Just Another Boomer
@justanotherboomer.bsky.social
Devoted, old-fashioned husband to my lovely bride.
The little elastic pouch thing that holds my clasp pencils on my Otter Blotter notebook (it goes EVERYWHERE with me) is all ratty and torn.
So I just spent nearly an hour online looking at various replacements.
Totally reasonable dedication of resources, yes? Even at my exorbitant hourly rate?
So I just spent nearly an hour online looking at various replacements.
Totally reasonable dedication of resources, yes? Even at my exorbitant hourly rate?
February 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The little elastic pouch thing that holds my clasp pencils on my Otter Blotter notebook (it goes EVERYWHERE with me) is all ratty and torn.
So I just spent nearly an hour online looking at various replacements.
Totally reasonable dedication of resources, yes? Even at my exorbitant hourly rate?
So I just spent nearly an hour online looking at various replacements.
Totally reasonable dedication of resources, yes? Even at my exorbitant hourly rate?
There are some folks who are simply not ever going to a "spanking party," let alone some giant national SpankCon.
My lovely bride and I are two of those folks.
But that doesn't mean we aren't hugely entertained by tales of such events.
So remember, you Vegas-bound people, sharing is caring.
My lovely bride and I are two of those folks.
But that doesn't mean we aren't hugely entertained by tales of such events.
So remember, you Vegas-bound people, sharing is caring.
February 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
There are some folks who are simply not ever going to a "spanking party," let alone some giant national SpankCon.
My lovely bride and I are two of those folks.
But that doesn't mean we aren't hugely entertained by tales of such events.
So remember, you Vegas-bound people, sharing is caring.
My lovely bride and I are two of those folks.
But that doesn't mean we aren't hugely entertained by tales of such events.
So remember, you Vegas-bound people, sharing is caring.
So I posted this account of events yesterday.
Last evening, we went out to this nifty old restaurant bar we like. Dark, quiet, comfy private booths. (Comfy even for a girl with a bruised bottom, in fact.) And we talked . . . a lot.
Yesterday, as I said was first-in-a-long-time event, 1/#
Last evening, we went out to this nifty old restaurant bar we like. Dark, quiet, comfy private booths. (Comfy even for a girl with a bruised bottom, in fact.) And we talked . . . a lot.
Yesterday, as I said was first-in-a-long-time event, 1/#
My lovely bride just today got the first really REAL spanking in maybe two years. I walked out into the garage studio where she does pottery and he is standing, on tiptoe (!), on an antique wooden office chair with four very small and wobbly casters, so she could reach a part on her extruder. 1/#
February 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
So I posted this account of events yesterday.
Last evening, we went out to this nifty old restaurant bar we like. Dark, quiet, comfy private booths. (Comfy even for a girl with a bruised bottom, in fact.) And we talked . . . a lot.
Yesterday, as I said was first-in-a-long-time event, 1/#
Last evening, we went out to this nifty old restaurant bar we like. Dark, quiet, comfy private booths. (Comfy even for a girl with a bruised bottom, in fact.) And we talked . . . a lot.
Yesterday, as I said was first-in-a-long-time event, 1/#
My lovely bride just today got the first really REAL spanking in maybe two years. I walked out into the garage studio where she does pottery and he is standing, on tiptoe (!), on an antique wooden office chair with four very small and wobbly casters, so she could reach a part on her extruder. 1/#
February 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
My lovely bride just today got the first really REAL spanking in maybe two years. I walked out into the garage studio where she does pottery and he is standing, on tiptoe (!), on an antique wooden office chair with four very small and wobbly casters, so she could reach a part on her extruder. 1/#
So bsky.app/profile/span... has been posting a series of simply wonderful illustrations, enhancing some classic mainstream images. It got me thinking:
For those of us of a certain age, do the old mainstream images and films resonate so brilliantly because they were all we had?
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For those of us of a certain age, do the old mainstream images and films resonate so brilliantly because they were all we had?
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bsky.app
February 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
So bsky.app/profile/span... has been posting a series of simply wonderful illustrations, enhancing some classic mainstream images. It got me thinking:
For those of us of a certain age, do the old mainstream images and films resonate so brilliantly because they were all we had?
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For those of us of a certain age, do the old mainstream images and films resonate so brilliantly because they were all we had?
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Is this the best mainstream spanking ever administered? I think it might be.
Roxanne Berard spanked in "Rawhide," S2E3.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m08L...
Roxanne Berard spanked in "Rawhide," S2E3.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m08L...
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Is this the best mainstream spanking ever administered? I think it might be.
Roxanne Berard spanked in "Rawhide," S2E3.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m08L...
Roxanne Berard spanked in "Rawhide," S2E3.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m08L...
My lovely bride, standing between my knees as I lower her jeans: No fair! You didn't warn me.
Me: True. I didn't warn you.
MLB: See! Then you can't...
Me, tipping her over my knee: I DIDN'T warn you. I PROMISED you.
MLB: :::something inaudible over the sound of spanks landing on her bottom:::
Me: True. I didn't warn you.
MLB: See! Then you can't...
Me, tipping her over my knee: I DIDN'T warn you. I PROMISED you.
MLB: :::something inaudible over the sound of spanks landing on her bottom:::
January 25, 2026 at 8:57 PM
My lovely bride, standing between my knees as I lower her jeans: No fair! You didn't warn me.
Me: True. I didn't warn you.
MLB: See! Then you can't...
Me, tipping her over my knee: I DIDN'T warn you. I PROMISED you.
MLB: :::something inaudible over the sound of spanks landing on her bottom:::
Me: True. I didn't warn you.
MLB: See! Then you can't...
Me, tipping her over my knee: I DIDN'T warn you. I PROMISED you.
MLB: :::something inaudible over the sound of spanks landing on her bottom:::
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
So we have a big fancy evening planned with friends at a nifty Cuban supper club. My lovely bride will be SO elegantly dressed. So I wasn't about to cancel it.
But SOMEONE was so thoroughly naughty she is spending the entire day in only a tshirt and underpants until it's time to get dressed. 1/2
But SOMEONE was so thoroughly naughty she is spending the entire day in only a tshirt and underpants until it's time to get dressed. 1/2
January 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
So we have a big fancy evening planned with friends at a nifty Cuban supper club. My lovely bride will be SO elegantly dressed. So I wasn't about to cancel it.
But SOMEONE was so thoroughly naughty she is spending the entire day in only a tshirt and underpants until it's time to get dressed. 1/2
But SOMEONE was so thoroughly naughty she is spending the entire day in only a tshirt and underpants until it's time to get dressed. 1/2
I do SO love making her sit on this post-spanking, skirt up. It's chilly here today in paradise, so the contrast is delicious. (Well, at least for me.)
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I do SO love making her sit on this post-spanking, skirt up. It's chilly here today in paradise, so the contrast is delicious. (Well, at least for me.)
My lovely bride: I am NOT getting a spanking tonight!
Me:
MLB: I mean it, no! ::stomps foot::
Me: ::lifts eyebrows::
MLB:
Me:
MLB:
Me: ::crooks finger::
MLB: ::folds arms::
Me:
MLB: Harumph!!
Me: ::crooks finger::
MLB ::lying over my lap:: Not too hard, OK?
Me: ::lifts skirt, reaches for hairbrush::
Me:
MLB: I mean it, no! ::stomps foot::
Me: ::lifts eyebrows::
MLB:
Me:
MLB:
Me: ::crooks finger::
MLB: ::folds arms::
Me:
MLB: Harumph!!
Me: ::crooks finger::
MLB ::lying over my lap:: Not too hard, OK?
Me: ::lifts skirt, reaches for hairbrush::
December 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
My lovely bride: I am NOT getting a spanking tonight!
Me:
MLB: I mean it, no! ::stomps foot::
Me: ::lifts eyebrows::
MLB:
Me:
MLB:
Me: ::crooks finger::
MLB: ::folds arms::
Me:
MLB: Harumph!!
Me: ::crooks finger::
MLB ::lying over my lap:: Not too hard, OK?
Me: ::lifts skirt, reaches for hairbrush::
Me:
MLB: I mean it, no! ::stomps foot::
Me: ::lifts eyebrows::
MLB:
Me:
MLB:
Me: ::crooks finger::
MLB: ::folds arms::
Me:
MLB: Harumph!!
Me: ::crooks finger::
MLB ::lying over my lap:: Not too hard, OK?
Me: ::lifts skirt, reaches for hairbrush::
My lovely bride selected a deep green satin gown for an event tonight. I'm kind of obsessing over how green and red are so Christmasy, and how a red bottom and thighs would make such a festive contrast.
Sadly, she is being a very good girl today.
There's still time, though. Keep a good thought.
Sadly, she is being a very good girl today.
There's still time, though. Keep a good thought.
December 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My lovely bride selected a deep green satin gown for an event tonight. I'm kind of obsessing over how green and red are so Christmasy, and how a red bottom and thighs would make such a festive contrast.
Sadly, she is being a very good girl today.
There's still time, though. Keep a good thought.
Sadly, she is being a very good girl today.
There's still time, though. Keep a good thought.
Astonishing to me that ostensibly grown up people seeking community among like-minded people drawn together by a common interest in TTWD would waste so much time on middle school mean girl energy.
Hey, I'm new here. And for 3+ decades my entire spanking community has been my lovely bride. 1/2
Hey, I'm new here. And for 3+ decades my entire spanking community has been my lovely bride. 1/2
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Astonishing to me that ostensibly grown up people seeking community among like-minded people drawn together by a common interest in TTWD would waste so much time on middle school mean girl energy.
Hey, I'm new here. And for 3+ decades my entire spanking community has been my lovely bride. 1/2
Hey, I'm new here. And for 3+ decades my entire spanking community has been my lovely bride. 1/2
So, on Thanksgiving day, my lovely bride used her safe word for maybe the first time in a decade . . . and it was hilarious.
Let me explain.
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Let me explain.
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December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
So, on Thanksgiving day, my lovely bride used her safe word for maybe the first time in a decade . . . and it was hilarious.
Let me explain.
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Let me explain.
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Today, choose gratitude
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Today, choose gratitude
Sting or thud. Let's settle the age-old question once and for all. (LOL. Yeah, right.)
Spankettes, which leaves you feeling more "spanked?" More punished? More satisfied? Which more effectively tips you into that "not in control" space you seek? About which do you fantasize and dream?
Spankettes, which leaves you feeling more "spanked?" More punished? More satisfied? Which more effectively tips you into that "not in control" space you seek? About which do you fantasize and dream?
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Sting or thud. Let's settle the age-old question once and for all. (LOL. Yeah, right.)
Spankettes, which leaves you feeling more "spanked?" More punished? More satisfied? Which more effectively tips you into that "not in control" space you seek? About which do you fantasize and dream?
Spankettes, which leaves you feeling more "spanked?" More punished? More satisfied? Which more effectively tips you into that "not in control" space you seek? About which do you fantasize and dream?
Don't know if it was something in the sermon today, or the soup at the bistro, or the coool weather, but I can't recall passing a morning where my lovely bride was THIS sassy.
Me, in the car home: I *am* going to spank your bottom when we get home.
MLB:
Me:
MLB: :::sigh:::
Me:
MLB: I figured.
Me, in the car home: I *am* going to spank your bottom when we get home.
MLB:
Me:
MLB: :::sigh:::
Me:
MLB: I figured.
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Don't know if it was something in the sermon today, or the soup at the bistro, or the coool weather, but I can't recall passing a morning where my lovely bride was THIS sassy.
Me, in the car home: I *am* going to spank your bottom when we get home.
MLB:
Me:
MLB: :::sigh:::
Me:
MLB: I figured.
Me, in the car home: I *am* going to spank your bottom when we get home.
MLB:
Me:
MLB: :::sigh:::
Me:
MLB: I figured.
It has to done with care to be both effective and safe. Too gentle and it's mere performance, an empty gesture. Too harshly and it can be overwhelming or even risky.
But moving an about-to-be-spanked girl about by pulling her ear (esp with her underpants at her knees) is an underrated part of TTWD.
But moving an about-to-be-spanked girl about by pulling her ear (esp with her underpants at her knees) is an underrated part of TTWD.
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It has to done with care to be both effective and safe. Too gentle and it's mere performance, an empty gesture. Too harshly and it can be overwhelming or even risky.
But moving an about-to-be-spanked girl about by pulling her ear (esp with her underpants at her knees) is an underrated part of TTWD.
But moving an about-to-be-spanked girl about by pulling her ear (esp with her underpants at her knees) is an underrated part of TTWD.
I am fundamentally neat and well-ordered person but not, I think, unreasonably so. Except for two square yards in the universe. It is (or is supposed to be) a very strict rule in our home that the top of my work bench in the garage is sacred ground. No one is to anything there. No one. Anything. 1/#
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I am fundamentally neat and well-ordered person but not, I think, unreasonably so. Except for two square yards in the universe. It is (or is supposed to be) a very strict rule in our home that the top of my work bench in the garage is sacred ground. No one is to anything there. No one. Anything. 1/#
Just back from an amazing trip to Mexico, spent mostly in Oaxaca where my lovely bride made connections with wonderful, kind-hearted master potters all over las Valles Centrales and I drank just enough mezcal ancestral. We did spend a little time living fancy in Mexico city. This scene was fun:
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November 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Just back from an amazing trip to Mexico, spent mostly in Oaxaca where my lovely bride made connections with wonderful, kind-hearted master potters all over las Valles Centrales and I drank just enough mezcal ancestral. We did spend a little time living fancy in Mexico city. This scene was fun:
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Further to this. One of the corners is not a 90° angle but a radiused 90° curve. Turns out a naughty girl, skirt up, underpants at her knees, can be put here mid-spanking even more deeply than in a traditional corner. It is even more featureless and, she reports, "more fucking boring" than a corner.
Traveling with my lovely bride.
This very small boutique hotel (eight rooms) has a spare, modern design. Our room is large, and because of the design has four empty corners. Sofa has sturdy, over-sized bolsters. TV has a noise canceling/white noise channel.
I think they know.
This very small boutique hotel (eight rooms) has a spare, modern design. Our room is large, and because of the design has four empty corners. Sofa has sturdy, over-sized bolsters. TV has a noise canceling/white noise channel.
I think they know.
October 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Further to this. One of the corners is not a 90° angle but a radiused 90° curve. Turns out a naughty girl, skirt up, underpants at her knees, can be put here mid-spanking even more deeply than in a traditional corner. It is even more featureless and, she reports, "more fucking boring" than a corner.
Traveling with my lovely bride.
This very small boutique hotel (eight rooms) has a spare, modern design. Our room is large, and because of the design has four empty corners. Sofa has sturdy, over-sized bolsters. TV has a noise canceling/white noise channel.
I think they know.
This very small boutique hotel (eight rooms) has a spare, modern design. Our room is large, and because of the design has four empty corners. Sofa has sturdy, over-sized bolsters. TV has a noise canceling/white noise channel.
I think they know.
October 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Traveling with my lovely bride.
This very small boutique hotel (eight rooms) has a spare, modern design. Our room is large, and because of the design has four empty corners. Sofa has sturdy, over-sized bolsters. TV has a noise canceling/white noise channel.
I think they know.
This very small boutique hotel (eight rooms) has a spare, modern design. Our room is large, and because of the design has four empty corners. Sofa has sturdy, over-sized bolsters. TV has a noise canceling/white noise channel.
I think they know.
What are some activities that are not, strictly speaking, TTWD to which you and your partner give a TTWD gloss?
For us, shopping with or for my lovely bride almost always has some subtext of it. So many opportunities to make her (and, I confess, sometimes me) blush.
Grocery shopping? Hold up a 1/#
For us, shopping with or for my lovely bride almost always has some subtext of it. So many opportunities to make her (and, I confess, sometimes me) blush.
Grocery shopping? Hold up a 1/#
September 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What are some activities that are not, strictly speaking, TTWD to which you and your partner give a TTWD gloss?
For us, shopping with or for my lovely bride almost always has some subtext of it. So many opportunities to make her (and, I confess, sometimes me) blush.
Grocery shopping? Hold up a 1/#
For us, shopping with or for my lovely bride almost always has some subtext of it. So many opportunities to make her (and, I confess, sometimes me) blush.
Grocery shopping? Hold up a 1/#
Not only does she sleep easily and well after a nice, toasty bedtime spanking, I sleep easily and well spooning her from behind after giving her a nice, toasty bedtime spanking, her warm bottom against my thighs, my warm hand on her tummy.
September 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Not only does she sleep easily and well after a nice, toasty bedtime spanking, I sleep easily and well spooning her from behind after giving her a nice, toasty bedtime spanking, her warm bottom against my thighs, my warm hand on her tummy.
Your next Christmas ornament has arrived.
September 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Your next Christmas ornament has arrived.