Sometimes I'll make a dutch baby pancake and I only recently remembered that I make them because I learned about them from a 2013 episode of Bob's Burgers.
February 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sometimes I'll make a dutch baby pancake and I only recently remembered that I make them because I learned about them from a 2013 episode of Bob's Burgers.
Today at school I said something in Spanish and a girl said, "Yesss bilingual queen!"
February 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Today at school I said something in Spanish and a girl said, "Yesss bilingual queen!"
I bought a bunch of navel oranges, and one of them was randomly a blood navel on the inside.
January 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I bought a bunch of navel oranges, and one of them was randomly a blood navel on the inside.
I have made the unfortunate mistake of spending 15 years proving myself to be competent and now I am being punished with more responsibility.
January 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I have made the unfortunate mistake of spending 15 years proving myself to be competent and now I am being punished with more responsibility.
Obviously it was over a reasonable period of time, but I'm still reckoning with the fact that I ate two pounds of dates all by myself.
January 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Obviously it was over a reasonable period of time, but I'm still reckoning with the fact that I ate two pounds of dates all by myself.
I'm sorry but photosynthesis is fucking bonkers.
January 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm sorry but photosynthesis is fucking bonkers.
Pop-up stripper night at a Rhode Island local chain restaurant, call it Legs and Gregg's.
January 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Pop-up stripper night at a Rhode Island local chain restaurant, call it Legs and Gregg's.
I'm remembering that the reason I stayed off fb for so long is because I don't really want to know the thoughts of peripheral people in my life that well.
January 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm remembering that the reason I stayed off fb for so long is because I don't really want to know the thoughts of peripheral people in my life that well.
A sophomore asked me—in complete innocence and in front of the whole class—what a golden shower is.
Could be time for a career change, I don't know.
Could be time for a career change, I don't know.
January 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A sophomore asked me—in complete innocence and in front of the whole class—what a golden shower is.
Could be time for a career change, I don't know.
Could be time for a career change, I don't know.
I'm sorry but school starts at 8:00, and to me if you're not in your room, settled in, and ready to greet students at 7:55, I think you're late.
January 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I'm sorry but school starts at 8:00, and to me if you're not in your room, settled in, and ready to greet students at 7:55, I think you're late.
I am coordinating meeting my British friend for bar trivia at 8 p.m., and he is texting me about the "pub quiz at 20:00."
January 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I am coordinating meeting my British friend for bar trivia at 8 p.m., and he is texting me about the "pub quiz at 20:00."
I can't believe a TEENAGER told ME to smile.
January 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I can't believe a TEENAGER told ME to smile.
Currently obsessed with Phlogiston Theory, an 18th-Century idea that combustible objects contained an element called phlogiston, which they lost when they burned and became "dephlogisticated."
January 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Currently obsessed with Phlogiston Theory, an 18th-Century idea that combustible objects contained an element called phlogiston, which they lost when they burned and became "dephlogisticated."
I lived in Providence for seven years before I moved to the South Side, and then suddenly Warwick became a part of my life.
January 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I lived in Providence for seven years before I moved to the South Side, and then suddenly Warwick became a part of my life.
Since the government is banning Red No. 3, I'm convinced if I wait a few months I can get a lot of money out of some contrarian conservative moron by selling them this unopened bottle of food dye.
January 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Since the government is banning Red No. 3, I'm convinced if I wait a few months I can get a lot of money out of some contrarian conservative moron by selling them this unopened bottle of food dye.
I am becoming vaguely concerned about my caffeine intake.
January 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I am becoming vaguely concerned about my caffeine intake.
Based on the pronunciations in the biology textbook my school uses, I was like, "This is not General American English. This author has got to be from NY or New England." And sure enough, he grew up in NJ right outside NYC and has been in Boston and Providence since the 70's.
"Chlorophyll" below:
"Chlorophyll" below:
January 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Based on the pronunciations in the biology textbook my school uses, I was like, "This is not General American English. This author has got to be from NY or New England." And sure enough, he grew up in NJ right outside NYC and has been in Boston and Providence since the 70's.
"Chlorophyll" below:
"Chlorophyll" below:
Debí tirar menos fotos de cuando te tuve.
January 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Debí tirar menos fotos de cuando te tuve.
Ok so based on the way my back is feeling right now, seems I was a little reckless with my deadlift form this morning.
January 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Ok so based on the way my back is feeling right now, seems I was a little reckless with my deadlift form this morning.
Sometimes I think I'm a messy person but then I cover another teacher's class and sit at their desk and ... you know what, I'm pretty clean and organized.
January 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Sometimes I think I'm a messy person but then I cover another teacher's class and sit at their desk and ... you know what, I'm pretty clean and organized.
Lmao I had a night terror and literally yelled in my sleep. My partner had to wake me up. What is going on with me lately.
January 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Lmao I had a night terror and literally yelled in my sleep. My partner had to wake me up. What is going on with me lately.
People need to stop boosting my ego, they're creating a monster.
January 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
People need to stop boosting my ego, they're creating a monster.
If your bestie casually asks you a month before your birthday what your favorite dessert flavors are, it is because I have sent them to do recon and I am making you a cake.
January 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
If your bestie casually asks you a month before your birthday what your favorite dessert flavors are, it is because I have sent them to do recon and I am making you a cake.
I woke up this morning and had an epiphany.
January 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I woke up this morning and had an epiphany.