JG Pasterjak
@jpasterjak.bsky.social
Grassroots Motorsports magazine Tech Editor (personal account). Writer, racer, comic, bird pop.
Remember the #reasonfortheseason. Baron Samedi gave us All Hallows Eve, not All Hallows Steve.
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Remember the #reasonfortheseason. Baron Samedi gave us All Hallows Eve, not All Hallows Steve.
[chopper lands on Violent J's remote farm, where he's chopping wood]
"J, we need you for one more mission."
"Told the brass when I left, sir. I don't fuk wif dat no more."
"The hepatitis monkeys J. we lost one."
[dramatic pause]
"Woop woop, sir."
"Woop woop, soldier."
www.wapt.com/article/monk...
"J, we need you for one more mission."
"Told the brass when I left, sir. I don't fuk wif dat no more."
"The hepatitis monkeys J. we lost one."
[dramatic pause]
"Woop woop, sir."
"Woop woop, soldier."
www.wapt.com/article/monk...
Aggressive monkeys that escaped from overturned truck in Jasper County killed, officials confirm
A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg.
www.wapt.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
[chopper lands on Violent J's remote farm, where he's chopping wood]
"J, we need you for one more mission."
"Told the brass when I left, sir. I don't fuk wif dat no more."
"The hepatitis monkeys J. we lost one."
[dramatic pause]
"Woop woop, sir."
"Woop woop, soldier."
www.wapt.com/article/monk...
"J, we need you for one more mission."
"Told the brass when I left, sir. I don't fuk wif dat no more."
"The hepatitis monkeys J. we lost one."
[dramatic pause]
"Woop woop, sir."
"Woop woop, soldier."
www.wapt.com/article/monk...
The president thinks he wants to start a diarrhea war, but he has no idea of the immense tactical and strategic capability of me and a couple thousand of my IBS comrades after one trip to Arby’s. Good luck, buddy.
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October 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The president thinks he wants to start a diarrhea war, but he has no idea of the immense tactical and strategic capability of me and a couple thousand of my IBS comrades after one trip to Arby’s. Good luck, buddy.
A fancy customized pickup just drove by me with a big logo on the side that said “MEGABASS” but the logo was just text and I really think they need to throw a picture of a speaker or a fish in there to avoid confusion.
September 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A fancy customized pickup just drove by me with a big logo on the side that said “MEGABASS” but the logo was just text and I really think they need to throw a picture of a speaker or a fish in there to avoid confusion.
It's great time to be alive if you're a mediocre white guy who posts like they're Russel Crowe in Gladiator.
September 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It's great time to be alive if you're a mediocre white guy who posts like they're Russel Crowe in Gladiator.
Spoiler: T. Ocellus’ full name is Terry Ocellus
(I have a friend who works at FX)
(I have a friend who works at FX)
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Spoiler: T. Ocellus’ full name is Terry Ocellus
(I have a friend who works at FX)
(I have a friend who works at FX)
Did that thing again where I'm pulling on a sock and my hand slips off and I punch myself in the balls. 0/10 no recommend.
September 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Did that thing again where I'm pulling on a sock and my hand slips off and I punch myself in the balls. 0/10 no recommend.
Jags up 10-3 on Carolina and game is delayed due to lightning in the area. If the lightning delay lasts until January 5th, they're in the playoffs.
September 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Jags up 10-3 on Carolina and game is delayed due to lightning in the area. If the lightning delay lasts until January 5th, they're in the playoffs.
Sometimes, motorsports gets it.
SCCA Solo Nats competitor is protested on Day 1 in a ladies class for being trans. Protest committee rules aggrieved party should get fucked into the sun. Day 2 the rest of class shows support for the protested party on way to her first run. She would go on to win.
SCCA Solo Nats competitor is protested on Day 1 in a ladies class for being trans. Protest committee rules aggrieved party should get fucked into the sun. Day 2 the rest of class shows support for the protested party on way to her first run. She would go on to win.
![A protest form from the Sports Car Club of America national autocross championships, alleging that a trans woman is not eligible to compete in ladies classes for [reasons]. Ruling of protest committee is that the protest has no basis and protesting party is an asshole.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vgjmwvzjdopkybb2ylfkgzge/bafkreihgqslkpkyxar2votxulxz34vlbrhusk3az4pu74rf5w54npugvba@jpeg)
September 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Sometimes, motorsports gets it.
SCCA Solo Nats competitor is protested on Day 1 in a ladies class for being trans. Protest committee rules aggrieved party should get fucked into the sun. Day 2 the rest of class shows support for the protested party on way to her first run. She would go on to win.
SCCA Solo Nats competitor is protested on Day 1 in a ladies class for being trans. Protest committee rules aggrieved party should get fucked into the sun. Day 2 the rest of class shows support for the protested party on way to her first run. She would go on to win.
“…a picture of the alien, from the movie… Alien.”
Oh shit thanks senator I thought it was the alien from Godfather II.
Oh shit thanks senator I thought it was the alien from Godfather II.
September 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“…a picture of the alien, from the movie… Alien.”
Oh shit thanks senator I thought it was the alien from Godfather II.
Oh shit thanks senator I thought it was the alien from Godfather II.
You probably didn’t realize this, but circus peanuts are actually a super food. They’re made from tofu and spider sugar (doesn’t hurt the spiders.)
September 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
You probably didn’t realize this, but circus peanuts are actually a super food. They’re made from tofu and spider sugar (doesn’t hurt the spiders.)
SCCA Solo Nats Camaro adventure in the books. Shockingly benign when pushed. I coned away a trophy, but that allowed the owner to grab the final trophy spot-HIS FIRST EVER!
September 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
SCCA Solo Nats Camaro adventure in the books. Shockingly benign when pushed. I coned away a trophy, but that allowed the owner to grab the final trophy spot-HIS FIRST EVER!
Driving this thing at SCCA Solo Nationals and honestly couldn’t be more excited. Took a few shakedown runs today in soaking wet conditions and it’s already created a world-class memory.
September 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Driving this thing at SCCA Solo Nationals and honestly couldn’t be more excited. Took a few shakedown runs today in soaking wet conditions and it’s already created a world-class memory.
My “I was assisting a victim of domestic violence who flagged me down then was walloped by a dump truck” shirt seems to be raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
August 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My “I was assisting a victim of domestic violence who flagged me down then was walloped by a dump truck” shirt seems to be raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
When you think you want to preen, but you realize your favorite band @health.band is tearing shit up. #cockatoo #goffin
August 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
When you think you want to preen, but you realize your favorite band @health.band is tearing shit up. #cockatoo #goffin
A cool thing about last night online is there’s going to be more of them.
August 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
A cool thing about last night online is there’s going to be more of them.
Wow these gummies are really hitting.
(*fiber gummies)
(*fiber gummies)
August 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Wow these gummies are really hitting.
(*fiber gummies)
(*fiber gummies)
Not sure whether I like sushi because it's good or because it's a highly effective delivery method for soy sauce.
August 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Not sure whether I like sushi because it's good or because it's a highly effective delivery method for soy sauce.
1/? Some #muscovy #duck drama 4 your Thurs. We have 12 muscovies. Occasionally the girls nest in my workshop, and we take most of the eggs and eat them (because delish). Tonight as I was working on a project, I hear peeping. A single duckling, from a egg I guess we missed, on a high shelf with mom.
July 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
To preemptively answer the PR guy email of the future: if you didn’t want us to track test your truck, why did you give it a track mode?
July 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
To preemptively answer the PR guy email of the future: if you didn’t want us to track test your truck, why did you give it a track mode?
Really enjoying this game between the Indiana Pacers and the Washington Generals.
May 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Really enjoying this game between the Indiana Pacers and the Washington Generals.
A great way to honor the memory and legacy of Anthony Michael Hall would be to adopt the phrase “long lean bone job” fully into the vernacular.
I know he’s not dead but it still seems respectful.
I know he’s not dead but it still seems respectful.
April 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
A great way to honor the memory and legacy of Anthony Michael Hall would be to adopt the phrase “long lean bone job” fully into the vernacular.
I know he’s not dead but it still seems respectful.
I know he’s not dead but it still seems respectful.
The moment Max discovered she likes HEALTH #cockatoo #parrotsky
April 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The moment Max discovered she likes HEALTH #cockatoo #parrotsky
Someone got mildly sedated today for blood tests and medical exams and she’s really riding the back end of this buzz.
April 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Someone got mildly sedated today for blood tests and medical exams and she’s really riding the back end of this buzz.
The existence of Vin Diesel implies the existence of Vin Gasoline, Vin Ethanol and possibly even Vin Propane.
April 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The existence of Vin Diesel implies the existence of Vin Gasoline, Vin Ethanol and possibly even Vin Propane.