JG Pasterjak
@jpasterjak.bsky.social
Grassroots Motorsports magazine Tech Editor (personal account). Writer, racer, comic, bird pop.
Hearing from some sources that Doug taught Limu how to turn his body cam off.
January 1, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Hearing from some sources that Doug taught Limu how to turn his body cam off.
Someone in my mom’s neighborhood trying to make an example out of Santa apparently.
December 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Someone in my mom’s neighborhood trying to make an example out of Santa apparently.
Rankin-Bass Christmas special? More like Spankin’-Ass Christmas special amirite.
December 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Rankin-Bass Christmas special? More like Spankin’-Ass Christmas special amirite.
Does CBS understand that literally no one wants to watch the Broncos and the Packers today? They want to watch an elderly man's skeleton fly out on national TV.
December 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Does CBS understand that literally no one wants to watch the Broncos and the Packers today? They want to watch an elderly man's skeleton fly out on national TV.
So all the Bucs have to do to win the NFC South is make sure the rest of their opponents commit 238 penalties each game.
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
So all the Bucs have to do to win the NFC South is make sure the rest of their opponents commit 238 penalties each game.
Look all I'm saying is why CAN'T there be an SFI rated driving suit with short legs and sleeves for those of us that do most of our track work in Florida? Like a motorsports romper.
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Look all I'm saying is why CAN'T there be an SFI rated driving suit with short legs and sleeves for those of us that do most of our track work in Florida? Like a motorsports romper.
Me, at Walmart, seeing the top of this calendar peeking out of the rack: “Ducks and dogs? I love ducks and dogs! This sounds super adorable! I wonder if they’re having fun adorable adventures together? I should get one of the-OH GOD OH FUCK”
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Me, at Walmart, seeing the top of this calendar peeking out of the rack: “Ducks and dogs? I love ducks and dogs! This sounds super adorable! I wonder if they’re having fun adorable adventures together? I should get one of the-OH GOD OH FUCK”
A drizzly Thanksgiving Day is tailor made for couch cuddles
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
A drizzly Thanksgiving Day is tailor made for couch cuddles
Remember the #reasonfortheseason. Baron Samedi gave us All Hallows Eve, not All Hallows Steve.
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Remember the #reasonfortheseason. Baron Samedi gave us All Hallows Eve, not All Hallows Steve.
[chopper lands on Violent J's remote farm, where he's chopping wood]
"J, we need you for one more mission."
"Told the brass when I left, sir. I don't fuk wif dat no more."
"The hepatitis monkeys J. we lost one."
[dramatic pause]
"Woop woop, sir."
"Woop woop, soldier."
www.wapt.com/article/monk...
"J, we need you for one more mission."
"Told the brass when I left, sir. I don't fuk wif dat no more."
"The hepatitis monkeys J. we lost one."
[dramatic pause]
"Woop woop, sir."
"Woop woop, soldier."
www.wapt.com/article/monk...
Aggressive monkeys that escaped from overturned truck in Jasper County killed, officials confirm
A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg.
www.wapt.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
[chopper lands on Violent J's remote farm, where he's chopping wood]
"J, we need you for one more mission."
"Told the brass when I left, sir. I don't fuk wif dat no more."
"The hepatitis monkeys J. we lost one."
[dramatic pause]
"Woop woop, sir."
"Woop woop, soldier."
www.wapt.com/article/monk...
"J, we need you for one more mission."
"Told the brass when I left, sir. I don't fuk wif dat no more."
"The hepatitis monkeys J. we lost one."
[dramatic pause]
"Woop woop, sir."
"Woop woop, soldier."
www.wapt.com/article/monk...
The president thinks he wants to start a diarrhea war, but he has no idea of the immense tactical and strategic capability of me and a couple thousand of my IBS comrades after one trip to Arby’s. Good luck, buddy.
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October 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The president thinks he wants to start a diarrhea war, but he has no idea of the immense tactical and strategic capability of me and a couple thousand of my IBS comrades after one trip to Arby’s. Good luck, buddy.
A fancy customized pickup just drove by me with a big logo on the side that said “MEGABASS” but the logo was just text and I really think they need to throw a picture of a speaker or a fish in there to avoid confusion.
September 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A fancy customized pickup just drove by me with a big logo on the side that said “MEGABASS” but the logo was just text and I really think they need to throw a picture of a speaker or a fish in there to avoid confusion.
It's great time to be alive if you're a mediocre white guy who posts like they're Russel Crowe in Gladiator.
September 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It's great time to be alive if you're a mediocre white guy who posts like they're Russel Crowe in Gladiator.
Spoiler: T. Ocellus’ full name is Terry Ocellus
(I have a friend who works at FX)
(I have a friend who works at FX)
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Spoiler: T. Ocellus’ full name is Terry Ocellus
(I have a friend who works at FX)
(I have a friend who works at FX)
Did that thing again where I'm pulling on a sock and my hand slips off and I punch myself in the balls. 0/10 no recommend.
September 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Did that thing again where I'm pulling on a sock and my hand slips off and I punch myself in the balls. 0/10 no recommend.
Jags up 10-3 on Carolina and game is delayed due to lightning in the area. If the lightning delay lasts until January 5th, they're in the playoffs.
September 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Jags up 10-3 on Carolina and game is delayed due to lightning in the area. If the lightning delay lasts until January 5th, they're in the playoffs.
Sometimes, motorsports gets it.
SCCA Solo Nats competitor is protested on Day 1 in a ladies class for being trans. Protest committee rules aggrieved party should get fucked into the sun. Day 2 the rest of class shows support for the protested party on way to her first run. She would go on to win.
SCCA Solo Nats competitor is protested on Day 1 in a ladies class for being trans. Protest committee rules aggrieved party should get fucked into the sun. Day 2 the rest of class shows support for the protested party on way to her first run. She would go on to win.
![A protest form from the Sports Car Club of America national autocross championships, alleging that a trans woman is not eligible to compete in ladies classes for [reasons]. Ruling of protest committee is that the protest has no basis and protesting party is an asshole.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vgjmwvzjdopkybb2ylfkgzge/bafkreihgqslkpkyxar2votxulxz34vlbrhusk3az4pu74rf5w54npugvba@jpeg)
September 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Sometimes, motorsports gets it.
SCCA Solo Nats competitor is protested on Day 1 in a ladies class for being trans. Protest committee rules aggrieved party should get fucked into the sun. Day 2 the rest of class shows support for the protested party on way to her first run. She would go on to win.
SCCA Solo Nats competitor is protested on Day 1 in a ladies class for being trans. Protest committee rules aggrieved party should get fucked into the sun. Day 2 the rest of class shows support for the protested party on way to her first run. She would go on to win.
“…a picture of the alien, from the movie… Alien.”
Oh shit thanks senator I thought it was the alien from Godfather II.
Oh shit thanks senator I thought it was the alien from Godfather II.
September 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“…a picture of the alien, from the movie… Alien.”
Oh shit thanks senator I thought it was the alien from Godfather II.
Oh shit thanks senator I thought it was the alien from Godfather II.
You probably didn’t realize this, but circus peanuts are actually a super food. They’re made from tofu and spider sugar (doesn’t hurt the spiders.)
September 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
You probably didn’t realize this, but circus peanuts are actually a super food. They’re made from tofu and spider sugar (doesn’t hurt the spiders.)
SCCA Solo Nats Camaro adventure in the books. Shockingly benign when pushed. I coned away a trophy, but that allowed the owner to grab the final trophy spot-HIS FIRST EVER!
September 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
SCCA Solo Nats Camaro adventure in the books. Shockingly benign when pushed. I coned away a trophy, but that allowed the owner to grab the final trophy spot-HIS FIRST EVER!
Driving this thing at SCCA Solo Nationals and honestly couldn’t be more excited. Took a few shakedown runs today in soaking wet conditions and it’s already created a world-class memory.
September 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Driving this thing at SCCA Solo Nationals and honestly couldn’t be more excited. Took a few shakedown runs today in soaking wet conditions and it’s already created a world-class memory.
My “I was assisting a victim of domestic violence who flagged me down then was walloped by a dump truck” shirt seems to be raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
August 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My “I was assisting a victim of domestic violence who flagged me down then was walloped by a dump truck” shirt seems to be raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
When you think you want to preen, but you realize your favorite band @health.band is tearing shit up. #cockatoo #goffin
August 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
When you think you want to preen, but you realize your favorite band @health.band is tearing shit up. #cockatoo #goffin
A cool thing about last night online is there’s going to be more of them.
August 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
A cool thing about last night online is there’s going to be more of them.