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been a min since i shared a selfie hiiiiii
portland oomfs… how is the weather there lately i will be in u next week…
August 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
HELLOOOO BLOOMFIES! it’s been 84 years… anyway here’s a mirror pic
August 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
had italian sausage, zucchini sticks, fried ravioli, lobster ravioli, and butterbeer today and im wondering why i got a tummyache ????
July 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
im such a yapper in my head but in person i forget what i wanted to talk about so i end up being the quiet friend in the group wtf ig i should just talk to myself forever
July 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Reposted by john john
truly a candidate for the people
June 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
had jollibee last night thinking of jollibee for tonight… sigh… summer body when when summer body is not on the horizon….
June 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i hate bitches who answer questions with another question like bitch what i asked u first
June 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
first day back at the gym since edc… think imma die…
May 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
OH FOR THE MV FJRKEKNENS
why is how im feeling now the only album that’s reverted back to its original artwork…
May 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
why is how im feeling now the only album that’s reverted back to its original artwork…
May 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i literally have NO outfits for edc ZERO ZILCH NADA…. ugh
May 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
currently at goodwill and someone took my fucking cart with a barbra streisand vinyl in it while i was in the fitting room that FUCKING BITCH i hope whoever did it twists their ankle and dislocates their knee every week of their life
May 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
people on grindr be having “im picky fyi” on their bio like sure jan??? im going to scroll now ok 😭😭😭
May 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
wisdom kaye not being in met gala seems like a crime… this year’s theme is so spot on with his brand
May 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
work is kicking my ass lately… im just a gay !!! who loves to dress up and queen out….
May 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
it was POURING when i left my house so i grabbed my trenchcoat and as soon as i got to work it was all SHINE… so now i look like a dumb fag with a trench coat in… las vegas… wow kms
May 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
thinking of doing a sugar cleanse and not eat sugar for 75 days… (except on bf’s bday) what do we think….
April 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
me uploading a video on tiktok only to realize that the sound was delayed bc i edited it while i was using my airpods UGH FUCK ME ! tiktok life is not for me !!! 😭😭😭😭
April 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
this is for my bf and bf only… who used my sunglasses w/o my permission… i hope u choke on ur dutch and i hope all of the shit u eat goes straight to ur love handles and man boobs
April 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
omg the pontiff passed…. eeep does that mean the prophecy of the popes has been fulfilled……
April 21, 2025 at 8:29 AM
everything feels like a billion pounds in the gym today omg
April 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i think i ate too much at cheesecake factory i wna die now thx
April 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
wow all these cocks… hosting a bukkake sesh in my room
April 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
people who hold doors when im still a mile away need to be crucified coz like why r u making me run sskksjememe
April 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i hate this motherfucker spawn of the devil omg she’s ruined of what few good memories and imagination i had left of hp smh
You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
April 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM