Nuke Fandango
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horror author
powerlifter
bean addict
time wizard
The Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution so that Congress had spending power, not the executive branch. *It is illegal and treasonous* for the President to *take control of Congressional spending.*
February 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution so that Congress had spending power, not the executive branch. *It is illegal and treasonous* for the President to *take control of Congressional spending.*
This ketamine addict just broke into my house and keeps screaming about how my groceries are "fraud that no one knew about"
February 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This ketamine addict just broke into my house and keeps screaming about how my groceries are "fraud that no one knew about"
MAGA genuinely doesn't understand how our Republic works. They won't stop screaming about the Constitution, harping on about small government, are incessantly squealing about the Founding Fathers, but they fail every single civic test, and fall headlong into the tyranny they want to avoid.
February 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
MAGA genuinely doesn't understand how our Republic works. They won't stop screaming about the Constitution, harping on about small government, are incessantly squealing about the Founding Fathers, but they fail every single civic test, and fall headlong into the tyranny they want to avoid.
"My tax dollars shouldn't be used for foreign aid while we have problems here at home."
What does that sentiment even mean coming from someone who opposes welfare, Medicaid, Medicare, the VA, Section 8, SNAP, WIC, and preschool?
What does that sentiment even mean coming from someone who opposes welfare, Medicaid, Medicare, the VA, Section 8, SNAP, WIC, and preschool?
February 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"My tax dollars shouldn't be used for foreign aid while we have problems here at home."
What does that sentiment even mean coming from someone who opposes welfare, Medicaid, Medicare, the VA, Section 8, SNAP, WIC, and preschool?
What does that sentiment even mean coming from someone who opposes welfare, Medicaid, Medicare, the VA, Section 8, SNAP, WIC, and preschool?
Veterans mad about DEI better stop asking for a military discount at Lowe's (we are literally the 'E' in the acronym)
February 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Veterans mad about DEI better stop asking for a military discount at Lowe's (we are literally the 'E' in the acronym)
Kendrick Lamar: this industry is full of PDFiles, they use their power and their fame to harm vulnerable young women, we have to expose these people to protect our kids
MAGA: sorry but we only care about the made up examples of human trafficking, and also you're black
MAGA: sorry but we only care about the made up examples of human trafficking, and also you're black
February 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Kendrick Lamar: this industry is full of PDFiles, they use their power and their fame to harm vulnerable young women, we have to expose these people to protect our kids
MAGA: sorry but we only care about the made up examples of human trafficking, and also you're black
MAGA: sorry but we only care about the made up examples of human trafficking, and also you're black
Elon Musk: just learned that USA AID spent a gorrillion dollars on my wife leaving me
Republicans: how can you be mad about this, he's just uncovering fraud!
Republicans: how can you be mad about this, he's just uncovering fraud!
February 10, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Elon Musk: just learned that USA AID spent a gorrillion dollars on my wife leaving me
Republicans: how can you be mad about this, he's just uncovering fraud!
Republicans: how can you be mad about this, he's just uncovering fraud!
Every order from the White House is illegitimate.
Refuse to obey. Refuse to comply. We serve the people of the United States and their Constitution, not the diaper-wearing dipshit who twice failed upward into the oval office.
Refuse to obey. Refuse to comply. We serve the people of the United States and their Constitution, not the diaper-wearing dipshit who twice failed upward into the oval office.
February 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Every order from the White House is illegitimate.
Refuse to obey. Refuse to comply. We serve the people of the United States and their Constitution, not the diaper-wearing dipshit who twice failed upward into the oval office.
Refuse to obey. Refuse to comply. We serve the people of the United States and their Constitution, not the diaper-wearing dipshit who twice failed upward into the oval office.
Veterans, if you allow this to continue, there won't be a VA anymore. We will be left behind. Everything we fought so hard for is on the line, because the billionaires in charge despise us, and see no reason to honor the nation's obligations.
February 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Veterans, if you allow this to continue, there won't be a VA anymore. We will be left behind. Everything we fought so hard for is on the line, because the billionaires in charge despise us, and see no reason to honor the nation's obligations.
Today, Donald Trump will raise the cost of gas and groceries. He says this will convince Canada and Mexico to "do something" about the drugs and immigrants crossing their borders.
February 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Today, Donald Trump will raise the cost of gas and groceries. He says this will convince Canada and Mexico to "do something" about the drugs and immigrants crossing their borders.
As a veteran receiving services at the VA, it is extremely worrying that Musk is trying to get my entire care team to quit.
February 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
As a veteran receiving services at the VA, it is extremely worrying that Musk is trying to get my entire care team to quit.
Pete Hesgeth just threatened war with Mexico. Trump tried seizing control of Congress and the Supreme Court via executive order. The nation is in chaos.
It's been eleven days.
It's been eleven days.
January 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Pete Hesgeth just threatened war with Mexico. Trump tried seizing control of Congress and the Supreme Court via executive order. The nation is in chaos.
It's been eleven days.
It's been eleven days.
"dwarves made the planes crash" is the kind of shit you hear from crackheads outside the 7/11 and also the President of the United States
January 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"dwarves made the planes crash" is the kind of shit you hear from crackheads outside the 7/11 and also the President of the United States
"the midgets made the planes crash"
January 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"the midgets made the planes crash"
The reason so many Americans "patriots" genuinely don't recognize rising tyranny is because our education system has intentionally kept them stupid.
January 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The reason so many Americans "patriots" genuinely don't recognize rising tyranny is because our education system has intentionally kept them stupid.
If you're a federal employee considering the ridiculous "deferred resignation" option, remember that Trump is famous for refusing to pay people what they're owed. There is a likely chance that you'll get *nothing* of the already super vague "severance" pay these bizarro-world emails are promising.
January 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If you're a federal employee considering the ridiculous "deferred resignation" option, remember that Trump is famous for refusing to pay people what they're owed. There is a likely chance that you'll get *nothing* of the already super vague "severance" pay these bizarro-world emails are promising.
Pete Hegseth is a drunk (g)rapist who deployed once in the mid-2000s and somehow made an entire career out of it, so it makes sense that every vet who got chaptered for domestic violence loves him so much.
January 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Pete Hegseth is a drunk (g)rapist who deployed once in the mid-2000s and somehow made an entire career out of it, so it makes sense that every vet who got chaptered for domestic violence loves him so much.
The way Trump voters just make shit up speaks to some level of self awareness. They wouldn't say stuff like "yes Trump is trying to overthrow the Constitution BUT Joe Biden ate my dog and turned all the FEMA hurricane victims into transgender immigrants" if they legit thought Trump was in the right.
January 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The way Trump voters just make shit up speaks to some level of self awareness. They wouldn't say stuff like "yes Trump is trying to overthrow the Constitution BUT Joe Biden ate my dog and turned all the FEMA hurricane victims into transgender immigrants" if they legit thought Trump was in the right.
Celebrities: (sobbing) I'm so depressed about Trump, if only I had millions of dollars and a huge bully pulpit with which to support populist uprisings against facism
January 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Celebrities: (sobbing) I'm so depressed about Trump, if only I had millions of dollars and a huge bully pulpit with which to support populist uprisings against facism
All VA employees just got an email demanding they report DEI within ten days or face "adverse consequences."
January 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
All VA employees just got an email demanding they report DEI within ten days or face "adverse consequences."
This is why Christians should fear Christian Nationalism.
Caesar will not tolerate Christ. The state will destroy our faith for daring speak out, and the Judases among us will rejoice in our persecution. Christian Nationalism is the church of anti-Christ.
Caesar will not tolerate Christ. The state will destroy our faith for daring speak out, and the Judases among us will rejoice in our persecution. Christian Nationalism is the church of anti-Christ.
January 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This is why Christians should fear Christian Nationalism.
Caesar will not tolerate Christ. The state will destroy our faith for daring speak out, and the Judases among us will rejoice in our persecution. Christian Nationalism is the church of anti-Christ.
Caesar will not tolerate Christ. The state will destroy our faith for daring speak out, and the Judases among us will rejoice in our persecution. Christian Nationalism is the church of anti-Christ.
Donald Trump is a traitor, and all those who support him are traitors.
January 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Donald Trump is a traitor, and all those who support him are traitors.