I have signed an executive order to slightly increase total daylight every successive day until June of this year! Our many months of darkness will soon be over! Enjoy!

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.

Not me escuchando la cumparsita este viernes invernal pero soleado.

Un nuevo dia para inflar mi ego.

Como es que el mundo se convirtió en the office?!

So, are we leaving Meta?