Me: "It's actually Jessica, but everyone here started calling me Jess, and I've just never corrected them."
Apparently, he didn't think it was as funny as I did.
Me: "It's actually Jessica, but everyone here started calling me Jess, and I've just never corrected them."
Apparently, he didn't think it was as funny as I did.
Manager: "Yesterday was a good day--"
Me: "Because I wasn't here?"
Manager: "--to have the day off. *realizes what I said* What? No."
In the background, I see my coworker almost fall over laughing.
Manager: "Yesterday was a good day--"
Me: "Because I wasn't here?"
Manager: "--to have the day off. *realizes what I said* What? No."
In the background, I see my coworker almost fall over laughing.
13 year old girl: "I want to be thirty."
Me, who is 31: "Honey...no. No, you don't."
13 year old girl: "I want to be thirty."
Me, who is 31: "Honey...no. No, you don't."
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