Jordan Arthur Thomson
@jthomsonphil.bsky.social
Assistant Prof of Philosophy. Toronto.
https://philpeople.org/profiles/jordan-arthur-thomson
https://philpeople.org/profiles/jordan-arthur-thomson
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8yo setting up a hypothetical:
Suppose a bunch of people work together: Julia, Cici, Ben, Clark, Jerky Boy…
Suppose a bunch of people work together: Julia, Cici, Ben, Clark, Jerky Boy…
April 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
8yo setting up a hypothetical:
Suppose a bunch of people work together: Julia, Cici, Ben, Clark, Jerky Boy…
Suppose a bunch of people work together: Julia, Cici, Ben, Clark, Jerky Boy…
The Cambridge guide to Routledge handbooks.
March 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The Cambridge guide to Routledge handbooks.
Proposal: Ted Rants
February 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Proposal: Ted Rants
8yo: I’m going to think of a great April Fool’s prank to play on my arch enemies.
Me: You have arch enemies?
8yo: Doesn’t everyone?
Me: You have arch enemies?
8yo: Doesn’t everyone?
February 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
8yo: I’m going to think of a great April Fool’s prank to play on my arch enemies.
Me: You have arch enemies?
8yo: Doesn’t everyone?
Me: You have arch enemies?
8yo: Doesn’t everyone?
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Nobody told me it would be this tough
Guess I'm just not cut out for this admin stuff
I am not lazy, but I just might cry
Sylla-bi-bi-bi
Nobody told me it would be this tough
Guess I'm just not cut out for this admin stuff
I am not lazy, but I just might cry
Sylla-bi-bi-bi
January 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Nobody told me it would be this tough
Guess I'm just not cut out for this admin stuff
I am not lazy, but I just might cry
Sylla-bi-bi-bi
Nobody told me it would be this tough
Guess I'm just not cut out for this admin stuff
I am not lazy, but I just might cry
Sylla-bi-bi-bi
Once again, my New Year’s resolution is to act under fewer descriptions.
December 31, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Once again, my New Year’s resolution is to act under fewer descriptions.
What's the best song you heard for the first time this year?
December 29, 2024 at 6:51 PM
What's the best song you heard for the first time this year?
I’ve still got one person on my Christmas shopping list. What do you get the man who deserves nothing?
December 24, 2024 at 2:39 PM
I’ve still got one person on my Christmas shopping list. What do you get the man who deserves nothing?
As the end of 2024 approaches, so too does the submission deadline for the 2027 Eastern APA.
December 17, 2024 at 5:56 PM
As the end of 2024 approaches, so too does the submission deadline for the 2027 Eastern APA.
Nice try, Gmail. Almost got me.
December 8, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Nice try, Gmail. Almost got me.
This email finds you. Well, I hope you're prepared to do that thing you agreed to do.
December 6, 2024 at 8:30 PM
This email finds you. Well, I hope you're prepared to do that thing you agreed to do.
Is there a better Christmas movie than The Muppet Christmas Carol?
This is not a rhetorical question. Anyone who says "Die Hard" will be punted into the sun.
This is not a rhetorical question. Anyone who says "Die Hard" will be punted into the sun.
November 29, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Is there a better Christmas movie than The Muppet Christmas Carol?
This is not a rhetorical question. Anyone who says "Die Hard" will be punted into the sun.
This is not a rhetorical question. Anyone who says "Die Hard" will be punted into the sun.
This makes me angrier than I ever was on twitter.
As a philosopher I’m not afraid to speak the truth: Pumpkin pie functions as a mere vehicle for whipped cream. In this way, it is no better than a spoon.
November 26, 2024 at 5:05 AM
This makes me angrier than I ever was on twitter.
Unlimited cookies:
1) If I just ate 2 cookies, then I just ate 1 cookie
2) I just ate 2 cookies
3) I just ate 1 cookie (1,2)
4) If (3), I may have another cookie
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5) I may have another cookie (3,4)
1) If I just ate 2 cookies, then I just ate 1 cookie
2) I just ate 2 cookies
3) I just ate 1 cookie (1,2)
4) If (3), I may have another cookie
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5) I may have another cookie (3,4)
January 19, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Unlimited cookies:
1) If I just ate 2 cookies, then I just ate 1 cookie
2) I just ate 2 cookies
3) I just ate 1 cookie (1,2)
4) If (3), I may have another cookie
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5) I may have another cookie (3,4)
1) If I just ate 2 cookies, then I just ate 1 cookie
2) I just ate 2 cookies
3) I just ate 1 cookie (1,2)
4) If (3), I may have another cookie
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5) I may have another cookie (3,4)
Somebody should write an article about the plagiarism scandal entitled "[citation needed?]" and not credit me for the title.
January 7, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Somebody should write an article about the plagiarism scandal entitled "[citation needed?]" and not credit me for the title.