JPhilly
@jphilly85.bsky.social
Husband/Father/Sword and Sorcery
Def not 6 fandoms in a peacoat
Def forgetting something
Def not 6 fandoms in a peacoat
Def forgetting something
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JPhilly
@jphilly85.bsky.social
· Sep 5
Whiskey tastes like the grandfather I can't hug.
Tequila tastes like a land I've never seen.
Rum tastes like an adventure I haven't planned.
And none of these things are responsible for more words than sadness is.
Tequila tastes like a land I've never seen.
Rum tastes like an adventure I haven't planned.
And none of these things are responsible for more words than sadness is.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
The fuck did Dolly Parton do to y'all?
December 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The fuck did Dolly Parton do to y'all?
This saddens me more than I thought it would.
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This saddens me more than I thought it would.
The funniest tweet of all time came from a small account that said 'Every Zoo is a petting zoo if you man the fuck up.' and Twitter has been going downhill ever since.
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The funniest tweet of all time came from a small account that said 'Every Zoo is a petting zoo if you man the fuck up.' and Twitter has been going downhill ever since.
Everything is collapsing around us but I have 4 books I can't wait to read and Ronin Warriors is coming back and I take my wins wherever I can find them.
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Everything is collapsing around us but I have 4 books I can't wait to read and Ronin Warriors is coming back and I take my wins wherever I can find them.
Elden Ring.
Even in purgatory there are power struggles.
Even in purgatory there are power struggles.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Elden Ring.
Even in purgatory there are power struggles.
Even in purgatory there are power struggles.
Christmas movie thoughts: #HomeAlone
Harry and Marv are friends. Harry only seems competent because he's standing next to Marv, if Harry was any criminal worth his salt better criminals would want to crime with him.
Harry and Marv are friends. Harry only seems competent because he's standing next to Marv, if Harry was any criminal worth his salt better criminals would want to crime with him.
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Christmas movie thoughts: #HomeAlone
Harry and Marv are friends. Harry only seems competent because he's standing next to Marv, if Harry was any criminal worth his salt better criminals would want to crime with him.
Harry and Marv are friends. Harry only seems competent because he's standing next to Marv, if Harry was any criminal worth his salt better criminals would want to crime with him.
On the first day of Christmas my wife shouted at me:
FROM A TREEHOUSE?!?!
FROM A TREEHOUSE?!?!
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
On the first day of Christmas my wife shouted at me:
FROM A TREEHOUSE?!?!
FROM A TREEHOUSE?!?!
15 years ago some middle manager didn't know whether to use 'affect' or 'effect' and we've been hearing 'impact' ever since.
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
15 years ago some middle manager didn't know whether to use 'affect' or 'effect' and we've been hearing 'impact' ever since.
Almost that time of year to point out the missed connections in my favorite Christmas movies.
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Almost that time of year to point out the missed connections in my favorite Christmas movies.
This is what home feels like
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is what home feels like
Minimilist Phone does a ton right, but doesn't take into account how task-oriented I am during working hours.
If the autopay I set up w/ the electric company didn't charge the card it should have I need to handle that shit NOW.
If the autopay I set up w/ the electric company didn't charge the card it should have I need to handle that shit NOW.
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Minimilist Phone does a ton right, but doesn't take into account how task-oriented I am during working hours.
If the autopay I set up w/ the electric company didn't charge the card it should have I need to handle that shit NOW.
If the autopay I set up w/ the electric company didn't charge the card it should have I need to handle that shit NOW.
Solas is probably one of the best antagonists in Dragon Age.
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Solas is probably one of the best antagonists in Dragon Age.
Reposted by JPhilly
“We don’t talk enough about” sir let me stop you there we talk enough about everything, all we do is talk on the internet 24 hours a day 7 days a week we don’t shut the fuck up enough
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
“We don’t talk enough about” sir let me stop you there we talk enough about everything, all we do is talk on the internet 24 hours a day 7 days a week we don’t shut the fuck up enough
I can't believe I'm still not done with Elden Ring. They released two DLCs and announced a third and I still haven't finished the base game.
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I can't believe I'm still not done with Elden Ring. They released two DLCs and announced a third and I still haven't finished the base game.
After 100 hours I can tell you the similarities shared by Ghost of Tsushima and Elden Ring: Combat is either going to make or break your experience.
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
After 100 hours I can tell you the similarities shared by Ghost of Tsushima and Elden Ring: Combat is either going to make or break your experience.
I don't know how Steven Wilson Jr managed to steal pages out of my journal and turn them into the best music I've ever listened to, but I ain't mad at it.
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I don't know how Steven Wilson Jr managed to steal pages out of my journal and turn them into the best music I've ever listened to, but I ain't mad at it.
Worth knowing
Did you know? Every year, the Supreme Court’s nine justices fill out a form that discloses their financial connections to companies and people.
Our database allows you to search for organizations and people that have paid them, reimbursed them for travel and given them gifts.
Our database allows you to search for organizations and people that have paid them, reimbursed them for travel and given them gifts.
Supreme Connections: Search Supreme Court Disclosures — ProPublica
Search Supreme Court financial disclosures for organizations and people that have paid justices, reimbursed them for travel, given them gifts and more.
projects.propublica.org
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Worth knowing
Why can't banks just act like the doorman of a club?
They know what my capacity is and when it hits zero why can't they just start politely telling vendors I don't have it?
The obvious answer is overdraft fees are flat in the amount accounts get overdrawn is usually double digits.
They know what my capacity is and when it hits zero why can't they just start politely telling vendors I don't have it?
The obvious answer is overdraft fees are flat in the amount accounts get overdrawn is usually double digits.
October 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Why can't banks just act like the doorman of a club?
They know what my capacity is and when it hits zero why can't they just start politely telling vendors I don't have it?
The obvious answer is overdraft fees are flat in the amount accounts get overdrawn is usually double digits.
They know what my capacity is and when it hits zero why can't they just start politely telling vendors I don't have it?
The obvious answer is overdraft fees are flat in the amount accounts get overdrawn is usually double digits.
There will always be people looking for the way to 10x an investment.
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There will always be people looking for the way to 10x an investment.
Should have called this 'Calm in the time of Amazon Next-Day delivery'
Missing Names
Despite how I feel about gazillion dollar corporations Barnes & Noble still my favorite retailer.
open.substack.com
October 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Should have called this 'Calm in the time of Amazon Next-Day delivery'
Am I the only one that remembers Thieves World? I can't be..
October 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Am I the only one that remembers Thieves World? I can't be..
Reposted by JPhilly
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
Reposted by JPhilly
The internet makes you feel like you're always late.
To trends. To skills. To opportunities.
You're a wizard, dude. You arrive precisely when you mean to.
To trends. To skills. To opportunities.
You're a wizard, dude. You arrive precisely when you mean to.
October 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The internet makes you feel like you're always late.
To trends. To skills. To opportunities.
You're a wizard, dude. You arrive precisely when you mean to.
To trends. To skills. To opportunities.
You're a wizard, dude. You arrive precisely when you mean to.