i love hotdogs

am i allowed to post pictures of me sucking guns on here

my stupid bitch wife accidentally drank from the tap without the fluoride filter on and now she won't stop barking about being a puppy

another fizzy beverage down. there are a lot of fizzy beverages in the world i'd like to try one day. the fizz down my throat feels like the coca-cola company really does care about my feelings and wellbeing

they say im the girl with the most semi-clean mirror on all of the blue sky dot app app

amassing a large army of henchmen, grunts, footsoldiers, goons, gooners, etc. very excited for what's to come

im watching spongebob love that little guy he makes me laugh out loud

ok so coming up really soon is a huge part of the any% run, there's a huge progress skip if you walk up to this officer right here, grab his weapon that you're not normally allowed to have, and then start firing

there are a lot of things out there i'm in charge of. i'm excited for the things

mom said it's my turn to suck the gun

the beautifully alluring ambient sounds of the machine sound like husky voices calling me a good little faggot

one day i'll have my faggot husband and log off forever

i actually started becoming a transsexual because it looks a lot cooler to have your boobs jiggle around while you do a kickflip, similar to how wrestlers have long hair for dramatic effect

i once got really high and watched trainspotting--i'm not really sure what happened in the film other than i think i remember seeing ewan mcgregors penis and that it's actually really cool to get high and hang out with your friends

i mentally prepared myself to be surrounded by beautiful women calling me faggot by spending multiple hours a day in my teenage years being called a faggot in mmos; i've come to recently learn that many of the beautiful women did the same

i was reading a think piece on "microdosing" compounds for superhuman effects. i don't care. i'm better. i'm macrodosing. i've been doing lines for hours and jacking off. i can't even get hard anymore. i don't care. i'm better. i'll cum anyways