♪ wake up in the morning feelin' like p diddy ... uh, er,hm, no

*placing a hand, gently, on his booger covered wall *

Promise you will stop for me? 🥺

What do you think hannah arendt would write about uf she was trapped inside the marvel cinematic universe? I think about this constantly

Sacre bleu !!!i scream as a small mouse dressed as a burglar steals my cheese

Me when my mother asks me to stop writing soft gay erotica about my sleep paralysis demon

I feel like the melania movie would have done much better if michael bay did it and there were transformers involved. Maybe optimus prime slips on a banana peel and accidently turns her into melania pancake. And he blushes and says 'whoopsies'. Followed by a laugh track

imagine if tony soprano started ozempic. imagine his beautiful, slender, form. like a handsome snake, or a sicilian nemotode

What if we midnight kissed under the glowing carvana tower

God, holy shit. God. fvuck.