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You R a NonCE
While I’m in an agitated political mood, I’d guess this nerd is definitely an expert at mincing
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 AM
No wonder Wigan Sam on twitter can afford 15 holidays a year, 14% increase the robbing water bastards
January 29, 2026 at 7:42 AM
FFS Babs, it’s beyond not behind
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Couldn’t make that up
We promise his actual surname is genuinely Coolman.
Carpentry in Antarctica? It’s more likely than you think.

We’re currently advertising for our new Antarctic team, and lots of people asked "WHY do you need carpenters in Antarctica?!"

To answer your question, meet Phill Coolman, Antarctic carpenter ⬇

📸 by Maciej Piętowski
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
One of those days where i definitely wouldn’t want an outdoorsy job
January 27, 2026 at 7:53 AM
🧬 🚨
One swallow does not make a summer. Two victories for an interim manager do not yet mean Manchester United are 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠.

But whatever Michael Carrick is building at United, the fans and players are buying in.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...
January 26, 2026 at 10:25 AM
The main weapon being the owner
January 25, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Taking liberties on your manor @kentwix.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 3:12 PM
It’s that time of the week EARLY FINISH FRIDAY
a person is doing a handstand on a rocky cliff .
ALT: a person is doing a handstand on a rocky cliff .
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Imagine thinking after 7 pints that it’s a good idea to start climbing up lampposts, natural selection at work
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Jesus fucking wept, it’s a good job I’ve already had my morning shit because I’ve just cringed my arsehole inside out
Help us make hope normal again.

Join the Green Party now.
January 23, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Refuse to believe there’s anyone, let alone a copper, called Roxy Cramp
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
He’s inserted something up his anus hasn’t he
January 22, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Good to see Crawley has kept his ashes form, the useless posh cunt
January 22, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Rocky Dennis is alive and well
January 22, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Yay some cricket for us WFHers this morning
January 22, 2026 at 8:43 AM
A confident driver who ONLY needs 10 more hours of lessons in the next 3 weeks , I passed my test after 12 lessons
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Someone’s caught a glimpse of @hills71.bsky.social out on one of his runs
January 21, 2026 at 9:34 AM
He’s now BROWN BREAD
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
@harrymcnally.bsky.social got some proper professional builders in have next door, an old fella that does all the work with a cig hanging out of his gob the whole day, 2 young lads doing the heavy lifting and he has a break to relight his cig while they take a wheelbarrow each to the skip
January 20, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Giving off heavy Diamond Joe Quimby vibes
🚨BREAKING FROM MACRON🚨

"Competition from the USA, through trade agreements that openly aim to weaken and subordinate Europe"

"Combined with an endless accumulation of new tariffs that are fundamentally unacceptable. Even more so when they are used as leverage against territorial sovereignty."
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Quite the rollercoaster that headline
January 19, 2026 at 10:39 AM
A former prime minister reduced to a conspiracy podcast host within a couple of years of being in office
January 19, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Good solid working class name that, but also handy they’ve included an image where he looks a world class cunt whilst trying to get people to donate to his cause
January 18, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Imagine being told, sorry you’ve got to miss it or they’re refusing to come back on the pitch, absolutely tinpot
January 18, 2026 at 9:31 PM