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future cripple, probably
@shadowtodd.bsky.social I know you've mentioned a few songs being sonically perfect pop masterpieces (Get What You Give and Don't You Want Me come to mind,) and I wonder if you would count Ants Marching among them? I certainly would, at least the original recording.
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Reposted by gerge
I'm the Ass Man. I come out, I throw ass all over the ring, and then I start eating ass ...
May 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
(through voice changer) "i thought you might like to know that your car rates highly on the boom meter, your honor. you may think yourself untouchable, mr. roberts, but there are some justices even bigger than you."
TikTok plans to shut down immediately in the US on Sunday when the ban takes effect

• App won't work even if it's already installed

• Users will be redirected to a website providing details about the ban

(via The Information)
January 18, 2025 at 8:12 AM
my doctor, vinnie boombatz, he dont got no respect! no respect at all! i told him, doc, i'm real down, real depressed. i told him people all around me seem happy but not me. know what he says? he says go see pagliacci, best clown, makes everyone smile! doc, I told him, that's me!
February 7, 2024 at 5:05 AM
I cant drink coffee because every time I've tried it's been way too bitter but I do like chocolate milk. however, the so-called "tolerant left" wants me to believe that drinking chocolate milk makes me "little baby goo goo who want his choccy milk." this will not and cannot stand
February 7, 2024 at 5:04 AM
straight edge? well, the gays do too.
February 7, 2024 at 5:03 AM
i'm going to be posting the greatest and most underappreciated hits from a twitter account that was totally not mine dont look into it because they didnt appreciate me, fuck, i mean him, fuck, i mean whoever it was that ran my account, fuck, i mean the anonymous person who did all of my tweets, fuck
February 7, 2024 at 5:01 AM
three hundred characters? in this economy?? are you fucking INSANE!?!?!?!?!?
February 7, 2024 at 4:05 AM