Waffles and Shade
@kaattteeee.bsky.social
I’m REAL mad at this guy in a scenario I just made up in my head. People like him are such jerks, am I right? 😡 😡 😡
May 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’m REAL mad at this guy in a scenario I just made up in my head. People like him are such jerks, am I right? 😡 😡 😡
In a dream, I was gifted the special dipping sauce I can never find. What a dream indeed
May 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
In a dream, I was gifted the special dipping sauce I can never find. What a dream indeed
Pink noses on kitty cats
May 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Pink noses on kitty cats
Would my dumb thoughts gain more attention if I posted them as an image of text, rather than straight from the teat?
May 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Would my dumb thoughts gain more attention if I posted them as an image of text, rather than straight from the teat?
What’s the proper amount of toilet paper I should be stockpiling right now?
May 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
What’s the proper amount of toilet paper I should be stockpiling right now?
Just witnessed the #Leyawin town guards beat a local Argonian woman to death behind the church, just for stealing a single pear. Pour one out tonight for my girl CitySwimmer 🍐
May 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Just witnessed the #Leyawin town guards beat a local Argonian woman to death behind the church, just for stealing a single pear. Pour one out tonight for my girl CitySwimmer 🍐
Your bones are probably wet, inside with all your meat muscles
May 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Your bones are probably wet, inside with all your meat muscles
What is it, pond scum?
April 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
What is it, pond scum?
In retrospect, I should have realized I had an eating disorder when strangers would habitually come up to me and offer to pray for my health. 💀
April 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
In retrospect, I should have realized I had an eating disorder when strangers would habitually come up to me and offer to pray for my health. 💀
Sometimes I screenshot strangers art and tell myself I’ll be as good as them someday
April 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sometimes I screenshot strangers art and tell myself I’ll be as good as them someday
Some BODY once told me
April 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Some BODY once told me
You can go get ice cream it’s okay you have my permission
April 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
You can go get ice cream it’s okay you have my permission
Go fill up your little free library. You’ll feel good after you do.
April 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Go fill up your little free library. You’ll feel good after you do.
#canva has a new Vibecoding tool, and it’s incredibly good. It’s simple, fast and stylish. My jaw actually dropped the first time I entered a prompt. Innnnnnsaaaaaane
April 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
#canva has a new Vibecoding tool, and it’s incredibly good. It’s simple, fast and stylish. My jaw actually dropped the first time I entered a prompt. Innnnnnsaaaaaane
You are doing a great job, keep it up!
April 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
You are doing a great job, keep it up!
Fun date idea: visit a thrift store and load up on good books, spend the day stocking up the Free Little Libraries in your area with stories you’d love to share
April 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Fun date idea: visit a thrift store and load up on good books, spend the day stocking up the Free Little Libraries in your area with stories you’d love to share
If your protest isn’t getting the media attention it requires, what can you do to get that attention.
Unfortunately the answer may be public nudity.
Unfortunately the answer may be public nudity.
April 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If your protest isn’t getting the media attention it requires, what can you do to get that attention.
Unfortunately the answer may be public nudity.
Unfortunately the answer may be public nudity.
Today I hid a little spider in my mouth as an April Fools prank for my dental hygienist and she didn’t even react.
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April 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Today I hid a little spider in my mouth as an April Fools prank for my dental hygienist and she didn’t even react.
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I need you all to yell at me so I get off my phone and go do work
March 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I need you all to yell at me so I get off my phone and go do work
Did you know you can go have a cup of tea ☕️ RIGHT NOW?? It’s true
March 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Did you know you can go have a cup of tea ☕️ RIGHT NOW?? It’s true
Lousy Smarch weather :(
March 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Lousy Smarch weather :(
Trivia makes me happy
March 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Trivia makes me happy
Steam and sear your raviolis
March 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Steam and sear your raviolis
I am a beautiful fruit
Left rotting on this tree
Left rotting on this tree
March 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I am a beautiful fruit
Left rotting on this tree
Left rotting on this tree