Josephine Mayfair
@josephinemayfa1.bsky.social
Exhausted Millennial, lover of music and hot chocolate. LGBTQ+ ally. British. Expat. Stressed, depressed and not well dressed. Barça socia.
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Just to make things clear, my follow-back policy applies only if you're a human being with a personal account.
If you're a footy fanpage, you get a pass - but if I check your profile and the first thing I see is a promoted product, subscription or Amazon storefront, it's a noppity-nope 😉
If you're a footy fanpage, you get a pass - but if I check your profile and the first thing I see is a promoted product, subscription or Amazon storefront, it's a noppity-nope 😉
Life's been hard recently. But bloody hell, this club!
🔵 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝘾𝘼𝙈𝙋𝙀𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙎 🔴
🖐️ El Barça firma una exhibición histórica en la final y derrota al Real Madrid por 2-5 para levantan su 15ª Supercopa de España
👏 Primer título para Hansi Flick al mando del banquillo culé
🖐️ El Barça firma una exhibición histórica en la final y derrota al Real Madrid por 2-5 para levantan su 15ª Supercopa de España
👏 Primer título para Hansi Flick al mando del banquillo culé
January 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Life's been hard recently. But bloody hell, this club!
We're a mess off the pitch but at least the boys delivered on it.
🚨 ¡El Barcelona arrasa sin piedad al modesto Barbastro!
🔗 Todos los detalles aquí: https://t.co/2HRzeDtTJx https://t.co/0Ma3mvn56D
🔗 Todos los detalles aquí: https://t.co/2HRzeDtTJx https://t.co/0Ma3mvn56D
January 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We're a mess off the pitch but at least the boys delivered on it.
"Weird fluff", now that's a sign to get the fuck off Tinder if I've ever seen one 😭
zoom into this image. whatever you land on will be your 2025.
December 31, 2024 at 10:25 PM
"Weird fluff", now that's a sign to get the fuck off Tinder if I've ever seen one 😭
We've reached the stage where sports media are so untrustworthy, the club has to officially confirm it asked for player licences, not a moratorium. New Year resolution for some journalists - be more reliable.
Happy 2025!
Happy 2025!
FC Barcelona statement
The latest news from FC Barcelona — schedule, tickets, injury updates, player info, video, match stats and highlights, standings, official shop & more
www.fcbarcelona.com
December 31, 2024 at 7:32 PM
We've reached the stage where sports media are so untrustworthy, the club has to officially confirm it asked for player licences, not a moratorium. New Year resolution for some journalists - be more reliable.
Happy 2025!
Happy 2025!
Oh, come on. I don't want to have to boycott my own club's matches over questionable ethical standards.
#FCBarcelona are keeping tabs on Thomas Partey as an option for next summer. (MD) #COYG
December 30, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Oh, come on. I don't want to have to boycott my own club's matches over questionable ethical standards.
Why am I tempted to plan a Madrid weekend sometime in 2025 just to hunt for this comedy gold? 🤣
What about magnets featuring grounds with the seats in their greatest rivals’ colours?
December 28, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Why am I tempted to plan a Madrid weekend sometime in 2025 just to hunt for this comedy gold? 🤣
Valencia really doing the work to make me feel better about the number of my exes 🙈
Carlos Corberán becomes Valencia's 17th permanent head coach since 2012. Reminder that West Ham United have had 18 permanent managers since the position was created in 1901.
El valenciano Carlos Corberán es el nuevo entrenador del Valencia CF. Firma hasta 2027. Sus éxitos serán los nuestros. Suerte Carlos! Amunt!!
December 26, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Valencia really doing the work to make me feel better about the number of my exes 🙈
You know you're at a Slavic Christmas Eve dinner when you're full to the point your stomach is ready to burst and then there's a random babcia chasing you with "one more piece of poppy seed cake!" because you don't look well fed 😆
December 24, 2024 at 10:21 PM
You know you're at a Slavic Christmas Eve dinner when you're full to the point your stomach is ready to burst and then there's a random babcia chasing you with "one more piece of poppy seed cake!" because you don't look well fed 😆
Funny detail about US courts is that a jury nullification ("we know he did it, evidence tells us so but we choose to ignore it because we agree with him") is a thing.
Good luck finding 12 New Yorkers with 0 bias against health insurance companies.
Good luck finding 12 New Yorkers with 0 bias against health insurance companies.
Suspect in CEO shooting pleads not guilty to state murder and terror charges
Suspect in CEO shooting pleads not guilty to state murder and terror charges
Man accused of killing Brian Thompson enters plea in New York state case running parallel to federal prosecution
The man accused of fatally shooting the CEO of UnitedHealthcare pleaded not guilty on Monday to murder and terror charges in a state case…
www.theguardian.com
December 23, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Funny detail about US courts is that a jury nullification ("we know he did it, evidence tells us so but we choose to ignore it because we agree with him") is a thing.
Good luck finding 12 New Yorkers with 0 bias against health insurance companies.
Good luck finding 12 New Yorkers with 0 bias against health insurance companies.
We need more fluffy cows in our lives. Just think what memes @themerl.bsky.social could do with this glorious fluffage!
Taking this opportunity to repost more blowdried cows because FLUFFY COWS!
December 23, 2024 at 11:19 AM
We need more fluffy cows in our lives. Just think what memes @themerl.bsky.social could do with this glorious fluffage!
10th circle of hell: Paris-CDG airport on the weekend before Christmas.
I'm developing an allergy to humans 😭
I'm developing an allergy to humans 😭
December 21, 2024 at 4:05 PM
10th circle of hell: Paris-CDG airport on the weekend before Christmas.
I'm developing an allergy to humans 😭
I'm developing an allergy to humans 😭
Barça's General Assemblies usually aren't very lively affairs but I don't need any caffeine when I'm listening about just how bad Bartomeu-era deal was.
December 21, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Barça's General Assemblies usually aren't very lively affairs but I don't need any caffeine when I'm listening about just how bad Bartomeu-era deal was.
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Photo of the Day, if not the Year.
Solidarity and admiration.
📸This brilliant photo of Gisele Pelicot, leaving court for the final time yesterday, was taken by Arnold Jerocki for Getty Images.
Solidarity and admiration.
📸This brilliant photo of Gisele Pelicot, leaving court for the final time yesterday, was taken by Arnold Jerocki for Getty Images.
December 20, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Photo of the Day, if not the Year.
Solidarity and admiration.
📸This brilliant photo of Gisele Pelicot, leaving court for the final time yesterday, was taken by Arnold Jerocki for Getty Images.
Solidarity and admiration.
📸This brilliant photo of Gisele Pelicot, leaving court for the final time yesterday, was taken by Arnold Jerocki for Getty Images.
If you know, you know.
And if you don't know then this will make no sense to you 😅
And if you don't know then this will make no sense to you 😅
Tall Trees
YouTube video by Blacklit Canopy
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2024 at 9:22 PM
If you know, you know.
And if you don't know then this will make no sense to you 😅
And if you don't know then this will make no sense to you 😅
Reposted by Josephine Mayfair
The blocking worked. Starve the trolls of attention. Keep our blocking culture strong.
STOP DROP BLOCK
STOP DROP BLOCK
December 17, 2024 at 4:48 PM
The blocking worked. Starve the trolls of attention. Keep our blocking culture strong.
STOP DROP BLOCK
STOP DROP BLOCK
Second grade is what, 7 years old? 8? Bloody hell.
December 17, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Second grade is what, 7 years old? 8? Bloody hell.
Holiday depression is hitting pretty hard this year.
December 16, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Holiday depression is hitting pretty hard this year.
Well, there goes our league campaign.
December 15, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Well, there goes our league campaign.
Fragile owners of tiny dicks are not going to be happy about this 🤭
Kelly Cates to replace Gary Lineker on BBC’s Match of the Day
Kelly Cates to replace Gary Lineker on BBC’s Match of the Day
Presenter will leave Sky Sports to join a revamped team including Mark Chapman and Gabby Logan for next season
Football presenter Kelly Cates is understood to be leaving Sky Sports to replace Gary Lineker on the BBC’s Match of the Day.
Cates, a popular…
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Fragile owners of tiny dicks are not going to be happy about this 🤭
RM is the answer to "what if victim complex was a football club?"
December 14, 2024 at 11:20 PM
RM is the answer to "what if victim complex was a football club?"
Gil Manzano having an absolutely normal day at the office.
December 14, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Gil Manzano having an absolutely normal day at the office.
Is it just me or is "far-right former soccer star as the next president of the country" a truly deranged headline which at the same time perfectly embodies the spirit of 2020s?
Georgian lawmakers have voted in far-right former soccer star Mikheil Kavelashvili as the next president of the country, where popular anger has mounted over the government’s halt to EU accession talks
Georgian government votes in far-right former soccer player as president | CNN
Georgian lawmakers have voted in far-right former soccer star Mikheil Kavelashvili as next president of Georgia, amid mounting popular anger over the government’s halt to EU accession talks.
www.cnn.com
December 14, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Is it just me or is "far-right former soccer star as the next president of the country" a truly deranged headline which at the same time perfectly embodies the spirit of 2020s?
Of all the things that can jump out the bushes at you, I feel like this cutie is one of the better options 🥰
December 14, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Of all the things that can jump out the bushes at you, I feel like this cutie is one of the better options 🥰
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This should be grounds for account suspension. Jesse has explicitly white knighted for kiwi farms. These are exactly the kinds of people he associates with.
His presence on this site inherently makes it unsafe for trans people.
His presence on this site inherently makes it unsafe for trans people.
December 12, 2024 at 5:02 AM
This should be grounds for account suspension. Jesse has explicitly white knighted for kiwi farms. These are exactly the kinds of people he associates with.
His presence on this site inherently makes it unsafe for trans people.
His presence on this site inherently makes it unsafe for trans people.
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The real person of the year.
December 11, 2024 at 2:18 PM
The real person of the year.