Tukach Shakur
@kachi.bsky.social
When I was 25, my hairline went to the store for a pack of cigarettes and never came.
I'm here for the jokes, but I build stuff, too: https://maskapp.co/users/7594333970293063680
I'm here for the jokes, but I build stuff, too: https://maskapp.co/users/7594333970293063680
Words with Friends back? 👀👀
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Words with Friends back? 👀👀
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21 y/o activist injured by ICE: I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. I can't sneeze or cough because it's dangerous to. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull.
This story is not getting enough attention.
This story is not getting enough attention.
January 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
21 y/o activist injured by ICE: I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. I can't sneeze or cough because it's dangerous to. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull.
This story is not getting enough attention.
This story is not getting enough attention.
So basically what you're telling me is that males are the problem across all primate species?
This is amazing. Y'all really might've been onto something when you said we weren't shit.
Love it for me. Hate it for the women and the gays! Pray for them!
This is amazing. Y'all really might've been onto something when you said we weren't shit.
Love it for me. Hate it for the women and the gays! Pray for them!
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
So basically what you're telling me is that males are the problem across all primate species?
This is amazing. Y'all really might've been onto something when you said we weren't shit.
Love it for me. Hate it for the women and the gays! Pray for them!
This is amazing. Y'all really might've been onto something when you said we weren't shit.
Love it for me. Hate it for the women and the gays! Pray for them!
Might be curtains for Duolingo for me because this app is amazing.
The Year of Papi Kachi loading, my boy.
The Year of Papi Kachi loading, my boy.
January 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Might be curtains for Duolingo for me because this app is amazing.
The Year of Papi Kachi loading, my boy.
The Year of Papi Kachi loading, my boy.
January is such a bottom-tier month. We have to find a way to get rid of it
January 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM
January is such a bottom-tier month. We have to find a way to get rid of it
New Bruno Mars dropped????
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window .
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
New Bruno Mars dropped????
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
The U.S. will do insane shit like this and then when another 9/11 happens, they'll say "it's because these people hate our way of life" and not "it's because we're one of the biggest bullies on the world stage".
January 3, 2026 at 12:18 PM
The U.S. will do insane shit like this and then when another 9/11 happens, they'll say "it's because these people hate our way of life" and not "it's because we're one of the biggest bullies on the world stage".
The Founding Fathers: "Only Congress is allowed to declare war"
Trump:
Trump:
donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and looking at the camera
ALT: donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 12:15 PM
The Founding Fathers: "Only Congress is allowed to declare war"
Trump:
Trump:
Nah, man. This is absolutely insane. It's time for these countries to fight back. What the hell is going on
January 3, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Nah, man. This is absolutely insane. It's time for these countries to fight back. What the hell is going on
Bro, WHAT????
"The United States hit Venezuela with a 'large-scale strike' early Saturday and said its president, Nicolás Maduro, had been captured and flown out of the country"
U.S. Strikes Venezuela And Says Its Leader, Maduro, Has Been Captured And Flown Out Of The Country
The Venezuelan government called it an “imperialist attack” and urged citizens to take to the streets.
www.huffpost.com
January 3, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Bro, WHAT????
Okay, but did you die?
Ouuu when the #SurvivingBaldNiggas Netflix doc drops 😮💨😮💨😮💨
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Okay, but did you die?
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Yeah this is just what his communications team wants right now
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yeah this is just what his communications team wants right now
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TMZ reports that Rob Reiner and his wife Michele Reiner’s dead bodies were found in their home.
The bodies are reported to have knife wounds.
(tmz.com/2025/12/14/rob…)
The bodies are reported to have knife wounds.
(tmz.com/2025/12/14/rob…)
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Who cares what UNICEF thinks at a time like this?
Every reputable study has shown that children are worse off now than they were 20 years ago because of social media. There's no reason why anyone with a brain that's not fully developed should be on it.
Propose a better idea or stfu
Every reputable study has shown that children are worse off now than they were 20 years ago because of social media. There's no reason why anyone with a brain that's not fully developed should be on it.
Propose a better idea or stfu
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Who cares what UNICEF thinks at a time like this?
Every reputable study has shown that children are worse off now than they were 20 years ago because of social media. There's no reason why anyone with a brain that's not fully developed should be on it.
Propose a better idea or stfu
Every reputable study has shown that children are worse off now than they were 20 years ago because of social media. There's no reason why anyone with a brain that's not fully developed should be on it.
Propose a better idea or stfu
A new study found that both water and juice are significantly safer to drink than fire.
A new study found that both Chinese and white Western women idealize thin bodies significantly more than Black Nigerian women.
How Chinese American women are at the intersection of the pressure to be thin
A new study found that both Chinese and white Western women idealize thin bodies significantly more than Black Nigerian women.
nbcnews.to
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
A new study found that both water and juice are significantly safer to drink than fire.
What tf was I going through this year?
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
What tf was I going through this year?
This country is creating the stupidest generation of children the world has ever seen.
The time has come to destroy every public school in the country and start over because what the fuck are we even doing anymore?
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
The time has come to destroy every public school in the country and start over because what the fuck are we even doing anymore?
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
Kids Rarely Read Whole Books Anymore. Even in English Class.
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This country is creating the stupidest generation of children the world has ever seen.
The time has come to destroy every public school in the country and start over because what the fuck are we even doing anymore?
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
The time has come to destroy every public school in the country and start over because what the fuck are we even doing anymore?
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
Can't be me. This is how it's going to go down every time.
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Can't be me. This is how it's going to go down every time.
Subway Takes is really one of the best accounts to follow on IG. Like, how is every reel on there a banger?
Where are the people at that agree with me? I need to find my tribe.
Where are the people at that agree with me? I need to find my tribe.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Subway Takes is really one of the best accounts to follow on IG. Like, how is every reel on there a banger?
Where are the people at that agree with me? I need to find my tribe.
Where are the people at that agree with me? I need to find my tribe.
Me, whenever I see anyone over the age of 15 drinking soda:
michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and says stop it
ALT: michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and says stop it
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Me, whenever I see anyone over the age of 15 drinking soda:
I was reading an article about JFK's granddaughter having terminal cancer with only one more year left to live and this last paragraph hit me so hard. Keep in mind she's only 35.
You've got to be delusion beyond repair or have a deep aversion to evidence to think that karma is real because wtf
You've got to be delusion beyond repair or have a deep aversion to evidence to think that karma is real because wtf
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I was reading an article about JFK's granddaughter having terminal cancer with only one more year left to live and this last paragraph hit me so hard. Keep in mind she's only 35.
You've got to be delusion beyond repair or have a deep aversion to evidence to think that karma is real because wtf
You've got to be delusion beyond repair or have a deep aversion to evidence to think that karma is real because wtf
Wardrobe by Schizophrenia.
Nancy Mace: "You can see in the Epstein emails that he's clearly targeting President Trump as retribution for him being a good man ... he's a good man who protects women. That's what real men do."
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Wardrobe by Schizophrenia.
...wait. A couple of these NBA YoungBoy songs are fire.
Am I...am I...turning into a YN?
Am I...am I...turning into a YN?
a bald man with a beard wearing a white shirt looks to the side
ALT: a bald man with a beard wearing a white shirt looks to the side
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
...wait. A couple of these NBA YoungBoy songs are fire.
Am I...am I...turning into a YN?
Am I...am I...turning into a YN?