New drinking game: call a service company, any company (like Comcast), and while going through their automated menu, take a shot each time you have to say "representative"

You're cool but are you "70-year-old lady on a treadmill in my dad's gym watching Crank on tv at full volume, punching the air whenever Jason Stathem beats somebody up" kind of cool?

Shrinkflation is real 😩

It's the holiday season and, since I'm polyamorous, I guess I gotta get ready to watch Love Actually like 4 times...

Not that I'm complaining 😅 I love that move (it hasn't aged well, though)

Should I use my company's own Chat GPT to write my manager's performance review?

Let me ask it.

When the moon is round and full, gonna teach you tricks that'll blow your mind mongrel mind

Your standards are so low, I could trip over 'em

Nice job pardoning Hunter, now go Legalize Weed!

There's always money in the banana stand....