I’m Jamie and I love to learn and wave at my neighbors.

Good morning, let’s reset.

Sometimes my cat just purrs because I’m sitting next to her, no pets needed to start the engine.

I know I’m the funniest person alive because the Dress to Impress theme was “depression” and I dressed up as Mary Todd Lincoln (post Abe in all black). I got 8th place and kids don’t like history jokes these days.

My husband: do you want to go to the bookstore? I have a list because I want to get back into reading.
Me: 😍

Not loving this propaganda trend being used by brands for marketing on their social medias. We cannot lose the true meaning of propaganda.

Me to my dog: are you a baby?? Legally you have to tell me if you’re a baby. Or else it’s entrapment.

Thinking about cats with thumbs 🥰

"stop being so dramatic about everything" it's okay. I have my permit:

FUCK THESE MIDGES

I put on converse for the first time in over a year and I was like “ oh yeah, my identity”

I'm looking for some good Substack blogs if anyone has any recs!

There is a REASON they didn’t ask Brennen Lee Mulligan to do the no bits, earnest episode of #dropout.tv