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Josh Crotty
@joshcrotty.bsky.social
he/him/his
Chicago
🏳️‍🌈
Lover of Taylor Swift, Pop Culture, and Cheese
This bitch has had just about enough of me. I know it
October 13, 2023 at 2:32 AM
I am once again asking Amazon to just have a sale on all items for Prime Day. I don’t want another Alexa 🗣️
October 11, 2023 at 3:12 AM
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Instead of temporary shelters, Chicago should build permanent refugee/migrant interim housing. We are the best-equipped city to welcome people from around the world and we should use this moment as an opportunity to become America's main point of entry.
September 28, 2023 at 3:10 PM
I always knew my dirty BlueSky would pop off quicker than this one 💀
September 20, 2023 at 6:07 PM
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Heads up if you have Blue Cross Blue Shield insurance, they probably won’t be covering the Covid 23-24 booster for another week or so. Make your appointments accordingly!
September 18, 2023 at 6:00 PM
I’d love to know how closing every single exit on Lake Shore Drive helps regulate traffic on Mexican Independence Day. I just broke 4 traffic laws just so I could get home 🙄
September 17, 2023 at 4:50 AM
I’m about to fuck. this. UP
September 15, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Working a job I despise 🫠
September 14, 2023 at 6:23 PM
I love a smiling thread 🥲
September 14, 2023 at 5:48 PM
I guess if you count wisdom teeth 🦷 🤷🏻‍♂️

ngl.link/stopjoshingme4
September 14, 2023 at 5:29 PM
Here’s the gag, I’ve never been in a relationship. 🫢 So that’s be a no lol

ngl.link/stopjoshingme4
September 14, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Alright I’m bored. What do y’all wanna know? ngl.link/stopjoshingme4
@stopjoshingme4: Send me anonymous messages!
NGL: Anonymous Q&A
ngl.link
September 14, 2023 at 5:19 PM
I just hope these aliens know how to fuck
September 14, 2023 at 3:06 AM
I don’t think we have fully grasped the power our barbers and hair stylists have on us. Like they can fuck up your whole shit
September 13, 2023 at 7:06 PM
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A single mom who works two bobs
September 13, 2023 at 3:56 AM
“Burger King congratulates Taylor Swift on winning Video of the Year”. I can’t. I love the VMAs
September 13, 2023 at 3:51 AM
Goddamnit I love Kelsea Ballerini
September 13, 2023 at 3:26 AM
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September 13, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Best believe i started a free trial of FUBOTV just so I could watch the VMAs. And we will be canceling it next Monday 😌
September 13, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Thinking about becoming a fanny pack gay. Any thoughts?
September 11, 2023 at 5:56 PM
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happy 9/11 to all that celebrate
September 11, 2023 at 5:44 PM
Probably not the time, but I still find the Tania Head story to be fascinating.
September 11, 2023 at 4:57 PM
Update: sweater thief is quitting 💀
One of my coworkers stole a guests sweater a few weeks ago that they lost, and last night I got to leave early because my manager had to talk to another coworker about stealing from the Starbucks in the lobby after hours.

The way I should get a raise for simply not being a thief 💀
September 10, 2023 at 5:00 AM
To whoever’s key got left in my car, I found it and I’m keeping it 🥹
September 6, 2023 at 6:01 AM