Jyobi
@jyobi.bsky.social
He/they
Kickflipped the universe now I'm riding goofy into the absurd
Kickflipped the universe now I'm riding goofy into the absurd
Im tryna show up y'all are just attending
October 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Im tryna show up y'all are just attending
Reposted by Jyobi
Does Porter Robinson need to play on an NES? Probably not.
Did I make it play for NES anyway? Absolutely!
Did I make it play for NES anyway? Absolutely!
August 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Does Porter Robinson need to play on an NES? Probably not.
Did I make it play for NES anyway? Absolutely!
Did I make it play for NES anyway? Absolutely!
Ugh you're telling me that people are smoking?
Like, burning organic matter??
Organic. Like, pissed on???
See unlike me who exclusively smokes turbo synthesized quadruple quantum kickflipped RGB gamer THC delta 420 ass blaster "Liquid"™.
Kids these days...
Like, burning organic matter??
Organic. Like, pissed on???
See unlike me who exclusively smokes turbo synthesized quadruple quantum kickflipped RGB gamer THC delta 420 ass blaster "Liquid"™.
Kids these days...
July 30, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Ugh you're telling me that people are smoking?
Like, burning organic matter??
Organic. Like, pissed on???
See unlike me who exclusively smokes turbo synthesized quadruple quantum kickflipped RGB gamer THC delta 420 ass blaster "Liquid"™.
Kids these days...
Like, burning organic matter??
Organic. Like, pissed on???
See unlike me who exclusively smokes turbo synthesized quadruple quantum kickflipped RGB gamer THC delta 420 ass blaster "Liquid"™.
Kids these days...
Problem: too much liquor in my cup.
Solution: drink it all.
Future issues: not my fuckin problem
Solution: drink it all.
Future issues: not my fuckin problem
July 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Problem: too much liquor in my cup.
Solution: drink it all.
Future issues: not my fuckin problem
Solution: drink it all.
Future issues: not my fuckin problem
Took one of the worst shits of my life
July 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Took one of the worst shits of my life
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July 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Took one of the best shits of my life
July 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Took one of the best shits of my life
Minutes to Midnight is better than Meteora
July 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Minutes to Midnight is better than Meteora
First they replaced my oxygen with swag. Now they have changed my swag out for rizz. I can't breathe im drowning
June 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
First they replaced my oxygen with swag. Now they have changed my swag out for rizz. I can't breathe im drowning
Just got out of the hospital. Im never spelling icup again
June 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Just got out of the hospital. Im never spelling icup again
I only fuck if it's relevant to the plot
June 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I only fuck if it's relevant to the plot
Happy gay month gaylords. Go do crime
June 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Happy gay month gaylords. Go do crime
Bro how are they making downy ads still. Its detergent you shouldn't have THIS much to say about it
June 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Bro how are they making downy ads still. Its detergent you shouldn't have THIS much to say about it
Would you still love me if I shit my pants in the 7/11 but not the main 7/11 we go to where they know us but the one on the other side of town that we went to 6 months ago on our way back from that hike we took
May 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Would you still love me if I shit my pants in the 7/11 but not the main 7/11 we go to where they know us but the one on the other side of town that we went to 6 months ago on our way back from that hike we took
I hope the girl reading this has a good day. Fuck the rest of yall
May 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I hope the girl reading this has a good day. Fuck the rest of yall
Bingus bungus fungus amongus dungus longus pingas
Thank you
Thank you
May 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Bingus bungus fungus amongus dungus longus pingas
Thank you
Thank you
Some of yall never been to pen island and it shows
May 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Some of yall never been to pen island and it shows
Im not mentally ill, im sick with it and im just showing off at this point
May 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Im not mentally ill, im sick with it and im just showing off at this point
Some days I think I should use this app more (kinda fun to just slap insane shit out there) then I remember my ass is fat and I should just stay logged out lmao
May 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Some days I think I should use this app more (kinda fun to just slap insane shit out there) then I remember my ass is fat and I should just stay logged out lmao
Believe the hype: they/them pussy will in fact ruin your life.
10/10 would go again
10/10 would go again
May 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Believe the hype: they/them pussy will in fact ruin your life.
10/10 would go again
10/10 would go again
Broke boi asked if he could hold a dollar. I speedran the rest of his life and backwards long jumped his ass to an early grave
February 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Broke boi asked if he could hold a dollar. I speedran the rest of his life and backwards long jumped his ass to an early grave
Me and the work homies have been getting really into beyblades. I keep mine in my fanny pack and i feel like an anime protagonist ready to let it rip against anyone who comes across my way
January 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Me and the work homies have been getting really into beyblades. I keep mine in my fanny pack and i feel like an anime protagonist ready to let it rip against anyone who comes across my way
Sometimes when I take a dump its kinda like I'm playing my own version of squid game
January 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Sometimes when I take a dump its kinda like I'm playing my own version of squid game