That’s all I’ve got… and have ever got. Back to lurking and being funny irl.

Lots of people talk about Schroeder playing piano but no one talks about Pig Pen playing upright bass.

I don't know what to do with the joke Warren Click-Beatty.

In the event of my untimely demise, I want someone to go into my phone and delete all my temp ADR recordings from the voice memo app.

I made Evan slightly furious by saying Cher's version of Fernando was better than For Whom The Bell Tolls.

If someone used Belle's magic mirror to see what l was doing, 9 times out of 10 it would show me standing in my kitchen eating corn out of can.

So I never spent much time on twitter / x because I’m bad at word jokes. But I had maybe 5 good tweets over 15 years and I’ll just put them here and be done with it.