kabook
@kabook.bsky.social
I was put inside the computer for a reason. I just know it
Your girl has been calling me "peanut butter" on account of me "pee"ing my "nut" when i see that "butt" of "her"s. Please make her stop.
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Your girl has been calling me "peanut butter" on account of me "pee"ing my "nut" when i see that "butt" of "her"s. Please make her stop.
I made your bitch go kookoo nana with my herbal tinctures.
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I made your bitch go kookoo nana with my herbal tinctures.
Albedo is kind of like the opposite of libido. Something something Deleuze. Are you fucking happy now?
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Albedo is kind of like the opposite of libido. Something something Deleuze. Are you fucking happy now?
You should probably tell your partner that you'd kill yourself if they left. It's about honesty.
October 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
You should probably tell your partner that you'd kill yourself if they left. It's about honesty.
Jergens vs ky jelly reddit
October 8, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Jergens vs ky jelly reddit
His cloaca's fucking huge
Yoshi leaked nudes full
September 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
His cloaca's fucking huge
Hey my slime, just wanted to let you know you're on pace to use your free flushes for the month. You're one of my favorite tenants so I'm giving you a heads up before you start running into "Billable flush" territory. Please dap me up.
September 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Hey my slime, just wanted to let you know you're on pace to use your free flushes for the month. You're one of my favorite tenants so I'm giving you a heads up before you start running into "Billable flush" territory. Please dap me up.
Hello my beautiful siblings. Apples of my eye. You are approaching ripe age of 30. Beautiful things coming. You must spread your wings and fly. Please get out of my house so I do not reach 30 resembling you. Thank you.
September 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Hello my beautiful siblings. Apples of my eye. You are approaching ripe age of 30. Beautiful things coming. You must spread your wings and fly. Please get out of my house so I do not reach 30 resembling you. Thank you.
When I met my first squirter I was so star struck.
August 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
When I met my first squirter I was so star struck.
I want POWER and ESTRADIOL
August 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I want POWER and ESTRADIOL
I hear when celebrities go into hospice care all of the workers get to sodomize their bodies. #ThankYouHealthcareHeroes
August 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I hear when celebrities go into hospice care all of the workers get to sodomize their bodies. #ThankYouHealthcareHeroes
Not to be too earnest but I do think nonbinaries owe us a little androgyny
August 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Not to be too earnest but I do think nonbinaries owe us a little androgyny
All men are brothers. All girls are sisters. Ergo, homosexuality is incest which is unfortunately proshipping. Pack it up homos
July 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
All men are brothers. All girls are sisters. Ergo, homosexuality is incest which is unfortunately proshipping. Pack it up homos
"trap queen", "trap king"? i'll be participating in no trap suzerainty. all are welcome at my horizontally structured trap commune.
July 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"trap queen", "trap king"? i'll be participating in no trap suzerainty. all are welcome at my horizontally structured trap commune.
Yes, I was the sex pervert known as the Cadbury Creamer, but just as surely as the seasons change so do my proclivities. Please, call me the Cadbury Dreamer.
July 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Yes, I was the sex pervert known as the Cadbury Creamer, but just as surely as the seasons change so do my proclivities. Please, call me the Cadbury Dreamer.
Just putting out feelers for if anyone wants to go trappin next weekend. Let me know!
July 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Just putting out feelers for if anyone wants to go trappin next weekend. Let me know!
im just getting so pissed off about justin biener lately... i swear if he jumped off a building I'd be part of the 1% sitting in a lawn chair shouting "do a backflip"... oh you would too ... ? maybe you should share this ..
July 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
im just getting so pissed off about justin biener lately... i swear if he jumped off a building I'd be part of the 1% sitting in a lawn chair shouting "do a backflip"... oh you would too ... ? maybe you should share this ..
You'd think I was molested given the way I generally act
July 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
You'd think I was molested given the way I generally act
My second incel blackpill was when I saw that bitch pull the foot ball away from Charlie Brown. Prior to that I had just learned of the state of Israel, an event which had unceremoniously stolen the privilege of being my first incel blackpill from the former experience. I was 29.
June 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
My second incel blackpill was when I saw that bitch pull the foot ball away from Charlie Brown. Prior to that I had just learned of the state of Israel, an event which had unceremoniously stolen the privilege of being my first incel blackpill from the former experience. I was 29.
I have to be honest, my 5 year anniversary with the LAPD is coming up and I'd be really grateful if all of this could be resolved soon so my celebration post isn't overshadowed by a concern troll's misdirected grievances.
June 10, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I have to be honest, my 5 year anniversary with the LAPD is coming up and I'd be really grateful if all of this could be resolved soon so my celebration post isn't overshadowed by a concern troll's misdirected grievances.
Im autistic and My special interest is blowing up the toilet and not flushing.
June 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Im autistic and My special interest is blowing up the toilet and not flushing.
I met a woman on the trail two years ago. She made it clear she wanted to dig around in my butt
June 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I met a woman on the trail two years ago. She made it clear she wanted to dig around in my butt
when i first learned they were called the barenaked ladies i got so fucking horny i passed out.
May 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
when i first learned they were called the barenaked ladies i got so fucking horny i passed out.
fine shyt was showing her epidermis whorishly, and i was ready to match her freak
May 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
fine shyt was showing her epidermis whorishly, and i was ready to match her freak