Judah 🏳️🌈(he/him)
@judahlargent.bsky.social
Just a spicy little trans public defender with loads of weird hobbies.
You know, I don’t think it was a reindeer. I think grandpa killed that woman.
December 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
You know, I don’t think it was a reindeer. I think grandpa killed that woman.
I am too gay for this. I AM TOO GAY FOR THIS.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I am too gay for this. I AM TOO GAY FOR THIS.
My law partner (LP) was helping me hang some new pictures in my office and the following happened:
LP: You don’t have any pictures of your spouse in here?
Me: Yeah. She knows I love her.
LP: But you do have a custom portrait of Captain Janeway?
Me: …
LP: You don’t have any pictures of your spouse in here?
Me: Yeah. She knows I love her.
LP: But you do have a custom portrait of Captain Janeway?
Me: …
September 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My law partner (LP) was helping me hang some new pictures in my office and the following happened:
LP: You don’t have any pictures of your spouse in here?
Me: Yeah. She knows I love her.
LP: But you do have a custom portrait of Captain Janeway?
Me: …
LP: You don’t have any pictures of your spouse in here?
Me: Yeah. She knows I love her.
LP: But you do have a custom portrait of Captain Janeway?
Me: …
So much serotonin depends on this round boy, who occasionally runs headfirst into sliding doors.
September 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
So much serotonin depends on this round boy, who occasionally runs headfirst into sliding doors.
Why does my cat keep trying to chew on my mustache when I’m sleeping? I love her, but coming out of a dead sleep in the dark to a black creature with luminous green eyes gnawing on your face does get unnerving.
August 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Why does my cat keep trying to chew on my mustache when I’m sleeping? I love her, but coming out of a dead sleep in the dark to a black creature with luminous green eyes gnawing on your face does get unnerving.
Nothing makes you feel like more of an adult than licking a little guacamole off your own phone screen
June 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Nothing makes you feel like more of an adult than licking a little guacamole off your own phone screen
Made the mistake of looking at the map of all the public land Trump wants to sell off and had a panic attack. Then saw specifically he wants to sell the spot where my friend Matt and I, stone sober, crawled on the ground to follow a newt and got explosively angry. Not my newt spot, you assholes!
June 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Made the mistake of looking at the map of all the public land Trump wants to sell off and had a panic attack. Then saw specifically he wants to sell the spot where my friend Matt and I, stone sober, crawled on the ground to follow a newt and got explosively angry. Not my newt spot, you assholes!
I just want to take a moment to shout out ALL the mariachi bands playing nonstop around hotels where ICE is staying so ICE can’t rest or sleep.
June 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I just want to take a moment to shout out ALL the mariachi bands playing nonstop around hotels where ICE is staying so ICE can’t rest or sleep.
I was reading the news today and had to pause to throw up, anyway here’s a dog picture. Dipper had the most fun at the beach. Innocent Palestinians and Iranians lost their lives the two days he was on the beach. Hard to hold those two things.
June 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I was reading the news today and had to pause to throw up, anyway here’s a dog picture. Dipper had the most fun at the beach. Innocent Palestinians and Iranians lost their lives the two days he was on the beach. Hard to hold those two things.
Do you think Dipper is having fun today? #dogs #dogsofbluesky
June 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Do you think Dipper is having fun today? #dogs #dogsofbluesky
Live now, fart later. #lactoseintolerance
June 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Live now, fart later. #lactoseintolerance
I know exactly how my cat likes to be petted. I know what meow means pick me up and what meow means she's out of food. I know all her favorite foods. She knows I do not want her chewing on my mustache when I'm trying to fall asleep but will never give up trying. #cats
June 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I know exactly how my cat likes to be petted. I know what meow means pick me up and what meow means she's out of food. I know all her favorite foods. She knows I do not want her chewing on my mustache when I'm trying to fall asleep but will never give up trying. #cats
The thing about being trans is I'm usually worried about being murdered on one hand but on the other hand I feel truly alive. #trans #transinamerica
June 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The thing about being trans is I'm usually worried about being murdered on one hand but on the other hand I feel truly alive. #trans #transinamerica
I feel like the butch/femme spectrum can be captured by one's attitude toward a cast iron skillet. So the range goes from "I have a mystical connection with this metal object" to "I feel the same towards this pan as I do to all kitchen objects I may need to use."
June 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I feel like the butch/femme spectrum can be captured by one's attitude toward a cast iron skillet. So the range goes from "I have a mystical connection with this metal object" to "I feel the same towards this pan as I do to all kitchen objects I may need to use."
Humidity asks fun questions like; What if the air was also hot soup?
June 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Humidity asks fun questions like; What if the air was also hot soup?
"What I like about this salad is it's just pasta and cheese."- Me
June 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
"What I like about this salad is it's just pasta and cheese."- Me
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that after nearly four years.... my dog won't just eat a dry pill when you hand it to him and he's figured out he can get a treat for it.
June 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that after nearly four years.... my dog won't just eat a dry pill when you hand it to him and he's figured out he can get a treat for it.
I got a calming candle. I'm considering letting it melt down and eating it like a soup.
May 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I got a calming candle. I'm considering letting it melt down and eating it like a soup.
I have too much autism for this event.
May 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I have too much autism for this event.
First you're going to fry some bacon. Then you take sliced potatoes plus whatever and fry that in the bacon grease. Follow me for more recipe ideas.
March 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
First you're going to fry some bacon. Then you take sliced potatoes plus whatever and fry that in the bacon grease. Follow me for more recipe ideas.
I'm really mad at evolution:
1) I did not get a prehensile tail.
2) I did get anxiety.
1) I did not get a prehensile tail.
2) I did get anxiety.
March 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I'm really mad at evolution:
1) I did not get a prehensile tail.
2) I did get anxiety.
1) I did not get a prehensile tail.
2) I did get anxiety.
About once a decade, since my early teens, I've purchased a new pair of Converse Chuck Taylors and then I wear them until I walk through the bottom of them. I felt bad this time, because Nike bought Converse but the autism wants what the autism wants.
March 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
About once a decade, since my early teens, I've purchased a new pair of Converse Chuck Taylors and then I wear them until I walk through the bottom of them. I felt bad this time, because Nike bought Converse but the autism wants what the autism wants.
I just also want to make friends with people who have also been chased by cops.
February 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I just also want to make friends with people who have also been chased by cops.
One of my dogs cracked a toenail and wound up needing to get sedated to get the cracked part removed. I got him right after it was done and it was like dealing with a 75 pound bundle of molasses that just seemed bound and determined to fall over.
February 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
One of my dogs cracked a toenail and wound up needing to get sedated to get the cracked part removed. I got him right after it was done and it was like dealing with a 75 pound bundle of molasses that just seemed bound and determined to fall over.
My cat thinks that just as I'm falling asleep is the perfect time to jump on me and bathe herself from tip to tail.
February 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
My cat thinks that just as I'm falling asleep is the perfect time to jump on me and bathe herself from tip to tail.