Jason Schubert
@jschubs22.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 | he/him | Lexington, KY
In the bathroom line when “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” and all the gays started singing along at the top of our lungs. Happy Pride! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈
June 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
In the bathroom line when “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” and all the gays started singing along at the top of our lungs. Happy Pride! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈
Anytime someone says AI is going to do things like “revolutionize this industry” or “save us all”
April 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Anytime someone says AI is going to do things like “revolutionize this industry” or “save us all”
Really need to schedule some time to go scream in the woods soon.
April 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Really need to schedule some time to go scream in the woods soon.
Should I… look at my stock portfolio?? Or just stay in complete ignorance and bliss??
April 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Should I… look at my stock portfolio?? Or just stay in complete ignorance and bliss??
The edible was hitting on Friday night and the gravity of the fact that the rest of my life is going to be harder than anything I’ve experienced so far really sunk in. We will all be poorer, less educated, and less healthy. What a time 2 B alive!
March 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The edible was hitting on Friday night and the gravity of the fact that the rest of my life is going to be harder than anything I’ve experienced so far really sunk in. We will all be poorer, less educated, and less healthy. What a time 2 B alive!
They hired another gay for my team at work
a woman wearing sunglasses and a nike sweatshirt talks on a cell phone
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a nike sweatshirt talks on a cell phone
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
They hired another gay for my team at work
Hot take: I don’t want to read a whole bunch of “5 years after COVID” takes this month. I would prefer to embrace the tradition set by the 1918 pandemic and completely forget about it.
March 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Hot take: I don’t want to read a whole bunch of “5 years after COVID” takes this month. I would prefer to embrace the tradition set by the 1918 pandemic and completely forget about it.
Really hoping to have a “no song unsung, no wine untasted” type of summer this year.
February 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Really hoping to have a “no song unsung, no wine untasted” type of summer this year.
In positive news it’s 9:30 pm and I haven’t hit my two hour screen time limit on social media!
February 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
In positive news it’s 9:30 pm and I haven’t hit my two hour screen time limit on social media!
So thankful for the Frontrunners community (both in Lexington and globally!) and all the great work we’re able to do in our city.
Every Wednesday evening and Saturday morning, runners and walkers from across Lexington gather to improve their health while also building a community of like-minded people from the Athens of the West. queerkentucky.com/running-with...
Running with a purpose: Frontrunners offers community for queer people in Lexington - Queer Kentucky
Every Wednesday evening and Saturday morning, runners and walkers from across Lexington gather to improve their health while also building a community of like-minded people from the Athens of the West...
queerkentucky.com
February 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
So thankful for the Frontrunners community (both in Lexington and globally!) and all the great work we’re able to do in our city.
Rooting for the Eagles because I want an Abbott Elementary special episodes 🦅
February 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Rooting for the Eagles because I want an Abbott Elementary special episodes 🦅
Things that stress me out:
when I want to capitalize a word in a text to indicate emphasis, but the word is right after an “I” so the capitalization doesn’t stand out as much and possibly just looks like a typo.
when I want to capitalize a word in a text to indicate emphasis, but the word is right after an “I” so the capitalization doesn’t stand out as much and possibly just looks like a typo.
January 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Things that stress me out:
when I want to capitalize a word in a text to indicate emphasis, but the word is right after an “I” so the capitalization doesn’t stand out as much and possibly just looks like a typo.
when I want to capitalize a word in a text to indicate emphasis, but the word is right after an “I” so the capitalization doesn’t stand out as much and possibly just looks like a typo.
Need Target to develop a crowd meter for their app like Planet Fitness so I can know beforehand if the trip is worth it.
January 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Need Target to develop a crowd meter for their app like Planet Fitness so I can know beforehand if the trip is worth it.
Big day for people who think pepper is spicy
January 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Big day for people who think pepper is spicy
I’ll give it about three years until everyone starts calling it the “CFP Playoff” like we do with “ATM Machine” and “PIN Number.”
January 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’ll give it about three years until everyone starts calling it the “CFP Playoff” like we do with “ATM Machine” and “PIN Number.”
Call me a boomer but I hate an “online only” item. Why isn’t the item on the shelf. I don’t want to ship it to my house. I don’t want to come back later to pick it up. I’m standing in the store and what to purchase the item today.
December 30, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Call me a boomer but I hate an “online only” item. Why isn’t the item on the shelf. I don’t want to ship it to my house. I don’t want to come back later to pick it up. I’m standing in the store and what to purchase the item today.
Really so very thrilled that every year for the rest of my life is going to be the hottest year on record!
2024 is almost history and the global temperature forecast for the remaining few days is rock solid now. Time to wrap up.
In most datasets, 2024 will be 0.1 degree C warmer than 2023. Also, 2024 will be the 1st individual year above the 1.5 degree Paris warming threshold in all datasets.
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In most datasets, 2024 will be 0.1 degree C warmer than 2023. Also, 2024 will be the 1st individual year above the 1.5 degree Paris warming threshold in all datasets.
(1/10)
December 26, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Really so very thrilled that every year for the rest of my life is going to be the hottest year on record!
My uncle just referred to Beyoncé as “an artist who was popular 10 to 20 years ago.”
The lack of culture in the straights never ceases to amaze!!
The lack of culture in the straights never ceases to amaze!!
December 25, 2024 at 7:38 PM
My uncle just referred to Beyoncé as “an artist who was popular 10 to 20 years ago.”
The lack of culture in the straights never ceases to amaze!!
The lack of culture in the straights never ceases to amaze!!
Whyyyy am I getting Teams messages from people at 4:00 pm on Christmas Eve. What’re y’all doing. Look at your life. Look at your choices!
December 24, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Whyyyy am I getting Teams messages from people at 4:00 pm on Christmas Eve. What’re y’all doing. Look at your life. Look at your choices!
The urge to say “go piss girl” anytime a family member says they’re going to the restrooom.
December 24, 2024 at 6:10 PM
The urge to say “go piss girl” anytime a family member says they’re going to the restrooom.
Love being the first one to the function and sitting in my car watching my friends get closer and closer on Find My like it’s a Mario Kart game.
December 22, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Love being the first one to the function and sitting in my car watching my friends get closer and closer on Find My like it’s a Mario Kart game.
My TV consumption the last week has been almost exclusively Bob’s Burgers holiday episodes.
December 22, 2024 at 5:08 PM
My TV consumption the last week has been almost exclusively Bob’s Burgers holiday episodes.
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I say “fuck off” out loud to intrusive AI features at least 20 times a day.
December 18, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I say “fuck off” out loud to intrusive AI features at least 20 times a day.
Last in office day of the year.
Last in office day until January 8!
Last in office day until January 8!
December 19, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Last in office day of the year.
Last in office day until January 8!
Last in office day until January 8!