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Jeffrey Hansen
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The FOTUS is a Putin tool. He is a piece of shit. Proud resister. Grandpa. Corgi dad. No DMs thank you. Find me at the senior center.

Proud ASA Vet. We were never there.
I guess the only good thing that will come of the Senate vote is that the House has to convene to vote on the bill - then they'll have to swear in the final vote to release the Epstein files. Then perhaps the pedophile in chief will finally get his due.

A guy can hope, anyway.
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If you're a grocery store chain that has a discount available to people who download your app or get your daily text messages
Create a "select" group for members who show a specific form of ID (EBT Card). Get their phone numbers. Text them a code that your POS system will treat as a discount.
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Happy 7th birthday to this handsome fella!

#Corgi
#CorgiSky
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This baby is spending a week with her corgi cousins while her owner is away for work.

#rescue
November 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Forget taxing churches. It’ll never fly.

Instead, return to the post WW II tax policies that resulted in the greatest nation on earth.
October 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Nice that Colonel Sanders is up in Toronto for the game.
October 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Since the entrance to the safe bunker was in the East Wing, I’m assuming it’s not available right now …

Use this information as you will
October 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is the face of a bad boy who stole half of a fun size Heath bar from mom.

No regrets.

#Corgis
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I’m sure you “for the lolz” kids are amused but any elected official that posts racist, disgusting memes should be removed from office and banned from ever holding office again.

You’d be immediately fired from any job for the same behavior.
October 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
That’s the season.

Browns suck.
September 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Neighborhood watch duty.

#Corgis
September 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
When the escalator stopped just before shit for brains got on, a smart man would have noticed the other escalator right next to him and taken that one up.

Of course he didn’t because he’s an idiot.
September 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Um - I'm still on the earth. Guess the rapture missed me?
September 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Neighborhood watch on duty.

#Corgis
September 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
All is forgiven Szmyt!

#Browns
September 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Before shit for brains imposed his tariffs, this was normally priced at $6.99.

He imposed tariffs on Brazil (the #1 coffee importer to the US) because his feelings were hurt.

He still claims that grocery prices are down. Because he's a fucking idiot.
September 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Sure would be nice if we had qualified FBI agents to conduct an investigation.

Too bad the pedophile in Chief fired them all.
September 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
"Thoughts and prayers" is all this is worth.
Trump ally Charlie Kirk shot during event at Utah Valley University — Guardian US
Turning Point USA executive director can be seen in video getting struck but condition is unknown
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September 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
At least Nixon was man enough to resign.

The current occupant of the White House is a weak, pathetic simp.
September 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
We shouldn’t speak evil of the dead so let’s get it out now.

I hope you die painfully and slowly, FOTUS.
September 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m starting to think Bill Belichick isn’t really a football genius after all…
September 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Here’s hoping they have to bury him at sea like Bin Laden to prevent everyone from pissing on his grave.
August 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If you're going to block me because I defend the Constitution (that I swore an oath to protect) then Bye, Felicia.

"Taxing churches out of existence" violates the First Amendment.

Everyone has the freedom to worship (or not) who they will, no matter what YOU believe in.
August 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Another disappointing day in the obits.
August 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I hope hurricane Erin knows the way to Mar a lago!
August 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM