When writing haikus
How do I count syllables?
Five Seven Five, right?

Buying the 'gold card' as a path to citizenship is the same as buying the blue checkmark in Twitter.

People complaining that team Spurs' DQ in Skills Challenge was cheating. But if those happened in a real game and they went in, people would be cheering and praising the miracle shot. (CP3 could have chucked them closer to the rim though)

Has Cheech Marin's "Born in East LA" become a documentary now?

We got snow here Monday. But at least we didn't get hail like in DC.

So are we staying here or is this going to be something like mastadon or hive?