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@justintoxicated.bsky.social
They continue to show Robert Kraft and talk about how talented he has been for The Patriots. I guess he has always been willing to rub and tug his way to the top. Sadly he had not one but two instances where he got in trouble for his balls being deflated.
January 25, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Board of Peace is the new Axis Powers. Gives all new meaning to Blitzkrieg B.O.P.
January 23, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Trump claimed Greenland's defenses were "2 dogs" to which Kristi Noem said "PUT ME IN COACH!"
January 22, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Damn this lineup is a real whose who of "who?".
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Well it's a new year and Trump still sucks and the world is on fire but at least I can sit back, relax, and enjoy our family vacation in Puerto Rico...

Wait, whats that?
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Sounds like he's going to have to return his Nabisco Original Saltines Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Vanilla Ice playing Ice Ice Baby at Mar-a-Lago while a bunch of weird old white people dance badly is about as "these people" as these people can these people.
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM