JP Behrens
@jpbehrens.bsky.social
Writer, Reader, Tai Chi Practitioner. Occasionally, I sleep. Find me on Patreon, SubStack, Goodreads, and YouTube.
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JP Behrens
@jpbehrens.bsky.social
· Nov 4
#Dems want to destroy the ballroom. Why waste the opportunity? Convert it into a massive library of #bannedbooks instead. Call it the Donald Trump Memorial Banned Book Library and open it to the public. He’ll hate it. #Resist
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I don’t know. Considering the timeline of The Stand, a lot can still happen.
January 15, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I don’t know. Considering the timeline of The Stand, a lot can still happen.
Nice! Mine involves Native American werewolves, Canadian Sasquatch, and a unscrupulous Lumber Baron.
You should try writing down your stories. People may be interested to read them.
You should try writing down your stories. People may be interested to read them.
January 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Nice! Mine involves Native American werewolves, Canadian Sasquatch, and a unscrupulous Lumber Baron.
You should try writing down your stories. People may be interested to read them.
You should try writing down your stories. People may be interested to read them.
I put out a novella that takes place there, but in 1929.
January 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I put out a novella that takes place there, but in 1929.
I don’t think Superman would be proud. We should ask ICE Agent Dean Cain his thoughts.
January 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I don’t think Superman would be proud. We should ask ICE Agent Dean Cain his thoughts.
Google, Facebook, Amazon, Tesla/Twitter, and other mega CEOs have blood on their hands. They made #Trump president and we all need to ask ourselves what do we NEED? Next day shipping? FB or insta feeds? Switch to DuckDuckGo for searches. Delete accounts. Destroy their revenue streams. #RESIST #RISE
January 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
We are living under a dictatorship with its own secret police(#ICE). We have a military that is sworn to protect our nation from all enemies, foreign and domestic. These two things should not co-exist. The larger machine of the government must abandon #Trump before he sets off WW3. #RESIST #RISE
January 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Been having issues with my website’s shop. I THINK I got it fixed. Now just need someone to buy something and see if I’m right.
January 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Been having issues with my website’s shop. I THINK I got it fixed. Now just need someone to buy something and see if I’m right.
@cwtycho.penny-arcade.com I’ll be at PAX East for Saturday. If you want the sequel to Missing in Miskatonic, DM me. I’ll slap one right into your hand. If you’re interested.
January 5, 2026 at 9:46 PM
@cwtycho.penny-arcade.com I’ll be at PAX East for Saturday. If you want the sequel to Missing in Miskatonic, DM me. I’ll slap one right into your hand. If you’re interested.
I’ve always gone with a procrastination of authors.
January 3, 2026 at 12:17 PM
I’ve always gone with a procrastination of authors.
“Take one of mine.”?! What did you do?
January 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
“Take one of mine.”?! What did you do?
You left out important info. What book?
December 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
You left out important info. What book?
December 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I know right. Thank goodness the amateur good guys with guns are so much more accurate than those silly sharpshooters trained by the military. What are all those gun control advocates so worried about?
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I know right. Thank goodness the amateur good guys with guns are so much more accurate than those silly sharpshooters trained by the military. What are all those gun control advocates so worried about?
I’ve heard the solution is more guns…
December 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’ve heard the solution is more guns…
You might say you can’t handle the truth?
December 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You might say you can’t handle the truth?
Absolute Superman, Vol. 1: Last Dust of Krypton by Jason Aaron
4 Stars
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/227445953
4 Stars
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/227445953
December 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Absolute Superman, Vol. 1: Last Dust of Krypton by Jason Aaron
4 Stars
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/227445953
4 Stars
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/227445953
December 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Portrait of a Nuclear Family: Holiday Horror Unwrapped - S01E20
YouTube video by Spooky Frog Podcast
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December 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Yup! Lean into that shit.
December 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yup! Lean into that shit.
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
December 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM