Josh Wells
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oh wow, Nico Harrison still had that job till now???
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
oh wow, Nico Harrison still had that job till now???
@schumer.senate.gov doesn't have that dawg in him. He's gotta go.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
@schumer.senate.gov doesn't have that dawg in him. He's gotta go.
new issue of the newsletter just dropped. Politics, movies, my beef with YouTube TV AND Disney, and a couple of Tony Hawk references. Check it out.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
new issue of the newsletter just dropped. Politics, movies, my beef with YouTube TV AND Disney, and a couple of Tony Hawk references. Check it out.
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Hopefully we can all process the news of Dick Cheney dying on election day as a reminder to stop electing monsters.
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Hopefully we can all process the news of Dick Cheney dying on election day as a reminder to stop electing monsters.
"I don't understand these kids today and their six-seven thing."
-grown men who wanna have a philosophical discussion about something called the "tush push"
-grown men who wanna have a philosophical discussion about something called the "tush push"
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"I don't understand these kids today and their six-seven thing."
-grown men who wanna have a philosophical discussion about something called the "tush push"
-grown men who wanna have a philosophical discussion about something called the "tush push"
the voting American citizen in me is happy to see Obama campaigning for Democratic candidates. The stand up comedian in me feels bad for those same candidates that have to follow him on the mic.
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the voting American citizen in me is happy to see Obama campaigning for Democratic candidates. The stand up comedian in me feels bad for those same candidates that have to follow him on the mic.
Halloween at age 45: took the day off and did some laundry.
October 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Halloween at age 45: took the day off and did some laundry.
New issue just dropped. I reconsider Radiohead plus some other random unimportant stuff.
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October 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
New issue just dropped. I reconsider Radiohead plus some other random unimportant stuff.
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none of these nerds on today's Jeopardy knew the final answer (Wild Turkey). Finally, getting black out drunk off a bourbon of questionable taste pays off. You can't study that with a flashcard.
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
none of these nerds on today's Jeopardy knew the final answer (Wild Turkey). Finally, getting black out drunk off a bourbon of questionable taste pays off. You can't study that with a flashcard.
I don't know how but some kids got into my building and knocked on my door. They were selling candy bars. I told them I'd take six. These kids today are so dangerous.
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I don't know how but some kids got into my building and knocked on my door. They were selling candy bars. I told them I'd take six. These kids today are so dangerous.
all this gambling drama we're starting to see in different sports leagues is just karma for not putting Pete Rose in the baseball HOF while he was alive.
October 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
all this gambling drama we're starting to see in different sports leagues is just karma for not putting Pete Rose in the baseball HOF while he was alive.
a lot more former Jets players are gonna have to die for them to turn this season around.
October 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
a lot more former Jets players are gonna have to die for them to turn this season around.
a new issue of the newsletter just dropped. I went to St. Louis for 18 hours because I'm running out of things to write about.
Don't let such reckless travel be in vain. Give it a read.
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#newsletter
#stl
Don't let such reckless travel be in vain. Give it a read.
joshwells.substack.com
#newsletter
#stl
October 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
a new issue of the newsletter just dropped. I went to St. Louis for 18 hours because I'm running out of things to write about.
Don't let such reckless travel be in vain. Give it a read.
joshwells.substack.com
#newsletter
#stl
Don't let such reckless travel be in vain. Give it a read.
joshwells.substack.com
#newsletter
#stl
I used to be a purist who thought you shouldn't use your phone at all at concerts. I have since compromised my beliefs and now believe it's okay to record and post a video as long as it's a b side.
October 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I used to be a purist who thought you shouldn't use your phone at all at concerts. I have since compromised my beliefs and now believe it's okay to record and post a video as long as it's a b side.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
October 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
did you know you can show up at an airport before TSA opens? I'm so tired.
October 19, 2025 at 8:51 AM
did you know you can show up at an airport before TSA opens? I'm so tired.
New issue just dropped. My favorite diner sold out, but then again, so has everything else. Read all about it here.
This has nothing to do with the Portland frogs. I just think they look cool.
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This has nothing to do with the Portland frogs. I just think they look cool.
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October 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
New issue just dropped. My favorite diner sold out, but then again, so has everything else. Read all about it here.
This has nothing to do with the Portland frogs. I just think they look cool.
joshwells.substack.com
This has nothing to do with the Portland frogs. I just think they look cool.
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Rest in peace Ace Frehley. I've never been a big Kiss fan but I always thought Ace was cool. Rest in peace to the cool one.
October 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Rest in peace Ace Frehley. I've never been a big Kiss fan but I always thought Ace was cool. Rest in peace to the cool one.
the Portland Frog should get the Nobel Peace Prize and the Superbowl halftime show.
October 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
the Portland Frog should get the Nobel Peace Prize and the Superbowl halftime show.
I told jokes in two different pizzerias two nights in a row this week. I'd like to see those Riyadh Comedy Fest comics do that.
October 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I told jokes in two different pizzerias two nights in a row this week. I'd like to see those Riyadh Comedy Fest comics do that.
new issue just dropped. Deport the rich. They are the real threat to our shared American experience.
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October 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
new issue just dropped. Deport the rich. They are the real threat to our shared American experience.
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my brother told me yesterday that my nieces listen to Creed and I wanted to be embarrassed for them but then I remembered when I was a kid I liked Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer, and Kris Kross. So maybe I should shut up.
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
my brother told me yesterday that my nieces listen to Creed and I wanted to be embarrassed for them but then I remembered when I was a kid I liked Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer, and Kris Kross. So maybe I should shut up.
the hardest part of comedy is trying to remember who hates who.
October 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
the hardest part of comedy is trying to remember who hates who.
more like Jack Shittarelli.
October 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
more like Jack Shittarelli.
A new issue of the newsletter just dropped. I wrote about CBGB Fest, possibly being a poser, and some other stuff you'll need to read for yourself.
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October 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
A new issue of the newsletter just dropped. I wrote about CBGB Fest, possibly being a poser, and some other stuff you'll need to read for yourself.
joshwells.substack.com
joshwells.substack.com