Juli(withoutane)
@juliwithoutane.bsky.social
Unlikeable female protagonist. RN. Non-practicing heterosexual. Raging liberal. She/her/no. Please do not perceive me.
@jimmypardo.com please tell me you’re going to JCS at the Bowl and will spend no fewer than 27 minutes talking about it on NNF? PLEASE. The clips online are not enough.
August 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
@jimmypardo.com please tell me you’re going to JCS at the Bowl and will spend no fewer than 27 minutes talking about it on NNF? PLEASE. The clips online are not enough.
These are some of my favorite books ever and this trailer looks GREAT
April 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
These are some of my favorite books ever and this trailer looks GREAT
Will I spend all day scrolling tiktok waiting for the next group chat video? Maybe.
April 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Will I spend all day scrolling tiktok waiting for the next group chat video? Maybe.
I finally had a patient turn down the bottle of Dasani offered her. I’m shocked it took this long.
‘I don’t like that water’
Who you tellin?
‘I don’t like that water’
Who you tellin?
March 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I finally had a patient turn down the bottle of Dasani offered her. I’m shocked it took this long.
‘I don’t like that water’
Who you tellin?
‘I don’t like that water’
Who you tellin?
I work four days a week and the day off is different every week. Today was my day off this week.
I’m already looking forward to next weeks day off. I was not meant to work. I need to live a life of leisure.
I’m already looking forward to next weeks day off. I was not meant to work. I need to live a life of leisure.
March 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I work four days a week and the day off is different every week. Today was my day off this week.
I’m already looking forward to next weeks day off. I was not meant to work. I need to live a life of leisure.
I’m already looking forward to next weeks day off. I was not meant to work. I need to live a life of leisure.
Sometimes I’m surprised at how petty I am. Today it manifested as unfollowing someone I’ve followed on TikTok for years because they revealed they were naming their baby Dallas. I just decided we could no longer be parasocial friends.
March 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Sometimes I’m surprised at how petty I am. Today it manifested as unfollowing someone I’ve followed on TikTok for years because they revealed they were naming their baby Dallas. I just decided we could no longer be parasocial friends.
Do we have plains here? Cuz the wind is surely sweeping down
February 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Do we have plains here? Cuz the wind is surely sweeping down
Duolingo man…now what are you doing?
February 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Duolingo man…now what are you doing?
Only had to change red line cars once to find one without a smoker. Bravo? @chicagocta.bsky.social
February 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Only had to change red line cars once to find one without a smoker. Bravo? @chicagocta.bsky.social
Today a 147 bus slowed but did not stop for the 3 people waiting at Thorndale. It’s -2 degrees. Good job @chicagocta.bsky.social!
February 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Today a 147 bus slowed but did not stop for the 3 people waiting at Thorndale. It’s -2 degrees. Good job @chicagocta.bsky.social!
‘Ho, is you Jonah?’ wins for best TikTok comment of the day, and with that I need to put the phone down.
If you’re on TikTok I’m sure you can guess what video this is about. If you’re not on TikTok, how does it feel to have an attention span?
If you’re on TikTok I’m sure you can guess what video this is about. If you’re not on TikTok, how does it feel to have an attention span?
February 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
‘Ho, is you Jonah?’ wins for best TikTok comment of the day, and with that I need to put the phone down.
If you’re on TikTok I’m sure you can guess what video this is about. If you’re not on TikTok, how does it feel to have an attention span?
If you’re on TikTok I’m sure you can guess what video this is about. If you’re not on TikTok, how does it feel to have an attention span?
Did I just get a second library card so I can put even more audiobooks on hold for 4 months? Yes.
February 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Did I just get a second library card so I can put even more audiobooks on hold for 4 months? Yes.
Typed ‘gonna’ and my phone autocorrected to ‘finna’. I’m going to take that as a compliment
January 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Typed ‘gonna’ and my phone autocorrected to ‘finna’. I’m going to take that as a compliment
I just filed my taxes…so trust me, I know how to have fun on a Friday night
January 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I just filed my taxes…so trust me, I know how to have fun on a Friday night
So it’s day 4. Who do I have to talk to about getting a little insurrection up in here?
January 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
So it’s day 4. Who do I have to talk to about getting a little insurrection up in here?
Scott Foley is so hot I might just open up Netflix and watch a romcom
January 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Scott Foley is so hot I might just open up Netflix and watch a romcom
Maybe if I wait long enough to take the dog out the real feel will get to 5.
January 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Maybe if I wait long enough to take the dog out the real feel will get to 5.
I need to know who is listening to audiobooks at 1x speed and why do you hate yourself?
January 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I need to know who is listening to audiobooks at 1x speed and why do you hate yourself?
Listening to an audiobook counts as reading the book. The end. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
December 22, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Listening to an audiobook counts as reading the book. The end. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
Almost every Target delivery order I place is shopped by the same person. This dude has got to be confused by my life choices. Today’s order is a hair mask, frozen pizza, and broccoli. This is typical.
December 21, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Almost every Target delivery order I place is shopped by the same person. This dude has got to be confused by my life choices. Today’s order is a hair mask, frozen pizza, and broccoli. This is typical.
Hey @npr.org may I make a suggestion for your app? I miss listening to you, but I’ll boil my head in acid before I willingly hear trumps voice. Maybe make a ‘no trump’ filter? I’m in my ‘protect my peace’ era, but I miss your programming
December 9, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Hey @npr.org may I make a suggestion for your app? I miss listening to you, but I’ll boil my head in acid before I willingly hear trumps voice. Maybe make a ‘no trump’ filter? I’m in my ‘protect my peace’ era, but I miss your programming
This morning I watched a couple who had clearly never ridden a bus before take two whole stops to decide where to sit, narrating the whole time ‘I’ll sit in the corner and you can sit next to me’ ‘this is going well so far’ ‘why are you laughing?’
December 6, 2024 at 1:14 PM
This morning I watched a couple who had clearly never ridden a bus before take two whole stops to decide where to sit, narrating the whole time ‘I’ll sit in the corner and you can sit next to me’ ‘this is going well so far’ ‘why are you laughing?’
I texted my friend in Korea last night to find out what was going on and his initial response was ‘oh it’s already over. Koreans don’t fuck around with their democracy’
December 4, 2024 at 12:05 PM
I texted my friend in Korea last night to find out what was going on and his initial response was ‘oh it’s already over. Koreans don’t fuck around with their democracy’
Sometimes my insomnia leads to ordering skincare I don’t need, sometimes it leads to the wiki page for the Roanoke Colony.
December 2, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Sometimes my insomnia leads to ordering skincare I don’t need, sometimes it leads to the wiki page for the Roanoke Colony.