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Sooo, The Materialist is literally the worst movie I’ve seen since the last movie I watched with Dakota Johnson.
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Sooo, The Materialist is literally the worst movie I’ve seen since the last movie I watched with Dakota Johnson.
I’m a 42 year old man, but sometimes I just need a deep conversation with my mom when things get too much.
October 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I’m a 42 year old man, but sometimes I just need a deep conversation with my mom when things get too much.
I’m literally so gay that I’m thinking “I need to do my nails before my parents get here tomorrow”.
October 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’m literally so gay that I’m thinking “I need to do my nails before my parents get here tomorrow”.
I thought today was Friday. I was all ready to not go to work tomorrow. Ugh!
September 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I thought today was Friday. I was all ready to not go to work tomorrow. Ugh!
So anyway, what’s for dinner?
September 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
So anyway, what’s for dinner?
Starting the long weekend off with a promotion? I’ll take it!!
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August 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Starting the long weekend off with a promotion? I’ll take it!!
Migraines are no fucking joke. 😖
July 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Migraines are no fucking joke. 😖
Today is my Friday! C’mon long weekend!!
July 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Today is my Friday! C’mon long weekend!!
Hurry up, babe! We got a pool party to get to! @superboy8500.bsky.social
May 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hurry up, babe! We got a pool party to get to! @superboy8500.bsky.social
So @superboy8500.bsky.social and I leave for vacation on Thursday, but I’m already packed and ready go.
May 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
So @superboy8500.bsky.social and I leave for vacation on Thursday, but I’m already packed and ready go.
Had a pretty great and relaxing birthday, which is exactly what I wanted. @superboy8500.bsky.social
#happy #smile #besties #birthday
#happy #smile #besties #birthday
May 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Had a pretty great and relaxing birthday, which is exactly what I wanted. @superboy8500.bsky.social
#happy #smile #besties #birthday
#happy #smile #besties #birthday
A week from today, I’ll be in Puerto Vallarta.
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May 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A week from today, I’ll be in Puerto Vallarta.
So @superboy8500.bsky.social just held out his breakfast pastry like a Power Ranger and said “It’s muffin time!”
It’s too early for this. 🤦🏼
It’s too early for this. 🤦🏼
April 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
So @superboy8500.bsky.social just held out his breakfast pastry like a Power Ranger and said “It’s muffin time!”
It’s too early for this. 🤦🏼
It’s too early for this. 🤦🏼
C’mon short work week!
April 14, 2025 at 11:19 AM
C’mon short work week!
Fun fact: My socks, underwear, and bag always match.
April 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Fun fact: My socks, underwear, and bag always match.
Sometimes you get a reaction that’s completely different from what you expected… and it works out for the best.
March 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Sometimes you get a reaction that’s completely different from what you expected… and it works out for the best.
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Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.
February 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.
When the new headset for work makes you feel like you went from a helicopter pilot to Britney Spears.
February 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
When the new headset for work makes you feel like you went from a helicopter pilot to Britney Spears.
We have different dress codes for dinner. @superboy8500.bsky.social
February 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We have different dress codes for dinner. @superboy8500.bsky.social
Tacos, tortas, and Traitors. Perfect Valentine’s Day. @superboy8500.bsky.social
February 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Tacos, tortas, and Traitors. Perfect Valentine’s Day. @superboy8500.bsky.social
I don’t like that I didn’t FA, but yet I still have to FO.
February 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I don’t like that I didn’t FA, but yet I still have to FO.
Cheers to new beginnings! 🥂
February 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Cheers to new beginnings! 🥂
When you live down the hall from your bestie. @superboy8500.bsky.social
February 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
When you live down the hall from your bestie. @superboy8500.bsky.social
I just spent waaaay too much on a raffle for a campground weekend. Y’all don’t let @superboy8500.bsky.social know he has plans in June. 🤫
February 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I just spent waaaay too much on a raffle for a campground weekend. Y’all don’t let @superboy8500.bsky.social know he has plans in June. 🤫