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Jeff Heisler
@jrheisler.bsky.social
Husband, Father, Grandpa, Software Developer, Actor, Director, Resident Scrooge

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Knicks, Packers, Yankees, Democracy

Narrator of books

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the Epstein tape is not just wrong, but Lmao wrong.

Screen shots I took from the actual video DOJ released.

11:20:57 jumps and the editing controls in top right.

11:58:58 screen still has the editing controls.

jumps to 12:00:01, the missing minutes, BUT ALSO THE SOFTWARE CONTROLS DISAPPEAR
They doin it
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
35 years ago...
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Front vs back
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Shocking news ... Ugh
You can’t see it, but this is my surprised face.
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Reposted by Jeff Heisler
Even the animals aren’t safe….
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
So I came in for lunch and the orange stain was on TV talking about all the wars he's ended and my takeaway is that South Park is on comedy Central at the same time.
October 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
October 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We found Antifa's leader
October 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
They totally miss the point. If POTUS, any POTUS is DMing anyone, ...

Image the trove of crimes that are in those DMs???

Truth Social, you're going to be served.
October 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Reposted by Jeff Heisler
Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
WTF???
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
October 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I'm sure we're winning now
October 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Indeed, wtf?!?!!?
Then why are you providing a $20 billion bailout to Argentina and helping them cut deals with China that crush American soybean farmers?
October 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Let's go!!!
Voters in southwest Arizona are highly likely to elect a new Democratic House member in a special election today. That would-be lawmaker plans to become the 218th and clinching supporter of a bipartisan effort to force public disclosure of federal investigative files related to Jeffrey Epstein.
How Arizona voters are set to put Mike Johnson in a corner
The likely winner of a special election Tuesday is set to rekindle the Jeffrey Epstein firestorm in the House.
www.politico.com
September 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hahaha
September 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Powerful
September 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This! I mentioned the other day that it's really no surprise that the "algorithm" or the "OTHER" as it prefers to be called, is exploiting us. Forming different images of Charlie. Images that fit our own biases.
September 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Fyi
September 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Standing by
September 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Kash, from Bongo & Kash
September 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
September 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Orwell called...
“.. I can’t remember anyone ever telling me we can’t say anything critical about a civilian like this. He was not in our chain of command or anything,” the officer said.

@nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
September 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Clear message as usual from @strandjunker.com
Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
September 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM