💃🏽
February 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I’m teaching my daughter - an anxious little people pleaser - to stand up for herself against more dominant girls at school, using accountability as her weapon of choice. Today she told one horrible little cow, “I don’t want to play with you because you say horrible things about me to people …
February 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Ian Evatt doesn’t half talk shite
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Better start looking at who’s in League Two then
January 31, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Ice cream and milkshake under duvet and blankets in the van, waiting for the weather to warm up so a day can become a weekend adventure 😀
January 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Stickers > flags 🗼🧡
January 24, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I’m lying in bed, in the dark, and I can hear Alexa talking in the bedroom next door. Only me in the house though 😰
January 23, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I’m having knee surgery in 4 weeks and honestly cannot wait. I’d like them cut my leg off by mistake so I don’t have to return to my shitshow of a job for several months.
Hope my GP’s up for the challenge of masking horrific burnout behind keyhole surgery recovery. Another sick note? Yes please.
January 23, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Honestly just fuck off
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
This Salford v Swindon game is ace! Proper cup tie.
January 20, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Good to know that if you’re having a shit week, it can always get even more shit than you thought 👍🏽
January 17, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Just watched some footage of some male “patriots” patrolling the streets of Blackpool, hanging some sad, limp flags and claiming to be protecting women in their duties. Approached a lone female walking down the street, asking her age and if she was single, filming her the whole time.
January 16, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Been doing a job application this weekend for which I’m allowed to use AI to refine the wording of my examples. Quite the headfuck when it starts rewriting its own work. “Consider shortening this sentence by adding brevity…”
YOU WROTE THE FUCKING SENTENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU GASLIGHTING ROBOT 🤯
January 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Posted a couple of weeks ago about the club sponsors putting on free coaches to Ipswich for the FA Cup game tomorrow.

20 (TWENTY) coaches full of Tangerine lunatics making that journey tomorrow. What an incredible (also mental) number of people travelling 7 hours each way to watch us get twatted 🍊
January 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Plumbed a new washing machine in today lads 💪🏽
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Oh fuck off
January 1, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This ref is an absolute cunt
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Went to a New Year’s Eve party with the kids. Absolutely monumental mistake if I wanted to get any enjoyment out of today. Spending my birthday managing the behaviour of two colossal dickheads. 2/10, do not recommend.
January 1, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Happy new year everyone! 🎉

Spare a thought for the poor twats who mark the start of each new year by moving up the age ladder. Thoroughly depressing stuff, and that’s before we get to 3pm 😒 #48
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Christmas tv has been utter dogshit this year
December 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Extremely excited for 36 hours of silence
December 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
One of the club sponsors is putting on free coaches to our FA Cup game at Ipswich next month. Great gesture but absolutely no thanks.
10 coaches filled so far though! What a ridiculous number of people making questionable life choices 😅
December 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM