Juan Carlos
@juniorpalo.bsky.social
28 || freak in the streets, scared in the sheets
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Every single time I get fumbled, I get hotter. Thank you, mother universe.
September 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Every single time I get fumbled, I get hotter. Thank you, mother universe.
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“ive gotten fingered at dees before”
August 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“ive gotten fingered at dees before”
“Snorting that German ketamine.”
August 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“Snorting that German ketamine.”
My current DM situation actually feels like I’m actively diffusing a bomb
August 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My current DM situation actually feels like I’m actively diffusing a bomb
Pulling a solo double feature alone at the theater after work today and color me excited
August 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Pulling a solo double feature alone at the theater after work today and color me excited
Hot girl walks are the only thing keeping me sane
August 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hot girl walks are the only thing keeping me sane
Can’t remember the last time I was excited about something and it went my way
July 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Can’t remember the last time I was excited about something and it went my way
2025, the year of “this wasn’t on my bingo card.” Both derogatory and complimentary
June 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
2025, the year of “this wasn’t on my bingo card.” Both derogatory and complimentary
Putting on Dracula Flow for my drunk roommate and going to bed like it’s cocomelon for my kids
June 22, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Putting on Dracula Flow for my drunk roommate and going to bed like it’s cocomelon for my kids
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“spinning the block sexually old testament style”
May 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
“spinning the block sexually old testament style”
Had enough tequila in me last night to put down an elephant
May 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Had enough tequila in me last night to put down an elephant
Shoutout astigmatism
April 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Shoutout astigmatism
Watching the 11 Godzilla movies on my physical watch pile so I apologize if I keep saying shit like “I am wrath made flesh” over the next couple of weeks.
April 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Watching the 11 Godzilla movies on my physical watch pile so I apologize if I keep saying shit like “I am wrath made flesh” over the next couple of weeks.
Mental health starting to feel like I should ghost all my loved ones and fuck off to a new state
April 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Mental health starting to feel like I should ghost all my loved ones and fuck off to a new state
Ever forget you took an edible, so you take another one?
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him
ALT: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him
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April 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Ever forget you took an edible, so you take another one?
Met someone at the bar last night that was talking about how her “ex had really small arms” and all I said was “damn, can’t relate” while in a crop top.
March 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Met someone at the bar last night that was talking about how her “ex had really small arms” and all I said was “damn, can’t relate” while in a crop top.
Spending the day with your ex and her little brother for his birthday was not on the bingo card but goddamn am I really good at running with the bit.
March 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Spending the day with your ex and her little brother for his birthday was not on the bingo card but goddamn am I really good at running with the bit.
I might be TOO locked in, I’m afraid. Need to ROT
March 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I might be TOO locked in, I’m afraid. Need to ROT
It’s fun checking in with this album once a year and reflecting on how much I’ve grown since the last first day of spring
March 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It’s fun checking in with this album once a year and reflecting on how much I’ve grown since the last first day of spring
I can’t look at myself in the mirror when I’m doing RDLs because my quads look so good I start to go feral
March 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I can’t look at myself in the mirror when I’m doing RDLs because my quads look so good I start to go feral
My “I’ll try anything once” mentality means I’m going to eat ass at least once in my lifetime
March 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My “I’ll try anything once” mentality means I’m going to eat ass at least once in my lifetime