You know you’re getting old when you get excited about finally getting a robot vacuum.
July 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
You know you’re getting old when you get excited about finally getting a robot vacuum.
Today I learned about hammerhead worms and to be honest with you…WTF!
June 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Today I learned about hammerhead worms and to be honest with you…WTF!
The way my wife and son look at me when I watch something on the ad version of Peacock.
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June 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The way my wife and son look at me when I watch something on the ad version of Peacock.
My son spilled a little water on his Xbox and now the world is ending. Told him to let it air out and wait a couple days to see if it works. He just hits me with a:
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June 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My son spilled a little water on his Xbox and now the world is ending. Told him to let it air out and wait a couple days to see if it works. He just hits me with a:
Guess its time to up my weight lifting game and get a belt to use for the heavier lifts. Now to find a good one.
April 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Guess its time to up my weight lifting game and get a belt to use for the heavier lifts. Now to find a good one.
Feels like a good day to listen to some Slick Rick.
April 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Feels like a good day to listen to some Slick Rick.
Finally played Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown and have to say that this is a fantastic game. Highly recommend.
April 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Finally played Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown and have to say that this is a fantastic game. Highly recommend.
I hope everything that has been happening lately is just one giant April fools joke.
April 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I hope everything that has been happening lately is just one giant April fools joke.
Alright Ubisoft, you win. I'll be buying AC Shadows for sure now.
March 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Alright Ubisoft, you win. I'll be buying AC Shadows for sure now.
Ended up picking up a new keyboard. Then decided to swap out the switches on it for something a little more muted then what came with it.
March 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ended up picking up a new keyboard. Then decided to swap out the switches on it for something a little more muted then what came with it.
Just heard someone refer to tarot cards as Pokemon for witches and I can't stop laughing.
March 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Just heard someone refer to tarot cards as Pokemon for witches and I can't stop laughing.
I love that people who don’t serve, never have served, and never will serve are always the ones quickest to want to send soldier off to combat. While never realizing or understanding fully what that does to them. It’s sad honestly.
March 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I love that people who don’t serve, never have served, and never will serve are always the ones quickest to want to send soldier off to combat. While never realizing or understanding fully what that does to them. It’s sad honestly.
2 episodes in and I'm already hyped for Daredevil.
March 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
2 episodes in and I'm already hyped for Daredevil.
I hope Daredevil does so good that Disney brings back the Punisher. We need more seasons of that.
March 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I hope Daredevil does so good that Disney brings back the Punisher. We need more seasons of that.
Daredevil Born Again releases tomorrow.
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March 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Daredevil Born Again releases tomorrow.
Time to play Star Wars Jedi Survivor.
March 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Time to play Star Wars Jedi Survivor.
Forgot to wear my Apple Watch to the gym tonight. Guess that means I didn’t actually work out. Great.
February 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Forgot to wear my Apple Watch to the gym tonight. Guess that means I didn’t actually work out. Great.
Even if they release the Epstein files neither side is really going to believe it's 100% true.
February 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Even if they release the Epstein files neither side is really going to believe it's 100% true.
Watched a video on soldiers attempting a land nav course and was instantly reminded how frustrating and aggravating that was during basic. And so glad I don't have to do it anymore.
February 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Watched a video on soldiers attempting a land nav course and was instantly reminded how frustrating and aggravating that was during basic. And so glad I don't have to do it anymore.
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Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
February 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
I will never join the ranks of the slippery faces. NEVER!
We shaving our beards ladies! You gotta accept our bare faces from here on out! 😂😂
February 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I will never join the ranks of the slippery faces. NEVER!
Well, ordered new tires for the 4Runner today. Both me and my wallet cried on the way home.
February 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Well, ordered new tires for the 4Runner today. Both me and my wallet cried on the way home.
If I watch a show or movie and its based in Hawaii and there I don't see a single Toyota then the immersion is killed. I can't take the lie.
February 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If I watch a show or movie and its based in Hawaii and there I don't see a single Toyota then the immersion is killed. I can't take the lie.
People driving Cyber trucks just look goofy. I can’t take them seriously.
February 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
People driving Cyber trucks just look goofy. I can’t take them seriously.
I love driving an SUV, especially one that is off road capable, until it is time to put new tires on it.
February 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I love driving an SUV, especially one that is off road capable, until it is time to put new tires on it.