Julie River
@julieriver.com
🌈 Freelance journalist. Associate Editor at New Noise Magazine, Yellow Scene Magazine, and OUT FRONT Magazine🌈 She/Her
"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."
JulieRiver.com
"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."
JulieRiver.com
@jamiemathieson.bsky.social might just be the best Doctor Who writer to never be promoted to showrunner.
Wait, is it too late to promote him to showrunner?
Wait, is it too late to promote him to showrunner?
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
@jamiemathieson.bsky.social might just be the best Doctor Who writer to never be promoted to showrunner.
Wait, is it too late to promote him to showrunner?
Wait, is it too late to promote him to showrunner?
I debuted a brand new poem at Aurora Pride today called “Hate and Angels.” I promised Cherilynne Gratton-Camis that I would record a video of the poem for her since it references her daughter. And I want the world to see this poem.
August 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I debuted a brand new poem at Aurora Pride today called “Hate and Angels.” I promised Cherilynne Gratton-Camis that I would record a video of the poem for her since it references her daughter. And I want the world to see this poem.
We have always been at war with Eurasia and there was never an Epstein client list.
July 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
We have always been at war with Eurasia and there was never an Epstein client list.
I can’t sleeeeeeeeeeeeep
June 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I can’t sleeeeeeeeeeeeep
You know what phrase I'm getting really sick of, at least in certain contexts? "That's just an excuse!" /1
June 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
You know what phrase I'm getting really sick of, at least in certain contexts? "That's just an excuse!" /1
May 29 - Slam Free or Die at Stark Brewing Company in Manchester, NH
June 2 - The Dirty Gerund at Ralph’s Rock Diner in Worcester, MA
June 3 - Port Veritas in Portland, ME
June 4 - Boston Poetry Slam t The Cantab Lounge in Cambridge, MA
June 5 -Providence Poetry Slam at AS220 in Cambridge, MA
June 2 - The Dirty Gerund at Ralph’s Rock Diner in Worcester, MA
June 3 - Port Veritas in Portland, ME
June 4 - Boston Poetry Slam t The Cantab Lounge in Cambridge, MA
June 5 -Providence Poetry Slam at AS220 in Cambridge, MA
May 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
May 29 - Slam Free or Die at Stark Brewing Company in Manchester, NH
June 2 - The Dirty Gerund at Ralph’s Rock Diner in Worcester, MA
June 3 - Port Veritas in Portland, ME
June 4 - Boston Poetry Slam t The Cantab Lounge in Cambridge, MA
June 5 -Providence Poetry Slam at AS220 in Cambridge, MA
June 2 - The Dirty Gerund at Ralph’s Rock Diner in Worcester, MA
June 3 - Port Veritas in Portland, ME
June 4 - Boston Poetry Slam t The Cantab Lounge in Cambridge, MA
June 5 -Providence Poetry Slam at AS220 in Cambridge, MA
The funniest joke I've ever thought up that nobody else laughs at but me:
It sure was nice of Flock of Seagulls to educate us about how Iran is so far away.
It sure was nice of Flock of Seagulls to educate us about how Iran is so far away.
May 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The funniest joke I've ever thought up that nobody else laughs at but me:
It sure was nice of Flock of Seagulls to educate us about how Iran is so far away.
It sure was nice of Flock of Seagulls to educate us about how Iran is so far away.
Psychologists should study how someone can develop this little self-awareness.
April 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Psychologists should study how someone can develop this little self-awareness.
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
This sounds like fun. Do this for me!
April 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This sounds like fun. Do this for me!
Yes, this is a real tweet from Joanne. First she says she supports the LGBTQ+ community. Then she slowly admits that she doesn't support trans people. Then she admits that she doesn't support asexual people. It kind of feels like she's slowly revealing that she doesn't support any queer people.
April 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Yes, this is a real tweet from Joanne. First she says she supports the LGBTQ+ community. Then she slowly admits that she doesn't support trans people. Then she admits that she doesn't support asexual people. It kind of feels like she's slowly revealing that she doesn't support any queer people.
By the way, I’m an award winning journalist now.
April 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
By the way, I’m an award winning journalist now.
Going to see @laurajanegrace.bsky.social tonight for the 1…2…3…7…10…
Yeah I lost count of how many times it’s been.
Yeah I lost count of how many times it’s been.
April 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Going to see @laurajanegrace.bsky.social tonight for the 1…2…3…7…10…
Yeah I lost count of how many times it’s been.
Yeah I lost count of how many times it’s been.
Reposted by Julie River
Reposted by Julie River
I feel like for how racist and sexist and transphobic he is, we often forget to mention that trump just isn’t a very good president. Like he really kinda sucks at this.
April 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I feel like for how racist and sexist and transphobic he is, we often forget to mention that trump just isn’t a very good president. Like he really kinda sucks at this.
I already called dibs on covering the festival for @outfrontmagazine.bsky.social
The Sundance Film Festival officially announces plans to move to Boulder
After months of economic incentives and other work, the Sundance Film Festival has decided to relocate to Boulder.
www.kunc.org
March 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I already called dibs on covering the festival for @outfrontmagazine.bsky.social
@startrekshitposti.ng Someone run and tell R(o)nald M(c)Donald, I’m not scared of clowns or monsters.
March 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
@startrekshitposti.ng Someone run and tell R(o)nald M(c)Donald, I’m not scared of clowns or monsters.
Okay, so I finally get to announce this. Because we still need to get through the final fundraising push to finance my book, we’re hosting an event for it.
-Drag Performances
-Vendors
-LGBTQ+ poets show ad
-Acoustic set from Ren Ash of Plasma Canvas!
-And, of course, a set of my own poems
-Drag Performances
-Vendors
-LGBTQ+ poets show ad
-Acoustic set from Ren Ash of Plasma Canvas!
-And, of course, a set of my own poems
March 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Okay, so I finally get to announce this. Because we still need to get through the final fundraising push to finance my book, we’re hosting an event for it.
-Drag Performances
-Vendors
-LGBTQ+ poets show ad
-Acoustic set from Ren Ash of Plasma Canvas!
-And, of course, a set of my own poems
-Drag Performances
-Vendors
-LGBTQ+ poets show ad
-Acoustic set from Ren Ash of Plasma Canvas!
-And, of course, a set of my own poems
People say print media is dead, but every time I try to interview someone, the very first thing they ask is “Can it be in print?” I really wanted to interview @veradrew22.bsky.social, but as soon as I told her publicist it might not make the print issue, I got ghosted. Digital is what’s dead.
March 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
People say print media is dead, but every time I try to interview someone, the very first thing they ask is “Can it be in print?” I really wanted to interview @veradrew22.bsky.social, but as soon as I told her publicist it might not make the print issue, I got ghosted. Digital is what’s dead.
I swear I could win the lottery and I still wouldn’t have enough money
March 14, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I swear I could win the lottery and I still wouldn’t have enough money
Found a company that was willing to lease-to-own a mattress to me despite my abysmal credit.
Suckers.
Suckers.
March 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Found a company that was willing to lease-to-own a mattress to me despite my abysmal credit.
Suckers.
Suckers.
I won an SPJ award for one of my articles. That’s nice, but I literally have no idea how prestigious this is. Is this a real award or is it just a scam to collect submission fees? No clue.
But hey, award-winning journalist over here!
But hey, award-winning journalist over here!
March 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I won an SPJ award for one of my articles. That’s nice, but I literally have no idea how prestigious this is. Is this a real award or is it just a scam to collect submission fees? No clue.
But hey, award-winning journalist over here!
But hey, award-winning journalist over here!