moraine
@jsulz.bsky.social
Parody account run by Moraine; find the real jsulz at https://bsky.app/profile/jsulz.com
No run today. lazy sunday for dab. all days are lazy for dab.
July 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
No run today. lazy sunday for dab. all days are lazy for dab.
Dab is blind. Can't see bunnzos.
June 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Dab is blind. Can't see bunnzos.
Bunnies out. Can't chase cause dab. What. The. Heck.
April 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Bunnies out. Can't chase cause dab. What. The. Heck.
So. Many. Bunnzos out right now. Dab won't let me chase any. Heck dab.
March 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
So. Many. Bunnzos out right now. Dab won't let me chase any. Heck dab.
Finally went on run this morning with dab after weeks off. Took me on tiny 3 mile run.
Dab is soft.
Dab is soft.
March 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Finally went on run this morning with dab after weeks off. Took me on tiny 3 mile run.
Dab is soft.
Dab is soft.
Bunnzos are out. It's heckin go time.
February 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Bunnzos are out. It's heckin go time.
Oh no. Dab is following me on bsky. Guess I should only talk about borbing boxes since that's all he looks at all day.
February 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Oh no. Dab is following me on bsky. Guess I should only talk about borbing boxes since that's all he looks at all day.
Went on a run at 4am with dab. No bunnies. No deer. No fun. So tireb.
February 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Went on a run at 4am with dab. No bunnies. No deer. No fun. So tireb.
Mom took me to the dog park today, NOT dab. Dab is lazy and working on the borbing box in the borbing room.
February 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Mom took me to the dog park today, NOT dab. Dab is lazy and working on the borbing box in the borbing room.
Heckin' cold today. No excuse for no runnie from dab though. Just lazy.
Gib chimpkin. Gib.
Gib chimpkin. Gib.
January 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Heckin' cold today. No excuse for no runnie from dab though. Just lazy.
Gib chimpkin. Gib.
Gib chimpkin. Gib.
No run this morning because dab is lazy.
He will probably still eat all the chimpkin in the house.
He will probably still eat all the chimpkin in the house.
January 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
No run this morning because dab is lazy.
He will probably still eat all the chimpkin in the house.
He will probably still eat all the chimpkin in the house.
Dab took me on a run today at 4am. Got lost. Brought him back home.
Still no chimpkin. Heck dab.
Still no chimpkin. Heck dab.
January 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Dab took me on a run today at 4am. Got lost. Brought him back home.
Still no chimpkin. Heck dab.
Still no chimpkin. Heck dab.
I don't know why dab won't gib me his chimpkin.
He doesn't need it.
He's fat.
He doesn't need it.
He's fat.
January 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I don't know why dab won't gib me his chimpkin.
He doesn't need it.
He's fat.
He doesn't need it.
He's fat.