Hate all you want but the best bite of a(n) (ice cream) drumstick is the last one after you bite off the chocolate coated end.

Hate all you want but it’s cool as fuck to not have children at this point in my life

Hate all you want but I need to go back to the San Diego zoo

Hate all you want but I need to make some soup

Hate all you want but people don’t appreciate themselves enough.

Hate all you want but people don’t eat enough lentils.

Hate all you want but I’m scared of taking mushrooms anymore.

Hate all you want but I like cold hot dogs.

Hate all you want but sometimes I like to eat ass.