Josh
@joshthehermit.bsky.social
Trash Streamer Extraordinaire. Purveyor Of Mediocrity.
Twitch.tv/JoshTheHermit
Waste your money: Ko-fi.com/joshthehermit
Twitch.tv/JoshTheHermit
Waste your money: Ko-fi.com/joshthehermit
Modding Skyrim when you're as technologically inept as me fuckin' sucks, man.
Even using MO2 my brains turning to soup... I'm a humble moron, have mercy on me
Even using MO2 my brains turning to soup... I'm a humble moron, have mercy on me
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Modding Skyrim when you're as technologically inept as me fuckin' sucks, man.
Even using MO2 my brains turning to soup... I'm a humble moron, have mercy on me
Even using MO2 my brains turning to soup... I'm a humble moron, have mercy on me
People on twitter kicking off that Anders Breivik has a playstation in his cell, what they forget to mention is he's only been given Wolfenstein to play
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
People on twitter kicking off that Anders Breivik has a playstation in his cell, what they forget to mention is he's only been given Wolfenstein to play
Of course Zohran won, one of his first ads was going on about cheaper kebabs.
As anyone in the UK will tell you, a kebab house on a night out is like heaven, where Saint Peter himself greets ya with an "aight bossman" and there you realise- everything's gonna be alright
As anyone in the UK will tell you, a kebab house on a night out is like heaven, where Saint Peter himself greets ya with an "aight bossman" and there you realise- everything's gonna be alright
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Of course Zohran won, one of his first ads was going on about cheaper kebabs.
As anyone in the UK will tell you, a kebab house on a night out is like heaven, where Saint Peter himself greets ya with an "aight bossman" and there you realise- everything's gonna be alright
As anyone in the UK will tell you, a kebab house on a night out is like heaven, where Saint Peter himself greets ya with an "aight bossman" and there you realise- everything's gonna be alright
EA has been purchased by saudi arabian investors
People are gonna have to make a mod for gay relationships in the next Sims game aren't they?
People are gonna have to make a mod for gay relationships in the next Sims game aren't they?
September 30, 2025 at 9:01 AM
EA has been purchased by saudi arabian investors
People are gonna have to make a mod for gay relationships in the next Sims game aren't they?
People are gonna have to make a mod for gay relationships in the next Sims game aren't they?
I was pissing around on Skate. Made a halfpipe on the crane and a few minutes later, folks teleported to me- started skating my lil ramp.
I disappeared for a lil bit and they made it bigger.
Bless you, sky randos <3
I disappeared for a lil bit and they made it bigger.
Bless you, sky randos <3
September 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I was pissing around on Skate. Made a halfpipe on the crane and a few minutes later, folks teleported to me- started skating my lil ramp.
I disappeared for a lil bit and they made it bigger.
Bless you, sky randos <3
I disappeared for a lil bit and they made it bigger.
Bless you, sky randos <3
If you've spoken to me for any length a time ya probably know I love Let It Die (despite my lack of skill)
Its as whimsical as it is hyper-violent. It is my baby
BUT SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN GAME. YOU JUST KNOW ITS GONNA KICK ASS
Its as whimsical as it is hyper-violent. It is my baby
BUT SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN GAME. YOU JUST KNOW ITS GONNA KICK ASS
🔥 UPDATE 🔥
Over 9 MILLION of you maniacs have downloaded LET IT DIE! 💀 Huge thanks, Senpai! 🙏
Next up: LET IT DIE: INFERNO launches 12/3!
🎮 Crossplay on PS5 + Steam
⚔️ Dive into insane PvPvE chaos!
Starting today, this is your hub for all things #LETITDIE! 👊
Over 9 MILLION of you maniacs have downloaded LET IT DIE! 💀 Huge thanks, Senpai! 🙏
Next up: LET IT DIE: INFERNO launches 12/3!
🎮 Crossplay on PS5 + Steam
⚔️ Dive into insane PvPvE chaos!
Starting today, this is your hub for all things #LETITDIE! 👊
September 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If you've spoken to me for any length a time ya probably know I love Let It Die (despite my lack of skill)
Its as whimsical as it is hyper-violent. It is my baby
BUT SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN GAME. YOU JUST KNOW ITS GONNA KICK ASS
Its as whimsical as it is hyper-violent. It is my baby
BUT SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN GAME. YOU JUST KNOW ITS GONNA KICK ASS
Still cant believe someone shot Chuck E Cheese
September 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Still cant believe someone shot Chuck E Cheese
I dunno what the fuck is with all the army/navy adverts at the minute, but why do they all look and sound like Neil Breen directed them
August 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I dunno what the fuck is with all the army/navy adverts at the minute, but why do they all look and sound like Neil Breen directed them
So, The Online Safety Act ("the gooning license") not only blocks porn sites but it blocks all things deemed unsuitable without age verification- this can be news-related content too.
This makes information harder to access, ironically, because some wankers in parliament pretend to care about kids
This makes information harder to access, ironically, because some wankers in parliament pretend to care about kids
July 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So, The Online Safety Act ("the gooning license") not only blocks porn sites but it blocks all things deemed unsuitable without age verification- this can be news-related content too.
This makes information harder to access, ironically, because some wankers in parliament pretend to care about kids
This makes information harder to access, ironically, because some wankers in parliament pretend to care about kids
QUADRUPLE HIS DIGITS, FUCKERS
WE'RE LESS THAN 50 FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM HITTING QUADRUPLE DIGITS
WHERE DID YALL COME FROM???
WHERE DID YALL COME FROM???
July 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
QUADRUPLE HIS DIGITS, FUCKERS
Holy fuck they're making a Wolfenstein show. If it doesn't open like The New Order's launch trailer with "Haus In Neu-Berlin" that is a missed opportunity
Plus it's made by the Fallout folks and I only ever heard good things- so my hopes are high, and c'mon, who doesn't wanna see dead nazis
Plus it's made by the Fallout folks and I only ever heard good things- so my hopes are high, and c'mon, who doesn't wanna see dead nazis
July 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Holy fuck they're making a Wolfenstein show. If it doesn't open like The New Order's launch trailer with "Haus In Neu-Berlin" that is a missed opportunity
Plus it's made by the Fallout folks and I only ever heard good things- so my hopes are high, and c'mon, who doesn't wanna see dead nazis
Plus it's made by the Fallout folks and I only ever heard good things- so my hopes are high, and c'mon, who doesn't wanna see dead nazis
Oh so, now the government is claiming this Digital ID thing is to deter migrants... That's the most obvious horseshit I've ever seen.
Also if you wanna stop migrants- stop selling armaments to the people blowing up their fucken houses, you useless cunts
Also if you wanna stop migrants- stop selling armaments to the people blowing up their fucken houses, you useless cunts
July 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Oh so, now the government is claiming this Digital ID thing is to deter migrants... That's the most obvious horseshit I've ever seen.
Also if you wanna stop migrants- stop selling armaments to the people blowing up their fucken houses, you useless cunts
Also if you wanna stop migrants- stop selling armaments to the people blowing up their fucken houses, you useless cunts
I'm just gonna peel my own face off, send it to the government, then they can send photocopies to whoever needs it if they're that fuckin' interested
Starting July 25, Bluesky will require users in the UK to scan their face, upload an ID or verify their identity with a bankcard.
I realize that platforms feel they have no choice but to comply with the government surveillance schemes, but shocking nonetheless.
I realize that platforms feel they have no choice but to comply with the government surveillance schemes, but shocking nonetheless.
Bluesky is rolling out age verification in the UK
Bluesky users in the UK can verify their age using their face, ID, or payment card.
www.theverge.com
July 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm just gonna peel my own face off, send it to the government, then they can send photocopies to whoever needs it if they're that fuckin' interested
GOOD NEWS (or not, if you cant stand me)
I have a VOD channel, and despite youtube trying to fuck me over already- my first video has been uploaded!
Postal 2 stream from Monday, fuckers!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hsJW...
I have a VOD channel, and despite youtube trying to fuck me over already- my first video has been uploaded!
Postal 2 stream from Monday, fuckers!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hsJW...
Super crazy funtime Hestonworld
YouTube video by JoshTheHermit (Vod Channel)
m.youtube.com
July 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
GOOD NEWS (or not, if you cant stand me)
I have a VOD channel, and despite youtube trying to fuck me over already- my first video has been uploaded!
Postal 2 stream from Monday, fuckers!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hsJW...
I have a VOD channel, and despite youtube trying to fuck me over already- my first video has been uploaded!
Postal 2 stream from Monday, fuckers!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hsJW...
Live playing postal 2!!! NO REGERTS BAYBEE Twitch.tv/joshthehermit
Twitch
Twitch is the world
Twitch.tv
July 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Live playing postal 2!!! NO REGERTS BAYBEE Twitch.tv/joshthehermit
It's that time of the year again, where I yearn for Motorstorm to make a return... Just a crumb... please
July 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It's that time of the year again, where I yearn for Motorstorm to make a return... Just a crumb... please
Guess which dumb cunt said they'd sort out a vod channel and then didn't and only remembered after their gloomwood stream got deleted off twitch?
Thiiiis guyyyyyyy
Thiiiis guyyyyyyy
April 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Guess which dumb cunt said they'd sort out a vod channel and then didn't and only remembered after their gloomwood stream got deleted off twitch?
Thiiiis guyyyyyyy
Thiiiis guyyyyyyy
Marathon looks both dull as fuck and intriguing... Which I think means they nailed the ultra-sanitized vibe?
Gameplay-wise, it looks like a slower, and (somehow) worse Apex. It lost me with the abilities being tied to specific characters too- There's no tension when you know what someones gonna do
Gameplay-wise, it looks like a slower, and (somehow) worse Apex. It lost me with the abilities being tied to specific characters too- There's no tension when you know what someones gonna do
April 13, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Marathon looks both dull as fuck and intriguing... Which I think means they nailed the ultra-sanitized vibe?
Gameplay-wise, it looks like a slower, and (somehow) worse Apex. It lost me with the abilities being tied to specific characters too- There's no tension when you know what someones gonna do
Gameplay-wise, it looks like a slower, and (somehow) worse Apex. It lost me with the abilities being tied to specific characters too- There's no tension when you know what someones gonna do
Just realised it's april 1st, that time of year where people act like annoying cunts..
Not me though, I commit for the full year
Not me though, I commit for the full year
April 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Just realised it's april 1st, that time of year where people act like annoying cunts..
Not me though, I commit for the full year
Not me though, I commit for the full year
I keep seeing shit on the new AC game and its regard for culture and gameplay... who actually gives a fuck? The last good one was Black Flag.
I'll even accept Unity (despite its many many faults) at a push and that's only because co-op was a laugh
The best Ubi game is always gonna be Steep anyway
I'll even accept Unity (despite its many many faults) at a push and that's only because co-op was a laugh
The best Ubi game is always gonna be Steep anyway
March 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I keep seeing shit on the new AC game and its regard for culture and gameplay... who actually gives a fuck? The last good one was Black Flag.
I'll even accept Unity (despite its many many faults) at a push and that's only because co-op was a laugh
The best Ubi game is always gonna be Steep anyway
I'll even accept Unity (despite its many many faults) at a push and that's only because co-op was a laugh
The best Ubi game is always gonna be Steep anyway
If R6 siege becomes free to play I worry I'm gonna get into it again
Then again they removed T-Hunt and I don't wanna deal with shitcunt randos taking casual too seriously
Then again they removed T-Hunt and I don't wanna deal with shitcunt randos taking casual too seriously
March 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
If R6 siege becomes free to play I worry I'm gonna get into it again
Then again they removed T-Hunt and I don't wanna deal with shitcunt randos taking casual too seriously
Then again they removed T-Hunt and I don't wanna deal with shitcunt randos taking casual too seriously
I genuinely don't get how I gain followers when I don't stream for months... It's like you fuckers are camped out in the woods waiting for bigfoot
Anyway, follow me on twitch and then unfollow when I go live, as is the tradition
Anyway, follow me on twitch and then unfollow when I go live, as is the tradition
March 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I genuinely don't get how I gain followers when I don't stream for months... It's like you fuckers are camped out in the woods waiting for bigfoot
Anyway, follow me on twitch and then unfollow when I go live, as is the tradition
Anyway, follow me on twitch and then unfollow when I go live, as is the tradition
I keep seeing things about elon carrying his kid around like a human shield but I don't think it'll be that effective.
Bullets can go through kids. Surely, if you're american, you learn that in school
Bullets can go through kids. Surely, if you're american, you learn that in school
March 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I keep seeing things about elon carrying his kid around like a human shield but I don't think it'll be that effective.
Bullets can go through kids. Surely, if you're american, you learn that in school
Bullets can go through kids. Surely, if you're american, you learn that in school
I may have forgot about this site..app... Fuckin twitter refugee camp but, quick update:
Not dead, constantly tired and somewhat miserable. There's a subtle difference.
Will I stream again? Yeah but dunno when. Probably when I stop sleeping for 12-24 hours at a time
Not dead, constantly tired and somewhat miserable. There's a subtle difference.
Will I stream again? Yeah but dunno when. Probably when I stop sleeping for 12-24 hours at a time
February 17, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I may have forgot about this site..app... Fuckin twitter refugee camp but, quick update:
Not dead, constantly tired and somewhat miserable. There's a subtle difference.
Will I stream again? Yeah but dunno when. Probably when I stop sleeping for 12-24 hours at a time
Not dead, constantly tired and somewhat miserable. There's a subtle difference.
Will I stream again? Yeah but dunno when. Probably when I stop sleeping for 12-24 hours at a time
Anyway, here's hoping four years gets cut to four days by a very enthusiastic gunman with a penchant for efficiency
January 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Anyway, here's hoping four years gets cut to four days by a very enthusiastic gunman with a penchant for efficiency