Jordan
@jspray.bsky.social
Human, wife, mother. A “love your neighbor Christian, not a storm the Capital kind” -(@KristinaHart.bsky.social said it first, not me). AuDHD and thriving. I research, develop and write life skills curriculum for use in carceral settings. Always learning.
Something deeply profound hearing a bunch of octogenarians sing Edelweiss. My Nana’s retirement home has Fri. happy hours and the singer (a very nice Australian Sinatra impersonator) did a wonderful job. But all I could think about was Sound of Music and how sad I am for my country right now. #usa
a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie looking at the camera .
Alt: a black and white photo of Christopher Plummer in a suit and tie looking at the camera.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Something deeply profound hearing a bunch of octogenarians sing Edelweiss. My Nana’s retirement home has Fri. happy hours and the singer (a very nice Australian Sinatra impersonator) did a wonderful job. But all I could think about was Sound of Music and how sad I am for my country right now. #usa
Love it. It’s all about the cones.
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Love it. It’s all about the cones.
I am annoyed at the production value of this draw. No chyrons to identify ppl, too many musical numbers, the sound is unbalanced and Hart and Klum are acting like it’s their first time on stage.
Also please just get to the actual draw. Some of us have to get to our Nana’s birthday parties. #fifa
Also please just get to the actual draw. Some of us have to get to our Nana’s birthday parties. #fifa
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I am annoyed at the production value of this draw. No chyrons to identify ppl, too many musical numbers, the sound is unbalanced and Hart and Klum are acting like it’s their first time on stage.
Also please just get to the actual draw. Some of us have to get to our Nana’s birthday parties. #fifa
Also please just get to the actual draw. Some of us have to get to our Nana’s birthday parties. #fifa
Dear Jesus, please help me never be so egotistical and fragile that I need an award to be created for me because I didn’t get a different award I thought I deserved. Amen #fifa
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Dear Jesus, please help me never be so egotistical and fragile that I need an award to be created for me because I didn’t get a different award I thought I deserved. Amen #fifa
Also didn’t this dude install a makeup studio in the Pentagon? Fog of war in this case sounds more like the fog of bloodlust.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Also didn’t this dude install a makeup studio in the Pentagon? Fog of war in this case sounds more like the fog of bloodlust.
When we bought our house we had to submit credit reports income tax forms and employment records. All of which an undocumented immigrant is unlikely to have.
But also I thought immigrants were sending all their money back to their home countries which is bad for our economy? So how are they paying?
But also I thought immigrants were sending all their money back to their home countries which is bad for our economy? So how are they paying?
JD Vance: "Why did homes get so unaffordable? Because we had 20 million illegal aliens in this country taking homes that ought by right go to American citizens."
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
When we bought our house we had to submit credit reports income tax forms and employment records. All of which an undocumented immigrant is unlikely to have.
But also I thought immigrants were sending all their money back to their home countries which is bad for our economy? So how are they paying?
But also I thought immigrants were sending all their money back to their home countries which is bad for our economy? So how are they paying?
A long time ago I decided to pick the Aggies over the Longhorns. My brother was in the Corps. My law school was bought by A&M. So although I know everyone hates them, here I stand. #BTHOtu #gigem #farmerfight
a brown and white dog wearing a shirt that says um
ALT: a brown and white dog wearing a shirt that says um
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November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
A long time ago I decided to pick the Aggies over the Longhorns. My brother was in the Corps. My law school was bought by A&M. So although I know everyone hates them, here I stand. #BTHOtu #gigem #farmerfight
My #eldermillennial heart is happy to hear Seven Nation Army live even if it’s a football half time show.
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My #eldermillennial heart is happy to hear Seven Nation Army live even if it’s a football half time show.
Jerry Jones has done a lot of dumb things that make me mad but the dumbest is making me watch the Packers to see Micah Parsons play. #nfl
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Jerry Jones has done a lot of dumb things that make me mad but the dumbest is making me watch the Packers to see Micah Parsons play. #nfl
I just heard him do an interview on NPR. He’s so calm and assured. I imagine he’d make a great president but like most sensible people I doubt he wants it.
Sen. Mark Kelly: “I’ve had a missile blow up next to my airplane. I’ve been nearly shot down multiple times. I’ve flown a rocket ship into space four times, built by the lowest bidder. I’m not going to be silenced by Donald Trump.”
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I just heard him do an interview on NPR. He’s so calm and assured. I imagine he’d make a great president but like most sensible people I doubt he wants it.
My daughter today asked me “what do foxes say?” I was ready! #eldermillenial
a man in a fox costume is sitting on a couch and says " what does the fox say "
ALT: a man in a fox costume is sitting on a couch and says " what does the fox say "
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November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My daughter today asked me “what do foxes say?” I was ready! #eldermillenial
Reposted by Jordan
‘Denim’ gets its name from the French words ‘de Nĭmes’ meaning "of Nĭmes," because it was manufactured in the city of Nĭmes.
‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.
'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.
'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
‘Denim’ gets its name from the French words ‘de Nĭmes’ meaning "of Nĭmes," because it was manufactured in the city of Nĭmes.
‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.
'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.
'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
Dear Texas, why is it 88? It’s mid November. In Ireland it was 50. Be more like Ireland. - love me, who just got off an airplane and immediately started sweating. #Godblesstexas
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Dear Texas, why is it 88? It’s mid November. In Ireland it was 50. Be more like Ireland. - love me, who just got off an airplane and immediately started sweating. #Godblesstexas
The next bnb on our trip comes with donkeys! Which to be honest is the main reason I chose it, but also the place itself is lovely. #doolin #ireland #wildatlanticway
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The next bnb on our trip comes with donkeys! Which to be honest is the main reason I chose it, but also the place itself is lovely. #doolin #ireland #wildatlanticway
I’ve never gotten my bird of the day before! @courtneyellis.bsky.social this made me think of you! #birds #ireland
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve never gotten my bird of the day before! @courtneyellis.bsky.social this made me think of you! #birds #ireland
This has been entertaining to watch. It’s like The Office meets Exodus. Miriam and Zipporah are great.
youtu.be/MN54fod_YzQ
youtu.be/MN54fod_YzQ
The Promised Land Series | OFFICIAL TRAILER
YouTube video by The Promised Land
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November 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This has been entertaining to watch. It’s like The Office meets Exodus. Miriam and Zipporah are great.
youtu.be/MN54fod_YzQ
youtu.be/MN54fod_YzQ
Fun fact brought to you today by my four year old’s obsession with picking up acorns: Apparently they sort of pop open like popcorn if they get dried in the dryer. #kidsaregreat
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Fun fact brought to you today by my four year old’s obsession with picking up acorns: Apparently they sort of pop open like popcorn if they get dried in the dryer. #kidsaregreat
Also if you like mint and chocolate go to Aldi because these are amazing.
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Also if you like mint and chocolate go to Aldi because these are amazing.
My youngest unfortunately has developed a love for my chicken wontons and chili sauce. 😂 any time I get an order he appears out of nowhere with a pleading look on his face.
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My youngest unfortunately has developed a love for my chicken wontons and chili sauce. 😂 any time I get an order he appears out of nowhere with a pleading look on his face.
Some people take Aldi advent calendar day very seriously. May you have all the enthusiasm in life as Becky running to get her Candle Advent calendar. Also godspeed to the poor manager who somehow didn’t know it was Advent calendar day and seemed surprised to see a line waiting to get in. #aldi
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Some people take Aldi advent calendar day very seriously. May you have all the enthusiasm in life as Becky running to get her Candle Advent calendar. Also godspeed to the poor manager who somehow didn’t know it was Advent calendar day and seemed surprised to see a line waiting to get in. #aldi
Spirited Away is just an exceptionally beautiful movie. The train scene? Come on. The sky and water animation are museum worthy.
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Spirited Away is just an exceptionally beautiful movie. The train scene? Come on. The sky and water animation are museum worthy.