JustJakel23
@justjakel23.bsky.social
I'm That Nerdy Witchy System Person From Witchy TikTok.
The shit I post when I'm either drunk or half asleep 😅 it's like a loveletter to me from the past.
Cucumbers are just virgin pickles
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The shit I post when I'm either drunk or half asleep 😅 it's like a loveletter to me from the past.
Cucumbers are just virgin pickles
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Cucumbers are just virgin pickles
I asked if this was a Garfield.
But the post was deleted so I forget what I was asking about.
.... is it because I asked?
Not every cool cat wants to be a Garfield.
But the post was deleted so I forget what I was asking about.
.... is it because I asked?
Not every cool cat wants to be a Garfield.
Is this a Garfield?
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I asked if this was a Garfield.
But the post was deleted so I forget what I was asking about.
.... is it because I asked?
Not every cool cat wants to be a Garfield.
But the post was deleted so I forget what I was asking about.
.... is it because I asked?
Not every cool cat wants to be a Garfield.
I am a Man the same way Spam is meat.
I mean, sure.
It fits the bill. It plays the part.
But then you get a whiff of that scent, check the ingredients.
It is then you realize
That even tho there IS meat,
No loving God would allow that to occur naturally.
So, sure!
I Am A "Man".
But am I really?
I mean, sure.
It fits the bill. It plays the part.
But then you get a whiff of that scent, check the ingredients.
It is then you realize
That even tho there IS meat,
No loving God would allow that to occur naturally.
So, sure!
I Am A "Man".
But am I really?
October 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I am a Man the same way Spam is meat.
I mean, sure.
It fits the bill. It plays the part.
But then you get a whiff of that scent, check the ingredients.
It is then you realize
That even tho there IS meat,
No loving God would allow that to occur naturally.
So, sure!
I Am A "Man".
But am I really?
I mean, sure.
It fits the bill. It plays the part.
But then you get a whiff of that scent, check the ingredients.
It is then you realize
That even tho there IS meat,
No loving God would allow that to occur naturally.
So, sure!
I Am A "Man".
But am I really?
Sometimes I forget that I am funny.
Then I check bluesky.
And not only am I funny.
I remember why I don't have friends.
Then I check bluesky.
And not only am I funny.
I remember why I don't have friends.
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Sometimes I forget that I am funny.
Then I check bluesky.
And not only am I funny.
I remember why I don't have friends.
Then I check bluesky.
And not only am I funny.
I remember why I don't have friends.
Hail Satan
& Punch A Nazi
& Punch A Nazi
September 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hail Satan
& Punch A Nazi
& Punch A Nazi
So, Apparently I'm Engaged now... Yay! But also, like, wat?
But like, I'm not sad or upset.
But, like,
This is real?
.... Whoah
But like, I'm not sad or upset.
But, like,
This is real?
.... Whoah
August 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
So, Apparently I'm Engaged now... Yay! But also, like, wat?
But like, I'm not sad or upset.
But, like,
This is real?
.... Whoah
But like, I'm not sad or upset.
But, like,
This is real?
.... Whoah
Is this a Garfield?
June 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Is this a Garfield?
I'm sorry I got emo last night and posted lyrics out of context like it's Facebook in 2009.
June 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm sorry I got emo last night and posted lyrics out of context like it's Facebook in 2009.
"When you find yourself alone
I'll just say I told you so
You've always been and you will always be
Nothing more than a memory
And nothing at all to me"
I'll just say I told you so
You've always been and you will always be
Nothing more than a memory
And nothing at all to me"
June 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
"When you find yourself alone
I'll just say I told you so
You've always been and you will always be
Nothing more than a memory
And nothing at all to me"
I'll just say I told you so
You've always been and you will always be
Nothing more than a memory
And nothing at all to me"
"And oh my weary soul
We've met your kind before
Set fire to us all
And oh sweet providence
Come save us from ourselves
From Hell and consequence"
We've met your kind before
Set fire to us all
And oh sweet providence
Come save us from ourselves
From Hell and consequence"
June 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"And oh my weary soul
We've met your kind before
Set fire to us all
And oh sweet providence
Come save us from ourselves
From Hell and consequence"
We've met your kind before
Set fire to us all
And oh sweet providence
Come save us from ourselves
From Hell and consequence"
There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery
June 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery
They say dress for the job you want.
Which is exactly why I have a hard time explaining my Garfield Fur Suit...
Which is exactly why I have a hard time explaining my Garfield Fur Suit...
June 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
They say dress for the job you want.
Which is exactly why I have a hard time explaining my Garfield Fur Suit...
Which is exactly why I have a hard time explaining my Garfield Fur Suit...
Skunks Are Just Stink Badgers.
And I think more people need to respect that
And I think more people need to respect that
June 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Skunks Are Just Stink Badgers.
And I think more people need to respect that
And I think more people need to respect that
Is it just me, or is the current WWE multitude of storylines vaguely resembling some anime story arc shut?
June 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Is it just me, or is the current WWE multitude of storylines vaguely resembling some anime story arc shut?
Okay, I need the Rhea Ripley V Stephanie Vaquer story line already.
June 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Okay, I need the Rhea Ripley V Stephanie Vaquer story line already.
Moths are the working class butterflies
June 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Moths are the working class butterflies
And here is where I would put an ad IF I was sponsored...
June 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
And here is where I would put an ad IF I was sponsored...
"I'm done in the bathroom!"
I said aloud foolishly.
I would soon discover that I may have been done with the bathroom, but the bathroom was far from done with me.
I said aloud foolishly.
I would soon discover that I may have been done with the bathroom, but the bathroom was far from done with me.
June 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"I'm done in the bathroom!"
I said aloud foolishly.
I would soon discover that I may have been done with the bathroom, but the bathroom was far from done with me.
I said aloud foolishly.
I would soon discover that I may have been done with the bathroom, but the bathroom was far from done with me.
Also, That Patreon AMA that I was way too busy to post on time should be up this weekend (May 6th, 7th, or 8th) on Patreon, a week ahead before it's on YouTube.
June 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Also, That Patreon AMA that I was way too busy to post on time should be up this weekend (May 6th, 7th, or 8th) on Patreon, a week ahead before it's on YouTube.
I have a habit of posting things here without context, thinking it's funny But it's not.
Last week I said something about "Sissification Binaural beat female orgasm" or some shit.
Right now I about posted
"lemony on my snicket until there is an unfortunate event"
I still posted it. But context.
Last week I said something about "Sissification Binaural beat female orgasm" or some shit.
Right now I about posted
"lemony on my snicket until there is an unfortunate event"
I still posted it. But context.
June 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I have a habit of posting things here without context, thinking it's funny But it's not.
Last week I said something about "Sissification Binaural beat female orgasm" or some shit.
Right now I about posted
"lemony on my snicket until there is an unfortunate event"
I still posted it. But context.
Last week I said something about "Sissification Binaural beat female orgasm" or some shit.
Right now I about posted
"lemony on my snicket until there is an unfortunate event"
I still posted it. But context.
My purpose in life
Is to make people question
Their Faith,
Their Sexuality,
& Their Sanity.
And I've gotten pretty good at it.
Is to make people question
Their Faith,
Their Sexuality,
& Their Sanity.
And I've gotten pretty good at it.
April 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My purpose in life
Is to make people question
Their Faith,
Their Sexuality,
& Their Sanity.
And I've gotten pretty good at it.
Is to make people question
Their Faith,
Their Sexuality,
& Their Sanity.
And I've gotten pretty good at it.
After APRIL 5TH,
This is where you can find most my updates.
You on my Patreon?
Updates Are Here.
You Sub on YouTube?
Updates Are Here.
That being said;
>New infodump comp on LILITH available to Paid Patrons,
>The March AMA is now Closed
> And The Lucifer Series Will be made Available to patrons.
This is where you can find most my updates.
You on my Patreon?
Updates Are Here.
You Sub on YouTube?
Updates Are Here.
That being said;
>New infodump comp on LILITH available to Paid Patrons,
>The March AMA is now Closed
> And The Lucifer Series Will be made Available to patrons.
April 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
After APRIL 5TH,
This is where you can find most my updates.
You on my Patreon?
Updates Are Here.
You Sub on YouTube?
Updates Are Here.
That being said;
>New infodump comp on LILITH available to Paid Patrons,
>The March AMA is now Closed
> And The Lucifer Series Will be made Available to patrons.
This is where you can find most my updates.
You on my Patreon?
Updates Are Here.
You Sub on YouTube?
Updates Are Here.
That being said;
>New infodump comp on LILITH available to Paid Patrons,
>The March AMA is now Closed
> And The Lucifer Series Will be made Available to patrons.
March 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Can't wait for my fawking internet to cooperate.
March 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Can't wait for my fawking internet to cooperate.