Guy who answers a newspaper job ad to be the aquarium keeper for the secret mermaid. His job is to feed her Alaskan Pollock while ignoring anything she says (mermaids are known for deceptiveness)

Can we sell each other bridges too?

Working on a light novel called "Gender troubles"

Buckle up you're about to see the worst/best supreme court decisions ever. This will determine if I have to take down my John Roberts shrine

Gonna name my daughter amphiboly

This account will be supplementing my usual twitter posting with a healthy amount of uninterpretable posts

When I'm in a pass the buck competition and my opponent doesn't believe in the unitary executive branch

>the irreconcilable conflict between social life and self-creation is best addressed by le harm principle

Should I try actually posting on this site? Looks real ugly.