JG Pasterjak
@jpasterjak.bsky.social
Grassroots Motorsports magazine Tech Editor (personal account). Writer, racer, comic, bird pop.
Simultaneously horrified and fascinated. Please tell me they call it the Longshoreman Roll and it's served by a grizzled lighthouse keeper.
January 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Simultaneously horrified and fascinated. Please tell me they call it the Longshoreman Roll and it's served by a grizzled lighthouse keeper.
Can't wait for the Bears to drive 64 yards then fumble at the 2 with :04 remaining.
January 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Can't wait for the Bears to drive 64 yards then fumble at the 2 with :04 remaining.
Somehow both these teams deserve to lose
January 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Somehow both these teams deserve to lose
t's awesome that you could have posted this any time in the last 150 minutes and it would have landed exactly the same.
January 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
t's awesome that you could have posted this any time in the last 150 minutes and it would have landed exactly the same.
God I am such a sucker for interspecies pals
January 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
God I am such a sucker for interspecies pals
I was lucky enough to walk around with rhinos while taking some photos at Lion Country Safari. The keeper was like "just don't let them sneak up on you" which kind of seemed impossible but they're weirdly quiet. But, yeah, super chill. Like hanging out with a giant armored Lhasa apso
January 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I was lucky enough to walk around with rhinos while taking some photos at Lion Country Safari. The keeper was like "just don't let them sneak up on you" which kind of seemed impossible but they're weirdly quiet. But, yeah, super chill. Like hanging out with a giant armored Lhasa apso
The thing about the new Prelude is that anyone who the car actually appeals to probably already has a car that scratches the same itch. It's a bummer because the thing seems at least somewhat cool and I think it's good when OEMs build pure fan bait.
January 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The thing about the new Prelude is that anyone who the car actually appeals to probably already has a car that scratches the same itch. It's a bummer because the thing seems at least somewhat cool and I think it's good when OEMs build pure fan bait.
Yeah this right here. The legislative branch has abdicated any authority over accountability. There’s no grown ups in the room anymore.
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Yeah this right here. The legislative branch has abdicated any authority over accountability. There’s no grown ups in the room anymore.
Woke up to a dead well pump. Probably cheaper than your problem, but either way ‘26 is not impressing so far.
January 2, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Woke up to a dead well pump. Probably cheaper than your problem, but either way ‘26 is not impressing so far.
Hearing from some sources that Doug taught Limu how to turn his body cam off.
January 1, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Hearing from some sources that Doug taught Limu how to turn his body cam off.
That this could refer to multiple people is most disheartening.
December 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
That this could refer to multiple people is most disheartening.
Cool we found a way to ruin job hunting AND dating in one move
December 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Cool we found a way to ruin job hunting AND dating in one move
Someone in my mom’s neighborhood trying to make an example out of Santa apparently.
December 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Someone in my mom’s neighborhood trying to make an example out of Santa apparently.
I do so much tech support for my 86y/o mom because she's constantly getting fake threats (that occasionally even I have to vet). Luckily she's savvy enough to just close her laptop and walk away when it happens, but I can not imagine navigating modern life without some level of tech savvy anymore.
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I do so much tech support for my 86y/o mom because she's constantly getting fake threats (that occasionally even I have to vet). Luckily she's savvy enough to just close her laptop and walk away when it happens, but I can not imagine navigating modern life without some level of tech savvy anymore.
Just a matter of time before Onson Sweemey and Bobson Dugnutt hit the road, too.
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Just a matter of time before Onson Sweemey and Bobson Dugnutt hit the road, too.
Rankin-Bass Christmas special? More like Spankin’-Ass Christmas special amirite.
December 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Rankin-Bass Christmas special? More like Spankin’-Ass Christmas special amirite.
Does CBS understand that literally no one wants to watch the Broncos and the Packers today? They want to watch an elderly man's skeleton fly out on national TV.
December 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Does CBS understand that literally no one wants to watch the Broncos and the Packers today? They want to watch an elderly man's skeleton fly out on national TV.
Silly me getting excited when they were up by 14 to a 4-6 team with three minutes to play
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Silly me getting excited when they were up by 14 to a 4-6 team with three minutes to play
So all the Bucs have to do to win the NFC South is make sure the rest of their opponents commit 238 penalties each game.
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
So all the Bucs have to do to win the NFC South is make sure the rest of their opponents commit 238 penalties each game.
Feel like I should take an Ambien before I watch this so I completely forget I ever saw it while it spends the next few years in development hell.
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Feel like I should take an Ambien before I watch this so I completely forget I ever saw it while it spends the next few years in development hell.
Couldn't tell whether this post was 34 minutes or 34 seconds ago.
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Couldn't tell whether this post was 34 minutes or 34 seconds ago.
Look all I'm saying is why CAN'T there be an SFI rated driving suit with short legs and sleeves for those of us that do most of our track work in Florida? Like a motorsports romper.
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Look all I'm saying is why CAN'T there be an SFI rated driving suit with short legs and sleeves for those of us that do most of our track work in Florida? Like a motorsports romper.
The '90s trend of soundtrack albums that teamed up disparate artists made for some epic tracks. Between this, Judgment Night, Blade II, Spawn... nothing but bangers.
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The '90s trend of soundtrack albums that teamed up disparate artists made for some epic tracks. Between this, Judgment Night, Blade II, Spawn... nothing but bangers.
Strange Days is missing but that's an enviable S-T section.
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Strange Days is missing but that's an enviable S-T section.