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Jonathan Plotzker-Kelly
@judahmaccabee.bsky.social
Nice Jewish Boy from The Bronx. Likes puppies & martinis.
www.HeliotropeSF.com
Happy Anniversary to our special boy RUFUS. I can't believe it's been 3 years! He's a scruffy one for sure. Special needs dogs deserve special love ❤️ 🐶
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#dogsofinstagram #dogsofinsta #adoptdontshop #rescue #theperfectdog
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The only bit of my dream that I recall from last night is saying "I can't believe I won the Booker Prize!"
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Finally saw K-Pop Demon Hunters. Loved the whole hunters-vs-demons / Good-vs-Evil thing.And if the popularity of this movie (and its inevitable sequels) helps Americans learn a little about Asian culture, even better!
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
#OAKLAND showing up! #NOKINGS
Overwhelmed & verklempt at the turnout today.
October 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
October 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Check out this handy guide to find your local NO KINGS demonstration! Thanks to the @aclu.org for sending me this link, and to @indivisible.org for their hard work organizing.
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#NOKINGS
October 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Hey New Yorkers: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

I didn't get as many right as I would've liked. However, I believe one of their answers is incorrect.
Are You a True New Yorker? Take Our Quiz
Think you know the landmarks, legends and lore of the city that never stops reinventing itself? See how well you measure up.
www.nytimes.com
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It's October 3rd.
October 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Continuing on my life-long mission to visit all the charming coffee shops... Here I am in Essex Junction, VT. Maple latte? Check. Cute breakfast sandwich called the Vermonter? Also check.
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#maplelatte #vermont #coffeeshopsoftheworld #greenmountainstate
August 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hey, ANONYMOUS - where are you when we need you?
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#anonymous #weneedyou
August 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
August 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Was reminded of our visit to Portugal, land of tinned fish. Question of the day: when you open a can of sardines, do you skin them and/or remove the spine? or just ignore & enjoy as is?
August 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Reposted by Jonathan Plotzker-Kelly
Grammar police.
August 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
@scotnational.bsky.social Perfect. Now we just need Charles to cancel that crazy state dinner..
#scotland #scottishnational #trumpisafelon
July 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
F* these bootlickers. #dumpparamount
July 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Today & tomorrow 12-5 for @heliotropesf.bsky.social - Pop-up @ the Festival Pavilion at #fortmason
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#popup #craftsfair #shoplocal #supportsmallbusiness #SF
July 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I guess it's appropriate that this 4th of July - the first time in my life - I'm out of the country. Don't feel much like celebrating at the moment.
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p.s. it's beautiful up here
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#canada #mapleleaf #4thofjuly #independenceday #darktimes #resist #vancouver
July 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The most Canadian bus ever.
#canada #vancouver #skytrain #sorrybus #eh
July 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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'tis the season! Pride 🌈 pop-up today in downtown SF. The lobby is open to the public - if you're nearby, stop by! Here til 4.
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#popup #sf #pride #celebrate #supportsmallbusiness #local #allnatural #cbd #cbdskincare
June 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Happy Flag Day!
#flagday #presidentobama
June 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It's 10PM in Iceland. And it's 5 degrees C (41 F). What the what?
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#reykjavik #midnightsun #almostsummer #arcticcircle
June 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Takes on a whole new meaning. #taco #tacosocks
June 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
More brilliant commentary from @jesseduquette.bsky.social
Nothing creepy at all about a serial-raping septuagenarian commenting on the hotness of a woman a third his age
May 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM