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Jaden
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I'm a 32 year old media creator with a nack for a lot of things.
My town voted on a penny tax a few months back.

I wonder how thst works out now that they discontinued the penny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I've puked in my mouth twice in the last 25 minutes. So that's fun.
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
2/2

current state of the world and then I think got shot by her neighbor. But I was like "I saw that video a day or 2 ago". And I felt like I actually saw that video a day or two ago but obvi. Not irl so it had to have been a dream.

Felt obligated to say someting in case it saved a life.
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I had a dream where I was at a meeting ad everyone outside was rushing to cars to try and see the news like it was 9/11. But a lot of the cars were sealed off and I was like "where is a TV in this place" and this guy used his phone and it was a video of a black girl talking about the current 1/2
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
My mind robbed me of my 15 hours of sleep. So now my body is in a red alert space because now I don't feel not debilitating unless I get my excessive 15 hours of sleep for some reason. So when I go to do butt pumpies iz gonna make me sicker as I described in a previous post.
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I really want some birthday sex for once but I'm probably only going to get to do birthday dildo butt pumpies. But I'm not really feeling it like I thought I would. It's a lot of work. It's probably going to exhaust me and make me feel sick again. And I just really would like some cuddles.
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My uncle said the other day that if I cut him a piece of cake he would dance at my wedding.

And my heart just sank because I'm orobaly never gonna get married/ Derek already got married such and such.
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Warner Brothers should've never sold out to Netflix. It feels like sacrilege against me and my brothers.
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The Overnight video about the Vomit Poltergiest. That video was fun (sarcasm). I was directly on the line of vomiting the entire day way before I got to the video. But then I got to the video and I've felt better than I have in almost 3 months.
I felt like there was transference in that Jerry scene
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Them summoning the devil is problematic for me because I've already provoked the devil a few times and the last time I was on crystal meth and Nick Groff provoked that one demon thing which made me try to offer protection which put me in the spot so I had to literally put it up for everyone.
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Sam and Colby attempt to summon the devil.

Now Overnight has a video about doing the same thing.

Yall really asking for trouble. But that's gonna be trouble for me for reasons I can't fit in a post here.

-like my bad drug trip didn't call all of yall Legion and this is like the movie but diff.
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm watching 'Barbie' for the first time and I was like "Oh so someone is just gonna see a Little Big Planet Sackman walking down the street and people be like 😯"

L. O. L
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm watching 'Barbie' for the first time and it makes that bad trip (The AI Apocalypse) so weird I was like "Derek Croxton the doll? (But say it like Coraline)", the whole portal thing too. Fringe episode 6B

And then the whole constitution thing compared to what this year has been.

In what world?
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You know how people say you go into a cocoon so you emerge a butterfly later. Transformation.

Well I think I went through the processof transformation but I think something went wrong in the process and I came out like the baby they made in Channel Zero: The Dream Door. I'm dying in my own arms.
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Probably don't have anything planned for my birthday. Kinda hoping I'll have the capacity to cry a little bit. The darkest birthday I'll ever have and all.
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I was kind of hoping I wouldn't have to do cake today. But they sang happy birthday to me today which I appreciate. I just wasn't sure how to handle it all things considered.

But man did I have a hard time trying to put on a good face. I almost cracked really bad at one point.
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Today takes the cake for being the most miserable I have ever been putting up christmas decorations. 4 hours and it was just as miserable as I foretold except it was 1000x times worse.

It was sleeping under a leaky air-conditioner in a dirty rv/getting rained on on the side of the road level 1/2
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
God is a faggit (derogatory)
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm gonna punch whatever God in the throat and he's gonna try to smite me in the attempt but then I'm gonna turn into a "Suprise Bitch The Doll".

I knew it was gonna be rainy today and that's why I said yesterday "I wanna see clear skies".

#Witchcraft
#Witchsky
#Pagansky
#Occult
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Merry Christmas one and all 🎄
#SouthPark
#Kyle'sMomIsABigFatStupidBitch
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM