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The world is cruel — as are the people in it. I figured that out the first time I heard “Love in an Elevator.”
Supertramp is my favourite klezmer band.
February 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Supertramp is my favourite klezmer band.
Check out this hard boiled egg what looks like the Death Star!
February 11, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Check out this hard boiled egg what looks like the Death Star!
Did I just see Questlove playing a fiddle?
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Did I just see Questlove playing a fiddle?
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, CAN SOMEONE OUT THERE PLEASE CONFIRM WHETHER OR NOT STONED IS STILL THE WAY OF THE WALK?!?!?!?
February 2, 2026 at 11:22 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, CAN SOMEONE OUT THERE PLEASE CONFIRM WHETHER OR NOT STONED IS STILL THE WAY OF THE WALK?!?!?!?
The best part about the pandemic is that it taught me how to turn on every type of faucet with my elbows.
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The best part about the pandemic is that it taught me how to turn on every type of faucet with my elbows.
I'm currently writing a porn film about a 62 year old general contractor who has sex with his wealthy female clients. I haven't settled on a title yet, but I'm leaning towards "This Old Hose."
January 30, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I'm currently writing a porn film about a 62 year old general contractor who has sex with his wealthy female clients. I haven't settled on a title yet, but I'm leaning towards "This Old Hose."
Rob Schneider was born with a divorce certificate in his hands.
January 29, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Rob Schneider was born with a divorce certificate in his hands.
Squirrels die every day.
Think on that for a while.
Think on that for a while.
January 23, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Squirrels die every day.
Think on that for a while.
Think on that for a while.
Close your eyes when Steve-O’s talking and try to tell me it’s not Harvey Fierstein.
January 23, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Close your eyes when Steve-O’s talking and try to tell me it’s not Harvey Fierstein.
Canada's greatest contribution to the world isn't insulin or alkaline batteries or the Java programming language. It's turning the word "beauty" into an adjective.
January 21, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Canada's greatest contribution to the world isn't insulin or alkaline batteries or the Java programming language. It's turning the word "beauty" into an adjective.
“I only care about two things: anti-Semitism and square dancing. Looks like we’re all out of hay bails.”
- Henry Ford (1933)
- Henry Ford (1933)
January 21, 2026 at 5:23 PM
“I only care about two things: anti-Semitism and square dancing. Looks like we’re all out of hay bails.”
- Henry Ford (1933)
- Henry Ford (1933)
It's funny that one of the most famous punk/goth/metal guys in the world is named Glenn.
January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
It's funny that one of the most famous punk/goth/metal guys in the world is named Glenn.
The funniest thing I saw in 2025 was a pornstar saying “oh my gosh” while having an orgasm.
January 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
The funniest thing I saw in 2025 was a pornstar saying “oh my gosh” while having an orgasm.
Advice to all the frat boys out there: don't draw cocks on your friend's face when he's passed out. Draw them on his cock.
December 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Advice to all the frat boys out there: don't draw cocks on your friend's face when he's passed out. Draw them on his cock.
Do you know who could have really benefited from taking a gap year?
Adolf Hitler.
Adolf Hitler.
December 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Do you know who could have really benefited from taking a gap year?
Adolf Hitler.
Adolf Hitler.
Is there anything hotter than 80s era Bob Newhart in a pair of reading glasses?
December 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Is there anything hotter than 80s era Bob Newhart in a pair of reading glasses?
The world changed forever the moment some asshole convinced a significant amount of people to avoid eating the best part of an egg and focus all their attention on the worst part of an egg.
#eggwhitesareshit
#eggwhitesareshit
December 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The world changed forever the moment some asshole convinced a significant amount of people to avoid eating the best part of an egg and focus all their attention on the worst part of an egg.
#eggwhitesareshit
#eggwhitesareshit
The saddest people in the world are the poor bastards who submit video comments on TMZ Live.
December 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The saddest people in the world are the poor bastards who submit video comments on TMZ Live.
Why do so many MAGA dudes look like Cabbage Patch Kids?
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Why do so many MAGA dudes look like Cabbage Patch Kids?
PLAY THE MR BELVEDERE THEME SONG AND THEN GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE!!!
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
PLAY THE MR BELVEDERE THEME SONG AND THEN GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE!!!
Nonsensical opinion: windows are woke.
December 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Nonsensical opinion: windows are woke.
Billy Barty owned a roller rink/concert venue called "Billy Barty's Roller Fantasy."
Motorhead played there.
This might not seem real, but I assure you it is.
Motorhead played there.
This might not seem real, but I assure you it is.
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Billy Barty owned a roller rink/concert venue called "Billy Barty's Roller Fantasy."
Motorhead played there.
This might not seem real, but I assure you it is.
Motorhead played there.
This might not seem real, but I assure you it is.
Can anyone tell me the precise moment the two dudes from Tears for Fears disbanded and then reformed as Ween?
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Can anyone tell me the precise moment the two dudes from Tears for Fears disbanded and then reformed as Ween?
There’s something about Barron Trump’s personal style that reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns adopts Bart and dresses him in his own ill fitting suits.
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
There’s something about Barron Trump’s personal style that reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns adopts Bart and dresses him in his own ill fitting suits.