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Lizz
@joyriders.bsky.social
· Jan 8
selfies are for girls only.
in theory i don't care about aging/getting older, but man...having a normal (relative) brain trapped inside of a decaying husk is such a downer.
February 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
in theory i don't care about aging/getting older, but man...having a normal (relative) brain trapped inside of a decaying husk is such a downer.
sorry 2 ppl with low self esteem but i fucking love looking at myself 😌
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 AM
sorry 2 ppl with low self esteem but i fucking love looking at myself 😌
my main takeaway from this work trip to detroit is that everyone has a xanax prescription except me.
January 23, 2026 at 4:59 PM
my main takeaway from this work trip to detroit is that everyone has a xanax prescription except me.
before the tree comes down tomorrow i realized i forgot to post a pic of it here. so better late than never… ladies and gentlemen… her.
January 11, 2026 at 3:50 AM
before the tree comes down tomorrow i realized i forgot to post a pic of it here. so better late than never… ladies and gentlemen… her.
just thinking about that time 3 years ago when i lost my mind at the worst possible moment and got BANGS less than a week before a 2 week family vacation in FLORIDA, a literal humid hellhole, and as a result look like an absolute dumpster fire in every single photo from that trip.
January 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
just thinking about that time 3 years ago when i lost my mind at the worst possible moment and got BANGS less than a week before a 2 week family vacation in FLORIDA, a literal humid hellhole, and as a result look like an absolute dumpster fire in every single photo from that trip.
my buddy wrote/directed a movie called NIGHT PATROL and it’s a supernatural anti-cop horror film with a nice dose of VERY clever dark comedy and i’m not a horror movie girlie but i saw an advance screening last night and it’s so FUN and y’all should see it too!! it officially premiers next week!!
January 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
my buddy wrote/directed a movie called NIGHT PATROL and it’s a supernatural anti-cop horror film with a nice dose of VERY clever dark comedy and i’m not a horror movie girlie but i saw an advance screening last night and it’s so FUN and y’all should see it too!! it officially premiers next week!!
my new year’s day was spent watching all the lotr extended versions while eating like a hobbit. aka having meals planned for breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, supper and dinner. and it was perfect.
January 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM
my new year’s day was spent watching all the lotr extended versions while eating like a hobbit. aka having meals planned for breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, supper and dinner. and it was perfect.
capital one really decided to FAFO by changing their CC branding on debit cards from mastercard to discover. the fuck am i gonna do with a discover card as my default payment? and this is how you lose a 20 year customer. just switched all my banking elsewhere.
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
capital one really decided to FAFO by changing their CC branding on debit cards from mastercard to discover. the fuck am i gonna do with a discover card as my default payment? and this is how you lose a 20 year customer. just switched all my banking elsewhere.
now that labubus are over, i really gotta know why fake ones weren’t called “labobos”. missed opportunity tbh.
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
now that labubus are over, i really gotta know why fake ones weren’t called “labobos”. missed opportunity tbh.
the world is on fire but so many good shows in 2026... last dinner party, lily allen, amyl and the sniffers, rilo kiley, waxahatchee/mj lenderman, (+ i'm also being taken to see billy strings as a +1) excited to be broke and dissociating! just hoping for the cure to announce US dates next ✨🕊️🙏
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
the world is on fire but so many good shows in 2026... last dinner party, lily allen, amyl and the sniffers, rilo kiley, waxahatchee/mj lenderman, (+ i'm also being taken to see billy strings as a +1) excited to be broke and dissociating! just hoping for the cure to announce US dates next ✨🕊️🙏
at what point do you let a kid know that santa claus isn't real? on one hand i feel good that i have been able to foster a sense of magic and wonder for so long but on the other, my dude is gonna be a teenager in a couple months 😅
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
at what point do you let a kid know that santa claus isn't real? on one hand i feel good that i have been able to foster a sense of magic and wonder for so long but on the other, my dude is gonna be a teenager in a couple months 😅
nothing says, 'holiday season is here!' like me making my young children take their annual vow to care for my very treasured, curated and expensive collection of holiday decor once i am dead.
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
nothing says, 'holiday season is here!' like me making my young children take their annual vow to care for my very treasured, curated and expensive collection of holiday decor once i am dead.
HUGE IF TRUE: today is actually tuesday and not wednesday like i thought it was for the past 4 hours.
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
HUGE IF TRUE: today is actually tuesday and not wednesday like i thought it was for the past 4 hours.
i just described the hyrax as the “capybara’s wario” and honestly i am a genius.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i just described the hyrax as the “capybara’s wario” and honestly i am a genius.
Reposted by Lizz
Jarvis Cocker croons, coos and dances his way through this career-spanning Tiny Desk with Pulp. n.pr/4pbIgkn
Pulp: Tiny Desk Concert
Jarvis Cocker croons, coos and dances his way through this career-spanning Tiny Desk with Pulp.
n.pr
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Jarvis Cocker croons, coos and dances his way through this career-spanning Tiny Desk with Pulp. n.pr/4pbIgkn
moratorium on "i don't know who needs to hear this..."
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
moratorium on "i don't know who needs to hear this..."
back on my cross-stitch bullshit. i hate gridding. also this piece is huge and the subject is not something i personally enjoy.. but it’s a gift so let’s goooo and pray 4 me i finish before xmas. 🙏🕊️✨
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
back on my cross-stitch bullshit. i hate gridding. also this piece is huge and the subject is not something i personally enjoy.. but it’s a gift so let’s goooo and pray 4 me i finish before xmas. 🙏🕊️✨
rare aesthetic: Lizz in pants. car fit check while waiting (parked! in park!) for kristen while she was at her office doing something quick. autumnal snoopy socks # 1!
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
rare aesthetic: Lizz in pants. car fit check while waiting (parked! in park!) for kristen while she was at her office doing something quick. autumnal snoopy socks # 1!
going to try and wrangle my ADHD for like..the 4th or 5th time in my adult life (still traumatized when i tried the first time in college and was treated like i was faking/med seeking and have been afraid to advocate for myself in finding correct meds/dosage in subsequent attempts. maybe this time?)
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
going to try and wrangle my ADHD for like..the 4th or 5th time in my adult life (still traumatized when i tried the first time in college and was treated like i was faking/med seeking and have been afraid to advocate for myself in finding correct meds/dosage in subsequent attempts. maybe this time?)
it makes me irrationally angry when food is referred to as "grub".
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
it makes me irrationally angry when food is referred to as "grub".
my log has something to tell you
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
my log has something to tell you
my work week is done in exactly 27 minutes and i just had the thought of 'that's too far from now maybe i should just quit'.
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
my work week is done in exactly 27 minutes and i just had the thought of 'that's too far from now maybe i should just quit'.
everyone going on about “soup season” finally being here? y’all are FAKE FANS. every season is soup season when you’re not a COWARD.
October 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
everyone going on about “soup season” finally being here? y’all are FAKE FANS. every season is soup season when you’re not a COWARD.
if dolly parton dies before him i might actually lose my g-d mind.
October 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
if dolly parton dies before him i might actually lose my g-d mind.