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Skye 🔞
@justbluskye.bsky.social
*37 year old dork who likes to crochet
*She/her
*Horror and smut reader/enjoyer/ creator

Am trans and SW inclusive and try very hard to be safe for all except for unsafe people.

https://msha.ke/bluskye
Low spoon but hungry veggie experiment #2: was good on its own, though I did also add jalapeno ranch. BUT ALSO! If you have prep energy, add 2-3 eggs, cheese, and seasoning, wrap, cook, and save 4-6 (I used smaller tortillas I think) breakfast burritos from this one bag to eat/save.
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Do you shower just so you can crochet when you know it's going to someone else, or are you normal? 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Convince me that I didn't need to make these for my kink dungeon!

Thud Bud & Love Lug Flail– Crochet Weapon Pattern PDF Pattern Digital Download (pillow/plushie) - Etsy share.google/3lgwgSC0ZDEf...
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November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Had a migraine, then I sneezed. Now I have a migraine and I can't open my right eye. ☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
No spoons but desperately in need of veggies experiment: first attempt

Birds eye microwavable garlic and Parmesan potatoes and green beans were tolerable, but only after adding a bit of salt, pepper, and a little shredded pizza cheese. Can buy again if other simple veggie attempts turn out worse.
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm the only one that feels like most self care actually takes so many spoons that it just becomes another chore on my list, right?
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
No because why does my tv know I buy smooth move tea!?!☠️🫣
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Without nuance because, character limits, I'm pretty sure most of the people that think they hate the idea of socialism, is because they are brainwashed to conflate socialism with communism.
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Insurance companies are just the slumlords of healthcare.
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
People who's dogs I walk (for cheaper than shit) keep NOT telling me their kid is sick and letting me unknowingly come into their house! Knowing I get easily sick! Now I'm stuck between putting my health at risk or feeling guilty for calling out because it happens OFTEN!
CONSENT ISN'T JUST FOR SEX!
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
School holiday today and mini wanted to do something fun together. He chose making our most used recipe from Freddy fazbear's. Actually I was more the assistant to his chef.
November 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So... My choice is smaller with more debilitating migraines
Or bigger with less migraines.

...

...

...

Bet!
a fat man in a blue floral shirt is standing in front of an orange wall with the word fluffy written on it .
Alt: Gabriel Iglesias (a fluffy man) in a blue floral shirt is standing in front of an orange wall with the text "fluffy" .
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November 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My completely weird, ridiculously niche fetish content just paid for little dude's dentist appointment today. So thankful for the beautiful freaks in my orbit and lucky to be a part of theirs.
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Turning my overactive bladder into a "positive". ?

Everytime I go to the bathroom, I do a micro workout. Today's torture is 10 second wall sits. It adds up with how much I have to go. 😏
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Reposted by Skye 🔞
My novella SWEET SORROW will be on Kindle Unlimited beginning November 1!
It will be exclusive to amazon for 3 months. If you purchased the ebook from itch, please download it before the 31st.

If you want to grab it before it goes 'zon exclusive: https://tallimorgan.itch.io/sweet-sorrow
October 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm over the 10 sex toy legal limit in Texas. am I gonna get arrested for being too serious about my self care?
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Thinking about doing a NSFW "what's in my toybox", like what's in my bag, but, ya know. So I'm going around my house to gather everything I have and I'm finding toys I don't remember buying or receiving? Should I be concerned or grateful??
October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Bought the first one as soon as it came out and will be first in line to read a second, because loved the book and the author, obviously, but also, I need more on this!!!!!!
Do I... have to write a sequel now?
October 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Fondling my tit and gently carrying my nipple with his thumb, he leans down to my ear and he whispered, "while I was in the shower I farted and lost a whole pound"

☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The wonky internet is affecting my income and I don't like it very much. 😞
October 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
October 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My teenaged child has informed me "I burp in your general direction"!
Because he is cultured.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
My asai berry smoothie is the best because I have no problems "cheating" with "bad" food to eat the "good" good I probably wouldn't normally eat. That oatmeal packet, that's brown sugar cinnamon instant and it's DELICIOUS!!! 😆
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Reposted by Skye 🔞
(1/5) #AceWeek is an international campaign held during the last full week of Oct. It is dedicated to raising awareness and understanding of the ace and aromantic spectrums. The goal is to educate people about these orientations, celebrate the ace community, and foster inclusivity and acceptance.
October 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Not me making a handful of thumbnails looking like cheesy romance covers! ☠️🤣
October 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM