Jess
@jshelcusky.bsky.social
Watch too many movies, see too many shows, read just enough books.
Syracuse sports fan...where my 🍊 at?
Syracuse sports fan...where my 🍊 at?
Does anyone do this or is it just me?
When I have workers in my house (right now I'm getting a new washer dryer delivered/installed), I feel like I too must be actively working. Reorganizing my pantry because it wouldn't feel right to just be chilling?
When I have workers in my house (right now I'm getting a new washer dryer delivered/installed), I feel like I too must be actively working. Reorganizing my pantry because it wouldn't feel right to just be chilling?
May 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Does anyone do this or is it just me?
When I have workers in my house (right now I'm getting a new washer dryer delivered/installed), I feel like I too must be actively working. Reorganizing my pantry because it wouldn't feel right to just be chilling?
When I have workers in my house (right now I'm getting a new washer dryer delivered/installed), I feel like I too must be actively working. Reorganizing my pantry because it wouldn't feel right to just be chilling?
Love that this feels like I'm waiting for a concert to start. 🚂🤠
March 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Love that this feels like I'm waiting for a concert to start. 🚂🤠
I never started White Lotus but now I hear Sam Rockwell had a cameo? That's all I need. 😅 My weekend binge has arrived.
March 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I never started White Lotus but now I hear Sam Rockwell had a cameo? That's all I need. 😅 My weekend binge has arrived.
I hope we get a few fun surprises at the Oscars tonight! I'll be sharing my running commentary here!
March 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I hope we get a few fun surprises at the Oscars tonight! I'll be sharing my running commentary here!
No one asked, but these are my tiers of this years nominees.
March 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
No one asked, but these are my tiers of this years nominees.
Imagine all the good works the church could do with that super bowl ad money. How many people could be fed and housed.
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Imagine all the good works the church could do with that super bowl ad money. How many people could be fed and housed.
Refs starting early smh
February 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Refs starting early smh
I already stress ate half the dip. 🤣
February 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I already stress ate half the dip. 🤣
One fun thing now that I find myself working for a UK based company is I hop on a teams call and a coworker says "you're live on channel four..PLEASE DO NOT SWEAR" and then is like "oops that's a niche joke" and so now I know who my new best friend needs to be
February 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
One fun thing now that I find myself working for a UK based company is I hop on a teams call and a coworker says "you're live on channel four..PLEASE DO NOT SWEAR" and then is like "oops that's a niche joke" and so now I know who my new best friend needs to be
I need to rewatch BB3 bc ...this can't be the gameplay I've been remembering for 20 years 🤣 so unnecessarily messy lol.
January 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I need to rewatch BB3 bc ...this can't be the gameplay I've been remembering for 20 years 🤣 so unnecessarily messy lol.
Just got approached by girl scouts at the mall and after making my selection (adventurefuls) the girl scout told me "well done that's the correct choice" and this gen alpha approval will likely never happen again for me.
January 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Just got approached by girl scouts at the mall and after making my selection (adventurefuls) the girl scout told me "well done that's the correct choice" and this gen alpha approval will likely never happen again for me.
I continue to be annoyed by this "Americans don't know robbie williams" discourse. Millennials of the TRL era likely do because I remember him having videos and TRL was pop music culture back then.
January 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I continue to be annoyed by this "Americans don't know robbie williams" discourse. Millennials of the TRL era likely do because I remember him having videos and TRL was pop music culture back then.
My fave version of Seb is still this. I quote this all the time and it never lands...
January 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My fave version of Seb is still this. I quote this all the time and it never lands...
Andrew Garfield.. the green..the glasses.
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January 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Andrew Garfield.. the green..the glasses.
Happy New Year new friends and old friends and in-between friends ♥️ may our Survivor and BB seasons be messy and all our sports teams winners.
January 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Happy New Year new friends and old friends and in-between friends ♥️ may our Survivor and BB seasons be messy and all our sports teams winners.
Popular is playing on the radio right now. I love this timeline.
December 31, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Popular is playing on the radio right now. I love this timeline.
Amazing season 🧡🍊🧡🍊🧡 even during the bad years I always have faith but this year felt so so good.
December 28, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Amazing season 🧡🍊🧡🍊🧡 even during the bad years I always have faith but this year felt so so good.
My nerves needed that interception. 😅
December 28, 2024 at 4:05 AM
My nerves needed that interception. 😅
Should Syracuse try defense?
December 28, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Should Syracuse try defense?
Yall this is a disaster so far
December 28, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Yall this is a disaster so far
Its Cuse time!
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December 28, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Its Cuse time!
Merry Chrismukkah Blue-buds
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December 25, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Merry Chrismukkah Blue-buds
Dead Outlaw transferring to Broadway has already made my 2025.
I've had this show on the brain lately wondering about a transfer. I'm so excited. This is gonna become my identity this spring 😅
I've had this show on the brain lately wondering about a transfer. I'm so excited. This is gonna become my identity this spring 😅
December 19, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Dead Outlaw transferring to Broadway has already made my 2025.
I've had this show on the brain lately wondering about a transfer. I'm so excited. This is gonna become my identity this spring 😅
I've had this show on the brain lately wondering about a transfer. I'm so excited. This is gonna become my identity this spring 😅
Rachel is a totally deserving winner who I fully expected to sweep votes lol but I love an underdog story and pulled for Sam for the last few weeks. I hate fire making and that was the most fun fire making I've ever seen. I'm at peace with this season even if we were robbed of more Lovett.
December 19, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Rachel is a totally deserving winner who I fully expected to sweep votes lol but I love an underdog story and pulled for Sam for the last few weeks. I hate fire making and that was the most fun fire making I've ever seen. I'm at peace with this season even if we were robbed of more Lovett.