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@justboxer.bsky.social
At the moment, just lurking.

PFP by @thetiedtigress.bsky.social
Banner art by @snoutywolf.bsky.social

Age: 30
January 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
It's too early in the day to learn what's going on in the world.
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
There was quite a bit that I wanted to achieve this year, mostly just to live in spite of current events. Not only has most of those plans fell through, but it feel like I have less now than I did at the start of 2025 for reasons that I still don't understand.
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
How to get my attention for commissions: offer a discounts for bovine characters.
December 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
One of these days, I will get around to making my cinematic portrait of the pains at working the night shift of retail, which will include one 18 minute long take of a cashier ringing up an entire cart load of purchases after business hours.
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I just found a dangerous fishing world...
December 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Dammit! Why is that I only break my personal best when no one is around!
December 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
They say that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Does that stay true if those birds are turkeys, and they’re are three in the bush?
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
December 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie.”
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Wish me luck...
December 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Am I brave enough to ask for the age of these donated, grimy pod are--let alone what kind of pods these are?
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If I ever say or do anything wrong, please don't be afraid to call me out. I know that my online persona might come off as chaotic with a sense of dark himor, but it's never with the intent to push others away. I value friendship so much that I would drop the act if any of my friends didn't like it.
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I do understand that there are valid reasons why we should wear clothes. However, when I need to do my laundry, I want to do all of my laundry. It would be nice if I could have one day of the week were I can walk out of my apartment and down to the laundry room naked without consequences.
December 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Making today's movie outing more fancy than usual.
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
DEER!
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Imagine being the dog owner who agreed to let their pet take part in a photo shoot, only to see their face on a product like this?

(Yes, there is a "nice" side, but this is funnier)
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This is my annual reminder to all who plan to shop on Black Friday: please be kind to your retail associates. If you don't plan on shopping tomorrow but know folks who will, then maybe consider passing along the advise to them.
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Pot
Rave
Pussy

Will this finally be the year where I get laid?
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
One book in the Land of Oz series down...

*checks progress in my Kindle copy*

...oh boy
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Me: I'm sure glad that I've finally gotten around to tying up and tidying my computer cables.

*notices that the left/right speakers are in the wrong spots*

...

*sighs as I start to unplug everything and prepare to cut the cable ties*
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM