Martin
@joyouscoding.com
Pointy-end, fresh-ish half-full stackoverflow generic developer. Homo Clavicus.
Sinon jeux de rôles, abattre le capitalisme, Terry Pratchett, vélo et autres hobbies
Dad x2, #Brussels forever
#FR #EN
He/Him/Lui/Il
(work) blog: www.joyouscoding.com
Sinon jeux de rôles, abattre le capitalisme, Terry Pratchett, vélo et autres hobbies
Dad x2, #Brussels forever
#FR #EN
He/Him/Lui/Il
(work) blog: www.joyouscoding.com
Je suis prof et je n'arrive pas à encoder les cotes de mes étudiants dans le soft de l'école.
Je suis prof - d'informatique.
Je suis prof - d'informatique.
December 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Je suis prof et je n'arrive pas à encoder les cotes de mes étudiants dans le soft de l'école.
Je suis prof - d'informatique.
Je suis prof - d'informatique.
This is the time of the year where I realize that my greatest contribution to The Internet is still a Slack bot that help you insult your colleagues, courtesy of @effinbirds.com.
More than 3000 usages this year.
There maybe some issues with the images, checking.
Don't get fired.
www.effinbot.com
More than 3000 usages this year.
There maybe some issues with the images, checking.
Don't get fired.
www.effinbot.com
Effinbot
www.effinbot.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:54 AM
This is the time of the year where I realize that my greatest contribution to The Internet is still a Slack bot that help you insult your colleagues, courtesy of @effinbirds.com.
More than 3000 usages this year.
There maybe some issues with the images, checking.
Don't get fired.
www.effinbot.com
More than 3000 usages this year.
There maybe some issues with the images, checking.
Don't get fired.
www.effinbot.com
La vie est plus chouette avec les cookies de Yotam Ottolenghi. #merciyotam
December 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
La vie est plus chouette avec les cookies de Yotam Ottolenghi. #merciyotam
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Rien ne se perd, rien ne crée, tout me fatigue.
November 26, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Rien ne se perd, rien ne crée, tout me fatigue.
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Évidement on repense toutes et tous à ce post absolument génial.
December 17, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Évidement on repense toutes et tous à ce post absolument génial.
Donc je suppose:
- Congés parentaux étendu et rémunérés
- Revenu universel protégeant chacun.e contre les chocs de la vie
- Extension des options d'acceuil de la petite enfances à des conditions accessibles
- Transition écologique pour faire baisser la pollution
- Investissement dans l'éducation
- Congés parentaux étendu et rémunérés
- Revenu universel protégeant chacun.e contre les chocs de la vie
- Extension des options d'acceuil de la petite enfances à des conditions accessibles
- Transition écologique pour faire baisser la pollution
- Investissement dans l'éducation
Un plan national contre l’infertilité lancé «dans les prochaines semaines», annonce la ministre de la Santé
Un plan national contre l’infertilité lancé «dans les prochaines semaines», annonce la ministre de la Santé
Les Français à partir de 29 ans recevront des messages d’informations personnalisés concernant leur santé reproductive, a déclaré Stéphanie Rist à l’Assemblée nationale ce lundi 15 septembre.
www.liberation.fr
December 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Donc je suppose:
- Congés parentaux étendu et rémunérés
- Revenu universel protégeant chacun.e contre les chocs de la vie
- Extension des options d'acceuil de la petite enfances à des conditions accessibles
- Transition écologique pour faire baisser la pollution
- Investissement dans l'éducation
- Congés parentaux étendu et rémunérés
- Revenu universel protégeant chacun.e contre les chocs de la vie
- Extension des options d'acceuil de la petite enfances à des conditions accessibles
- Transition écologique pour faire baisser la pollution
- Investissement dans l'éducation
Rappel: être pauvre tue. Littéralement.
Nouvelles données @insee.fr sur l’espérance de vie : glaçantes!
❌Les plus pauvres d’entre nous voient leur espérance de vie reculer depuis 8 ans
❌ l’écart d’espérance de vie entre les plus modestes et les plus aisés est de 13 ans pour les hommes, 9 ans pour les femmes
❌Les plus pauvres d’entre nous voient leur espérance de vie reculer depuis 8 ans
❌ l’écart d’espérance de vie entre les plus modestes et les plus aisés est de 13 ans pour les hommes, 9 ans pour les femmes
#Démographie | En l’espace de 8 ans, l’espérance de vie des personnes dont le niveau de vie est compris entre 800 et 1 300 euros diminue.
👉 www.insee.fr/fr/statistiq...
👉 www.insee.fr/fr/statistiq...
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Rappel: être pauvre tue. Littéralement.
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Vous n’avez pas fini vos cadeaux de Noël ?
Voici des idées de cadeaux fabriqués en Ukraine, pour toutes les bourses, les frais d’envoi sont de quelques euros !
Et comme toujours avec les Ukrainiens, l’humour (noir) n’est jamais bien loin - cf ces chaussettes (faut zoomer) …
Reçues en 5 jours.
Voici des idées de cadeaux fabriqués en Ukraine, pour toutes les bourses, les frais d’envoi sont de quelques euros !
Et comme toujours avec les Ukrainiens, l’humour (noir) n’est jamais bien loin - cf ces chaussettes (faut zoomer) …
Reçues en 5 jours.
December 13, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Vous n’avez pas fini vos cadeaux de Noël ?
Voici des idées de cadeaux fabriqués en Ukraine, pour toutes les bourses, les frais d’envoi sont de quelques euros !
Et comme toujours avec les Ukrainiens, l’humour (noir) n’est jamais bien loin - cf ces chaussettes (faut zoomer) …
Reçues en 5 jours.
Voici des idées de cadeaux fabriqués en Ukraine, pour toutes les bourses, les frais d’envoi sont de quelques euros !
Et comme toujours avec les Ukrainiens, l’humour (noir) n’est jamais bien loin - cf ces chaussettes (faut zoomer) …
Reçues en 5 jours.
Commander chez @atsemtex.bsky.social c'est aussi recevoir ce genre de message:
"Paiement réussi, merci pour votre commande ! Je vais la préparer de ce pas et aller dépenser votre argent. Parlez-en à vos amis".
J'ai beaucoup ri (et je suis impatient d'avoir mes stickers).
"Paiement réussi, merci pour votre commande ! Je vais la préparer de ce pas et aller dépenser votre argent. Parlez-en à vos amis".
J'ai beaucoup ri (et je suis impatient d'avoir mes stickers).
December 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Commander chez @atsemtex.bsky.social c'est aussi recevoir ce genre de message:
"Paiement réussi, merci pour votre commande ! Je vais la préparer de ce pas et aller dépenser votre argent. Parlez-en à vos amis".
J'ai beaucoup ri (et je suis impatient d'avoir mes stickers).
"Paiement réussi, merci pour votre commande ! Je vais la préparer de ce pas et aller dépenser votre argent. Parlez-en à vos amis".
J'ai beaucoup ri (et je suis impatient d'avoir mes stickers).
I have a lot of those. I worked with several Susans. I'm sure everyone has, but love the examples.
Every org has a couple of old heads in nondescript positions that functions as the organisation's memory. "Susan will know". Until Susan retires or is replaced with a generative AI...
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I have a lot of those. I worked with several Susans. I'm sure everyone has, but love the examples.
Let's put that clearly - we are putting the luxury (not well being, not 'lives', /abject luxury/) of 80 000 people as more important that the well being of 4 billion people.
Does everyone understand how bat-shit-crazy this is as a society?
Does everyone understand how bat-shit-crazy this is as a society?
Just 0.001% hold three times the wealth of poorest half of humanity, report finds
Just 0.001% hold three times the wealth of poorest half of humanity, report finds
Data from World Inequality Report also showed top 10% of income-earners earn more than the other 90%
Fewer than 60,000 people – 0.001% of the world’s population – control three times as much wealth as the entire bottom half of humanity, according to a report that argues global inequality has reached such extremes that urgent action has become essential.
The authoritative World Inequality Report 2026, based on data compiled by 200 researchers, also found that the top 10% of income-earners earn more than the other 90% combined, while the poorest half captures less than 10% of total global earnings. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Let's put that clearly - we are putting the luxury (not well being, not 'lives', /abject luxury/) of 80 000 people as more important that the well being of 4 billion people.
Does everyone understand how bat-shit-crazy this is as a society?
Does everyone understand how bat-shit-crazy this is as a society?
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
- Boss, just discovered a vulnerability, need a name for it
- Ok, let's think of something - this is a worm, right? What about "Shai Hulud"
Not sure that will reassure people to represent a vulnerability with the biggest imaginary worm ever.
securitylabs.datadoghq.com/articles/sha...
- Ok, let's think of something - this is a worm, right? What about "Shai Hulud"
Not sure that will reassure people to represent a vulnerability with the biggest imaginary worm ever.
securitylabs.datadoghq.com/articles/sha...
a group of people running in the desert with a large eye coming out of it
Alt: a group of people running in the desert with a gigantic worm coming out of it
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
- Boss, just discovered a vulnerability, need a name for it
- Ok, let's think of something - this is a worm, right? What about "Shai Hulud"
Not sure that will reassure people to represent a vulnerability with the biggest imaginary worm ever.
securitylabs.datadoghq.com/articles/sha...
- Ok, let's think of something - this is a worm, right? What about "Shai Hulud"
Not sure that will reassure people to represent a vulnerability with the biggest imaginary worm ever.
securitylabs.datadoghq.com/articles/sha...
I'm reading to many IT/dev job offers for my own sanity.
Today's gem: "We’re not trying to grow at all costs.
We’re scaling deliberately: ~100 teammates over 60 months (currently at 25 in 30 months)."
That's x4 in 2.5 years. That's "bat-shit-crazy grow".
#itrecruitinghell
Today's gem: "We’re not trying to grow at all costs.
We’re scaling deliberately: ~100 teammates over 60 months (currently at 25 in 30 months)."
That's x4 in 2.5 years. That's "bat-shit-crazy grow".
#itrecruitinghell
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I'm reading to many IT/dev job offers for my own sanity.
Today's gem: "We’re not trying to grow at all costs.
We’re scaling deliberately: ~100 teammates over 60 months (currently at 25 in 30 months)."
That's x4 in 2.5 years. That's "bat-shit-crazy grow".
#itrecruitinghell
Today's gem: "We’re not trying to grow at all costs.
We’re scaling deliberately: ~100 teammates over 60 months (currently at 25 in 30 months)."
That's x4 in 2.5 years. That's "bat-shit-crazy grow".
#itrecruitinghell
Quand je tape "sta" dans la barre de mon navigateur c'est stardewvalleywiki.com qui arrive en premier, plus stackoverflow.com
Je joue plus à Stardew... mais force m'est de constater que je vais aussi beaucoup moins sur Stack Overflow.
Fin d'une époque.
#dev #gaming
Je joue plus à Stardew... mais force m'est de constater que je vais aussi beaucoup moins sur Stack Overflow.
Fin d'une époque.
#dev #gaming
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Quand je tape "sta" dans la barre de mon navigateur c'est stardewvalleywiki.com qui arrive en premier, plus stackoverflow.com
Je joue plus à Stardew... mais force m'est de constater que je vais aussi beaucoup moins sur Stack Overflow.
Fin d'une époque.
#dev #gaming
Je joue plus à Stardew... mais force m'est de constater que je vais aussi beaucoup moins sur Stack Overflow.
Fin d'une époque.
#dev #gaming
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Claude & ChatGPT are "it/it", not "he/him" nor "they/them"
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Claude & ChatGPT are "it/it", not "he/him" nor "they/them"
Dites @lefigaro.fr c'est super sympa de parler de la chambre d'enfant de Pierre Edouard Stérin et de ses idées de "cadeaux" - www.lefigaro.fr/decideurs/ma... - à l'aise de faire de la pub gratuite pour lemécène de l'extrême droite et des mouvements catholiques conservateurs en france
« J’étais à deux doigts d’offrir à Bruxelles sa tour Eiffel : une fusée de Tintin de 325 mètres de haut avec bureaux et hôtel »
UNE HEURE DANS LE BUREAU - Chaque week-end, un dirigeant ouvre sa porte au Figaro. C’est au tour de l’entrepreneur Pierre-Édouard Stérin.
www.lefigaro.fr
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Dites @lefigaro.fr c'est super sympa de parler de la chambre d'enfant de Pierre Edouard Stérin et de ses idées de "cadeaux" - www.lefigaro.fr/decideurs/ma... - à l'aise de faire de la pub gratuite pour lemécène de l'extrême droite et des mouvements catholiques conservateurs en france
Was reading review about a coffee place I'll meet a colleague at: "Stopping by <place> is always the highlight of my day".
As a software developer, such feedback feels so... inaccessible.
No one ever said "Creating tickets in Jira is always the highlight of my day"
As a software developer, such feedback feels so... inaccessible.
No one ever said "Creating tickets in Jira is always the highlight of my day"
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Was reading review about a coffee place I'll meet a colleague at: "Stopping by <place> is always the highlight of my day".
As a software developer, such feedback feels so... inaccessible.
No one ever said "Creating tickets in Jira is always the highlight of my day"
As a software developer, such feedback feels so... inaccessible.
No one ever said "Creating tickets in Jira is always the highlight of my day"
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practical-accessibility.today
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
📣 Hear hear! The biggest savings on the Practical Accessibility course start *today*—for a limited time only.
Starting today, you can get the course for 30% off — that's $279 instead of $399. The discounted price excludes sales tax that may be applied depending on where you are buying from.
Starting today, you can get the course for 30% off — that's $279 instead of $399. The discounted price excludes sales tax that may be applied depending on where you are buying from.
Started programming when I was 10 years old.
Told myself to never make it a job.
Studied economics.
Didn't want to work in a bank or similar.
Got an offer to teach some students, loved it.
Got hired as a programming teacher.
Got curious about the real job was.
Been in IT since 25 years.
"Doh"
Told myself to never make it a job.
Studied economics.
Didn't want to work in a bank or similar.
Got an offer to teach some students, loved it.
Got hired as a programming teacher.
Got curious about the real job was.
Been in IT since 25 years.
"Doh"
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Started programming when I was 10 years old.
Told myself to never make it a job.
Studied economics.
Didn't want to work in a bank or similar.
Got an offer to teach some students, loved it.
Got hired as a programming teacher.
Got curious about the real job was.
Been in IT since 25 years.
"Doh"
Told myself to never make it a job.
Studied economics.
Didn't want to work in a bank or similar.
Got an offer to teach some students, loved it.
Got hired as a programming teacher.
Got curious about the real job was.
Been in IT since 25 years.
"Doh"
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I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
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*Fondu au noir, puis portrait de Rufus sur fond noir*
*Texte :* Rufus est devenu agent de police comme son père.
Il a ensuite rejoint les Compagnies Républicaines de Sécurité.
Après les évènements de Sainte Soline, il a reçu une médaille.
*Texte :* Rufus est devenu agent de police comme son père.
Il a ensuite rejoint les Compagnies Républicaines de Sécurité.
Après les évènements de Sainte Soline, il a reçu une médaille.
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
*Fondu au noir, puis portrait de Rufus sur fond noir*
*Texte :* Rufus est devenu agent de police comme son père.
Il a ensuite rejoint les Compagnies Républicaines de Sécurité.
Après les évènements de Sainte Soline, il a reçu une médaille.
*Texte :* Rufus est devenu agent de police comme son père.
Il a ensuite rejoint les Compagnies Républicaines de Sécurité.
Après les évènements de Sainte Soline, il a reçu une médaille.
