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JUZZ3R
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You R a NonCE
Good jobs there’s plenty of goals in one game because the other two are absolutely shit
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Just realised this is my last full working week of the year, I’d best start checking the tv guide to see when the titfield thunderbolt is being aired
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The fuck is the point of a dog tracker if you can’t find it
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Can tell it’s Xmas, loads of twats in suit jackets in the pub despite it raining all day
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Englands finest there
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Real men were at the tip for opening time and are already stood in a cafe waiting for a sausage and egg barm with brown sauce
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Next time notbob shits in his slippers
Straight into the nearest canal.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:

Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
5 pints, hang on, the bloke she lobbed a cabbage at was in a wheelchair, make it 2
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
If there’s 2 things he doesn’t look, it’s healthy and rejuvenated
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The silly bastard initially plead not guilty despite having a dashcam in his car which showed he was annoyed and driving at people to get them to move out of his way 😂
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Measles outbreak and low vaccine update stories on Facebook, comments dominated by reform types blaming “undocumented illegal’s” and then the batshit mental anti vaxxers
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Just an ex prime minister being name dropped in an MEN article about travellers scrapping at the Xmas markets
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Rainbow laces weekend must be coming up if yer lad wanted an easy way to get a 3 match ban
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Elite headlining
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Everyone when they see ya ma
Very wet walk, but some fantastic views.
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Injury time equaliser cancelled out by a pale ale in a John smiths glass
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Brighouse (a)
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
An afternoon of non league football awaits
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
In Manchester for a few alcoholic drinks tonight, hoping to steer clear of Xmas markets and any shrines to Mani
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Waking up to us still bowling and them 331/9 tomorrow morning then
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
That kids going to be well known to social services
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Cook in tie and blazer and Finn looking like they’ve dragged him out the pub
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Forgot his mrs died couple of years ago, absolutely rotten for the kids to be losing both parents at a young age
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Impossible to look more like a geography teacher than him
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM